Carolina Alliance

Hey look! I know i'm fairly new here and all, but what's the point of the alliance if just anyone can get in without living here?

When one is part of the Air Force he is not in the Navy. Is this like being Irish American?

Just trying to keep it pure.

 

Hey Viper, glad to see you joined up!! you make a valid point but you forget, we are at war.... with Texas. During WWII America was allied with many foreign nations. granted, they weren't actually part of America but still, thats how i view the Alliance. Besides, i take it as a compliment, everyone loves the Carolinas so much they are scrambling to be a part of our group I was actually hoping you'd join up though, we're probably gonna need some counceling for alcohol abuse pretty soon

 

Where do you get off calling my brain a muscle!!! Your mom's a muscle!!! lets see you rebound from that burn....

 

Wow - again with the off-topic beating of a dead horse...

 

Oh yeah, well your moms a dead horse!

 

Actually, i think i need to stop with the "your mom" jokes, i actually got screwed with that in high school. That has been my only comeback for the past 10 years, and i said it to a girl at school and it turns out her mom died of cancer about a year earlier. I never felt so bad in my life. So i officially take back the "your mom" jokes 007 and Mudbug. and if either of your mothers is actually dead you can kick me in the nuts if you come to the carolina meet

 

New Carolina Alliance Member. I'm Up For A Meeting.

 

Glad you joined Zlee! welcome!

 

looks like i'm in

 

Glad to see we have a warhead expert in our ranks now, that will come in handy when we make our move on Texas

 

Just think of us in the other divisions as the Carolina Foreign legion

GMG3

 

sounds awesome!!!


by the time were done, the carolina alliance is gonna rule the world( well...........at least the beer tub and lazy boy recliners anyway!!!

 

guess i might as well join too.
i mean i do have fmaily in s.c.

 

Glad to be aboard. But one more request, can we make war on Florida too?

I think we need to have a State of the Carolinas address. An assessment meeting and perhaps a declaration of intent and protocol. Some points on why we must be aggressive against Texas. I mean, I understand why but we need to make it formal you know. A "We have nothing to fear but fear itself..." and..."Texas drivers and the Rangers are boils on the ass of America..."speech.

Is this like the UN and do we have an elected head of the alliance? Just all some serious questions I have.

 

Viper: You mean like a founding Charter or something like that? I agree, we do need to have an actual document. The problem with that is that it takes time and motivation to write one, so if anyone in the Alliance is motivated enough to write it, that means they are too motivated to be in the Alliance. Sort of a catch-22 situation. Maybe we can find a loophole like, if you're really really drunk and can barely type you are allowed to write a Charter. I dunno.

Anyway, what do you have against Florida. I mean dont get me wrong, its hot, humid, full of mosqitoes and old people and is definately not a southern state (its a yankee state that got misplaced) but i dont necissarily have a problem with them. Although they are surrounded by the ocean.... and i do hate the ocean.... But they havn't deeply offended me like i assume Texas did at some point.

As far as leadership goes, i dunno.... i'm technicallly teh founder but i dont know if that makes me the leader or not. If so then i accept, and since Jhodge was the second to back me up i guess he's second in command. So it's settled, i am the King and Jhodge is the Queen, we'll just get tcbob to make the appropriate changes in our titles.... J/k johodge Viper, we have to be careful, we cant be too organized or it would go against everything we stand for. We're more of a loose collection of half-assed vagabonds with a strange obsession with Texas than we are an actual organization. I am currently a tyranic dictator that rules with an iron fist, i am open to suggestions

 

You might want to be careful with that iron fist. They make beer cans out of pretty thin aluminium. Wouldn't want to waste.

 

rumor has it that his "iron fist" is actually a giant flask, just shaped like an iron fist!!