Cat Thefts

Hmm. For some reason I don't have much of a problem with idiots shopping around my place.

 

That's because of the idiots you allowed in the back yard already.

 

I'm in the same boat, they keep shitting in my garden.

 

They're allowed in the front yard too.

 

I feel your pain. Cat poop is nowhere near as easy to pick up as dog poop. Usually wet shit as if they were drinking cheap beer the night before.

 

Damnit man, what did I tell you about drinking too much and shitting in your own yard.

 

My wife is a trooper for scraping me off the lawn every morning. If I didn't dick her down real good she'd of left me by now.

 

I couldn't imagine running that thing for anything other than bench rest shooting.

Because were in commiefornia I would never recommend any firearm to protect property. Hell OCSD wants CCWers to obey and comply with No Gun signs posted by the business even though they don't carry any weight of law.

 

I would even go as far as ditching the fore grip for that.

 

Just like most of these “off road builds” that gun was built, (read bought), for pictures not for function.

 

Buuuuuut it looks sooooooo cooooool

 

You right you right. My bad.

 

Thanx guys, you've been more then helpful with some amazingly awesome useful suggestions.
I'm gonna weld some plates to the bottom of my truck, bolt on a claymore get a couple of dogs and arm myself with a modded AR. I'll also park the truck over a box and take my catalytic converters into the house every night. If I still don't feel secure, I'll remove the cats, sell them out on the Joe Rodota Trail and install a bypass pipe.

 

Cool. Glad we could help.

 

Dude, best response to the internet I've seen in a long time. Well done my man. Well done.

 

I prefer Dog thefts myself...

 

After you get your cats protected we need to work on your wheels. Don’t want the wheels and tires being stolen either.

Being a welder, I suggest welding the lug nuts together with a plate making them impossible to get off.

 

Had the exhaust cut twice on my T4R. They didn't get the cat either time. Dumba$$ criminals.
They finally passed a law here that you have to provide a picture id and a VIN (I think) when you sell one.
That seems to have taken care of the problem.

 

In Texas, they can do it legally. Seriously!

 

That would work! Weld the the front lugs to the cats, and the rear lugs to the tailgate.
Cali anti thief mod

Next we could design, and fab a collapsing bridge, so they can travel over da poo, to get in their trucks?