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I think I beat you derek. Maybe not in length, but time.

2 hours and 36 minutes.

 

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: asl?

Stranger: 22 m fl

You: fl?

Stranger: florida

Stranger: usa

You: oh haha i knew that

You: im in san diego haha

Stranger: cool

Stranger: i want to take a trip to ca

You: yeah its cool out here

You: haha i like it

Stranger: have you been to any of the pot stores?

You: nope i only do lsd and exctacy

Stranger: any good trips worth sharing?

You: one time..... (hold im im typing)

You: i was at a deadmou5 concert and i was tripping so hard i started to scratch my skin really hard and then i started to bleed and all colors were in negative and everyone else was quiet but deadmau5 and there was people telling me to smoke moles..... it was weird

Stranger: most of them are

Stranger: all reality is questioned

You: i feel you man!

You: like i could taste sounds

You: it was the best

Stranger: there's some people that do that sober

You: im gonna go hang myself now bye

Stranger: later

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bwahahaha


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Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: i cougar for little children

Stranger: ?

You: female/54/usa

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: cool

Stranger:

Stranger: i always liked milfs

Stranger: haha

You: haha me too!

You:

Stranger: but you are one...?

You: more like a dilf

Stranger: dilf...

Stranger: lol

Stranger: u said u were female

You: i lie... im actually a dragon

 

win

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You: poop

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probably my fav hahaha

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You: hi

Stranger: Hey there girl, what's up?

You: noyhin i just weighed myself... i weigh 248 lbs

Stranger: 248? You're not a girl, are you?

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haha funny stuff

 

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Stranger: Hi

You: hey!


You: im 18/m/usa

Stranger: WHATS CRACKIN DAWG

You: not much niggahhhhh

Stranger: shit, im just chillin, watchin the game, drinkin a bud

You: fo sho... yankees all day

Stranger: heheeeee

Stranger: Ill give you a hint

Stranger: im from a country in europe

Stranger: The first letter is

Stranger: S

You: hmmmmmm

You: ummm

You: spain

You: haha

You: futbol?

Stranger: No, im not a spick

Stranger: Try again

You: bwahahahahahahaha

You: sweden?

Stranger: BINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You: yeeeeeee!!!

You: do paintball?

You: do you drive a volvo?

Stranger: Hahah

Stranger: Yeah, I drive volvos, eat meatballs and go to ikea every day!!!!

You: hahahahahahahahah!

You: typical swiss

You: hahaha

You: do you play paintball?

Stranger: Switzerland is another country

You: ohhhh shit hahahahahahahaha

You: my bad hahaha

You: swed

You: hahaha

Stranger: so your from the states huh

You: yyeeeeee

Stranger: which state?!

You: cali

You: for

You: nia

Stranger: awesome

You: yeee son

You: i surf...

You: haha

Stranger: you've ever been to mexico brah

You: yeeep!

Stranger: you hit some of those latina booty queens brah

You: haha nope

You: im the stereotype califorian

You: haha

You: long hair

You: surf

Stranger: thats gay

You: ill kill you son

Stranger: whoa

Stranger: easy

You: jk haha'

Stranger: you are very intimidating over the internet

You: im an ethug

You: yo

You: ill cap yur

You: ass

Stranger: ill bust a cap in yo knee dawg

Stranger: dont gimme that shit niggah

You: son!

You: yo mama!

Stranger: ska vi ligga eller?

Stranger: vore skönt

You: como estas?

Stranger: HEHEHE!

Stranger: yeah all europeans understand spanish you fucking prick

You: hahahahahaha

You: whats a racial term for a swed

You: ?

You: haha

Stranger: i dont know, swede?

You: you fucking swede

You: haha

Stranger: err

Stranger: you fucking american!!

You: haha what now

You: you lose!

Stranger: america sucks!!

Stranger: All americans are patriots so you should threaten me to life now

Stranger: right?

Stranger: :S

You: i hate volvos meatballs andikea

Stranger: OH MY GOD

Stranger: THAT HURT MY FEELINGS :'(

You: awww wanna tissue?

You: pussy

Stranger: yes

Stranger: u got one?

You: all day

Stranger: u should take one and wipe your moms pussy clean from my cum

You: ew

You: gross

You: hahahahahaha

Stranger: Couldnt think of a better comeback, im a european after all

Stranger: right?

You: you...

You: you....

You: homo!

Stranger: you...

Stranger: you....

Stranger: redneck piece of shit trailer trash

Stranger: they say all of you live in trailers, is that true?

You: hahah not me!

Stranger: monkey

You: i gots to bounce peace yo

Stranger: Okay

Stranger: cya bro

You: later it was fun chatting haha peace bro

Stranger: bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hahaha

 

Holy fuck!!!

 

someone should add this in to a conversation

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You: yo
Stranger: Yo r u hot girl
You: what's your definition of hot?
Stranger: Well averagely sexualy atractive
You: Holy fucking vagueness!!!
You: You're kinda lame
Stranger: No I'm a sexual tyranosaurus
You: And what exactly does that mean, stud?
Stranger: Exactly every hot girls wants my 9" penis
You: I have a vagina but.....
Stranger: It's detatchable
You: Interesting conclusion
You: Do detatchable vaginas interest you, hot stuff?
Stranger: Sometimes but only when there's a real one in the mix
You: sure
Stranger: So u got picks
You: Of what?
Stranger: U
You: That's a really dumb question
You: That's like asking if I have lips
Stranger: Tru
Stranger: Well do you have any sexy picks
You: Um, ok
You: I'm into bondage.
You: Do you like that?
Stranger: Sweet me to
You: Perfect
You: I have a picture of my dick duct taped to my leg. That should do something for you.

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lol

 

You: what's cracking butterball?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f or m?
You: m
You: bye

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Stranger: have you ever given birth?

You: rawwrrrr

 

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: im a 46 year old cougar

You: hi

You: 9/f/az

You: i like cougars

You: they bite

Stranger: you dont know what your getting yourself into gir;

You: into?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: you dont know what a cougar is

You: cougars are not as cool as tigers!

You: RAWRRR!

Stranger: its an odl woman who goes and preys on younger guys

Stranger: you have no idea

Stranger: do you know what a penis is

You: yes cougars have those?

Stranger: no

Stranger: your fucked up

You: bad words!

You: and its you're

You: bye!

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You: Hi!

Stranger: hey

You: how are you ?

Stranger: i have sprained my wrist but im great ! lol

You: lol

Stranger: u?

You: tired

Stranger: yeh me too

You: how did you sprain your wrist?

Stranger: wt time is it where u are?

You: it's late

You: 11:30

You: you?

Stranger: i was dancing

Stranger: and it about half 3

Stranger: where u from

You: MA

You: you?

Stranger: ma? uk

You: oh

You: nope

You: US

You: you?

You: oh wow..you're european?

Stranger: yep

You: nice

Stranger: well british

You: hmmm

You: i see

You: i'd love to visit some day

Stranger: well y dont you

You: cost moolah

You: chaching!

Stranger: lol

You: what kind of dancing were you doing to sprain your wrist?

You: gettin freaky weren't you

Stranger: haha

Stranger: maybe

You: oOOOoo

Stranger: u erm male female btw?

You: male

You: you?

Stranger: female

Stranger: well i was defin doing something i shouldnt have been wen i sprained it

You: oh yeah?

You: like what?

You: were you spinning on it?

You: breakdancing?

You: hah

Stranger: i do break dance actually but no i wasnt i was hanging from a shower railing haha

You: haa

You: sounds like you were getting mounted

You: that's nice

Stranger: lol well close but enuf about my sprained wrist lol how are you?

You: i'm doing okay

You: can't complain

You: halloweens is close

You: you celebrate?

Stranger: yeh hallows party

Stranger: woop woop

Stranger: u duin eny thing?

You: you're a fan i see

You: umm dressing up like a mexican cowboy

You: you?

Stranger: vampire slut

You: typical

Stranger: haha

You: girls love to be slutty for halloween

You: not complaining

You: just saying

Stranger: well the party night falls on halloween exactly so weve all got to go as something sexy and i chose that lol

Stranger: not sexy i mean scary

You: hahah

Stranger: ha

You: gothic girl?

Stranger: no

You: oh cool

Stranger: WHY U ASK THT

Stranger: sz bwt caps

You: umm

You: i don't know

You: just thought i'd ask

Stranger: were u asking if tht was who i was like

You: yup

You: like....are you one of those gothic girls

Stranger: no defin not!

You: lol

Stranger: no offense to them

You: lol

You: same here

Stranger: not my style

You: agreed

Stranger: im athletic bit of a tom boy very physical.... a dancer and soon to be pilot

You: wow

Stranger: u?

You: lol

You: nice mix there

Stranger: yup

You: i'm a college grad and now working at a college

You: lol

You: i'm trying to get into shape

You: :

Stranger: take very good care of my body lol if yoi know wt i mean

You: hahha

You: you're a tom boy and takes good care of your body?

You: hmm

Stranger: i teach dance to 5-16 year olds

You: oh

You: that's awesome

You: what kind of dancing?

Stranger: yup hard work wen u cant control them ... break dance hip hop, rock n roll, tap, latin ,and freestyle

Stranger: how old are u

You: 25

You: you?

You: how do you dance to rock n roll?

Stranger: 19

You: cool

Stranger: go on youtube and type in rock n roll its a bit like jazz...

You: oh

You: so not your typical rock concert things

Stranger: no lol

You: no mosh pits?

You: ol

Stranger: every one asks me tht tho

You: haha

Stranger: so you got a name ?

You: tim

You: what's yours?

Stranger: ur a fast typer has any one ever told you that ?

Stranger: charlotte

You: lol

You: no not really

You: charlotte, nice name

Stranger: well im telling u now

Stranger: lol

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: i get charlie, char, charles, chaz, for short so pick one lol

You: hhahah

You: those are all guy's names

Stranger: yes they are

You: charlotte is beautiful enough

Stranger: its bcz im a tomboy

You: i guess

You: a lot of tomboys i see here let their bodies go

You: really bad

Stranger: i normally introduce myself as charlie

Stranger: haha

You: i see

Stranger: i reali dont

You: lol

You: what's your sexual orientation?

You: if you don't mind me asking

Stranger: if i even think im a pound over weight i crack down and sexcercise

You: jhahhah

You: oh man

You: i'm so hungry right now and i can eat a whole pizza

Stranger: lol im kinda hungry too

You: but i won't because i'm trying to get in shape

Stranger: lol one pizza wont harm you

Stranger: wt do you think my sexual orientation is?

You: dude, that's like 300 calories for a slice

Stranger: its all about th carbs not calories

You: you're right

You: well.....tomboys, usually lesbians

You: but you're a dancer

You: hmm...

Stranger: although pizza has a lot of them in too

You: yeah

Stranger: well weve been speakin for almost 10 mins now you should be able to gues if im gay or not

You: lol

You: yeah

You: got it

You: ever visit the states before?

Stranger: nope and u havnt told me ur conclusion

You: oh...

You: straight

You: not that it would matter to me anyway

Stranger: well im bisexual

You: lol

You: best of both worlds!

Stranger: but none of my family know just me and a girl i was seeing not long bk

You: i find that hot!

Stranger: kool me too funnily enough

You: how is that though?

You: hiding and all

You: are you still somewhat attracted to some women?

You: do you think you'll ever come clean?

Stranger: not all women. i just find one every now and again and i go oh my fukin god! i need to do her now then im bk on men for about 6 month haha

You: hahhah

Stranger: there would be no point in coming clean cz i'll never end up with a lass

You: you're awesome

Stranger: thnks

You: yeha

You: it's just fun right?

You: so are you in college?

Stranger: yeh i miss cock too much wen im with a girl the longest ive been with a lass is 3 month. and i couldnt handle not havn cock.... was wierd how nobody realised spesh my parents cz i was with her in my room 24/7

Stranger: no just got out of college

Stranger: u think they wud have noticed tho

You: LOL

You: college would be perfect

You: i bet a fit girl like you would land more than most guys

You: lol

You: so what's your favorite things to do to a girl/guy?

Stranger: how do you know how fit i am haha

You: well....you said you were athletic

You: you teach dance

Stranger: hm oh yeh

You: how overweight can you be to be tappying?

You: haahah

Stranger: u can tell im also blonde then

You: blonde jokes

You: i don't get tired of them

You: well...it's either that or you're a lying, fat, bald, 46 year old lonely guy.

Stranger: oh yes u got me u figured me out haha

You: lol

You: well...it's late..

You: gotta go

Stranger: lol

You: got work tomorrow

Stranger: i was lying about th big fat blad man btw

You: yeah i know

You: lol

Stranger: bald*

Stranger: lol gdgd

You: maybe we'll talk some other time

Stranger: well are you on fb?

You: yeah

You: you can't find me though

You: and i'm not on as much

You: yeah....i'm not too big a fan of fb

Stranger: well if you wana add me b4 u go to bed you may

You: link?

Stranger: search for ***** *****

You: cool

Stranger: i have sunglasses on in my pic and im from newcastle

You: alright!!!

You: first bisexual friend!

You: haha

Stranger: haha

You: good night.

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

Stranger: ?

You: 19 m california

Stranger: niiiiice

You: you?

Stranger: 17 fm sweden

You: oh sweden huh

You: how is it over there?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: hmm ... Tepid

Stranger: xD

Stranger: its Colder that california thats for sure

You: yeah, its not that cold here

You: to many people complain about it cold

Stranger: its below zero here right now

You: i think its fine

You: snow?

Stranger: no not yet .P

You: ohh,

You: do you get snow?

Stranger: in a couple of weeks maybe

You: I love the snow

Stranger: naah :

You: dont like it?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i like the sun

You: well i guess it depends where you live, I see the sun 90% out of the year

You: so some snow would be nice

You: or rain

Stranger: LoL rain ?

You: yeah I love the rain

Stranger: hmm ... naah

You: sun only for you?

Stranger: hmm... dont care that much but whould prefer sun

Stranger:

You: should move to california

Stranger: hmm ... if i can stay with u

You: sure

You: what time is it over there?

Stranger: 4:30 , in the middle of the night

Stranger:

You: whoa, what are you doing up so late?

Stranger: not much

Stranger: no school tomorrow xD

Stranger: whats ur time ?

You: 8:35 pm on thursday

Stranger: Key

You: so you stay up all night and sleep the day away

You: ?

Stranger: noo i will sleep to 12-1 maybe

You: do you drive?

Stranger: in sweden u cant get a lisence ultill 18

You: oh man that sucks

Stranger: hmm .... but people can have sex with 15 yearolds

Stranger: its legal

Stranger:

You: over here its jail time

Stranger: haha

Stranger: that sucks

You: yeah,

Stranger: but is it okay if 2 15 yearolds have sex ??

You: no

Stranger: LoL ??

Stranger: haha xD

You: without parents consent its not

You: or a 18 with a 17

You: the 18 year old will be in jail

You: then would register as a sex offender

Stranger: omg sick

You: do they teach english in school over there?

Stranger: yes ofc

You: oh your english is pretty good, over here in public school they teach spanish or french

Stranger: thx

Stranger: i have studied german and im studying spanish

You: hows your germa?

You: german*

Stranger: hmm... not that good

You: I've always wanted to learn german, got a freind whos dad can speak it

Stranger: i skipped most classes

Stranger: ich heisse mathilda

Stranger: du bist eine fuhrer !

You: all i got is your name is mathilda?

You: I think

You: and some thing about leader or something lol

Stranger: yes

Stranger: my name is mathilda and : u are my leader

Stranger: no sorry a leader xD

You: oh lol

You: Thats a unique name

Stranger: not over here

You: pretty cool actually

You: oh

You: so its a common name

Stranger: what was ur name ??

You: Andre

Stranger: yes pritty common

Stranger: nice

Stranger: thats pritty common here too

Stranger: andré

You: lol not over here

You: i haven't met anyone else name andre for a LONG time

Stranger: i was with a guy yesterday whos name was andré

Stranger:

You: oh here?

Stranger: huh ?

Stranger: I have a couple of friends ....

You: oh

Stranger: named andré

Stranger:

You: its like my situation. I know a few jessica, ryan and matt

You: and nick

Stranger: jessica is a common name here ...

You: same over here

You: i know 5 of them

Stranger:

Stranger: Nice .P

Stranger: do u have a profession ??

You: no not yet

You: in school

Stranger: Aha college ??

You: yes

Stranger: ok

You: how about you?

You: work?

Stranger: is college anything like in the movies ?? xD

Stranger: no im in school

You: depends on where you go or what you do

You: or who you know

You: some universities are party school

Stranger: Niiice

You: last year of high school for you?

You: or first year of college

You: ?

Stranger: over here im in my second year in "Gymnasiet"

Stranger: xD

You: oh cool

Stranger: how old are u when u start college ??

You: 18

You: so your into gymnastic

Stranger: hahaha xD

Stranger: no thats our definition of high school

Stranger: i think ....

You: oh

You: i saw gymnas

You: so i assume gymnastics

You: lol

Stranger: jag går på Gymnasiet ditt fetto !

Stranger:

You: man i wish i had a translator lol

Stranger: Can u speak spanish ?

You: no unfortunatly i didnt follow up on the next following class

You: I should take something in college tho

Stranger:

You: maybe german

Stranger: nooo !

Stranger: the world dont make much buisses with germany anymore

You: lol

Stranger: u should learn Chinese

Stranger: or something asian

You: but theres alot of variation of chinese

Stranger: im gonna study Mandarine

You: kinda off topic but what part of sweden are you from?

Stranger: the southern part

Stranger: way down south

You: be right back I got to answer the door

Stranger: mm

You: k back

Stranger: but im no redneck

You: lol Im from down south in cali

You: but im not a "bro" or with the "white trash scene"

You: well not too down south

Stranger: The South will rise agian !

Stranger: xD

You: lol nah

You: never will

Stranger: haha xD hope it dont

You: it never will, i think

Stranger: not as long as obama is president lol xD

You: how long have you been studying english?

Stranger: 2 weeks

Stranger: my hole life ....

You: wow

Stranger: since i was 19 years old i think

Stranger:

Stranger: 10 *

You: oh

Stranger: sorry

You: wow, thats a long time

You: Im assuming its like over here, but doesnt hurt to ask. what do you guys do for fun over there?

Stranger: alcohol XD

You: good answer lol

Stranger: im drinkin beer right know

You: whats the drinking age

You: what kind of beer?

Stranger: Carlsberg sort guld

You: never tried it

Stranger: 18 for pubs and such and 20 if u buy for own use

You: on my to try list

Stranger: imported from germany

Stranger:

You: Im an ale type of person

Stranger: beer dont cost more that toilet paper over there xD

Stranger: hmm ...

You: My favorite so far is New Castle, but I tried st paulis and it was good

You: for some cheap stuff its like 17 a 30 pack

You: but its NASTY (bud lite)

Stranger: 17 dollars ??

Stranger: brb

You: yup

 

I tried


Stranger: HELLO SPIDERMAN. I HAVE RETURNED WITH THE ANTIDOTE FOR THE PENIS PROBLEM.

You: Im a rhino Im going to charge your ass

You: was the antidote based off of you?

Stranger: no!

 

Baaaaahahahaa...Damn, and I got dumped so quickly.

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Stranger: u wanna have omegle sex?
You: Not really...I can get all I want with my husband. THanks anyway
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Having one now with someone in china. I don't even know if its a girl or guy. I don't really care.... Interesting...it's 13:09 in the afternoon where they are.