Chat with strangers!

I'm on my second long one today. I'm trying to beat my record of .....


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Warking Explicit:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: girl

You: guy

Stranger: me girl

You: i'm a guy.

Stranger: wana have put your dick in my ass

You: you know I do baby. got the lube?

Stranger: yes

You: sweet. can you handle it? should I start out slow?

Stranger: no go fast baby

You: alright!

You: kinky!

Stranger: my name is sam

Stranger: whats yours

 

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You: I MADE POOPIE IN THE COOKIES
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Stranger: Hi!
You: HI
Stranger: How are you?!
You: im a male
You: haha good
You: thanks
You: how bout urself?
Stranger: You seem very manly.
You: ?
You: ppl have a common question
You: male or female
You: haha
Stranger: I bet you can grill a good steak.
Stranger: That is a manly thing.
You: ok
You: what are
You: you
You: ?
Stranger: Pre-op
You: whgat?
You: are you saying you're getting a sex change?
Stranger: I am.
You: that is gross and way tmi
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Stranger: hi

You: high

Stranger: from?

You: marijuana

Stranger: ok

Stranger: I am from Turkey

You: I eat Turkey

Stranger: how??

You: um....lately i've seen some movies with Turkish girls and it makes me want to eat Tacos from Turkey

Stranger: oh

Stranger: interesting

You: yeah, have you ever had Turkish Taco?

You: Do you have a tac?

Stranger: no

You: taco*

Stranger: no

You: oh

You: i should take a trip to Turkey to eat Turkish Taco

You: what do you like to do over there?

Stranger: wait please

You: I think I'd plow all day if I was over there

Stranger: I don't know what is taco exavtly

Stranger: sorry

You: I'm a rhinoceros.

You: I'll fucking charge your ass!

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This site is too funny!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hey hows it going

You: raining

You: could be worse i guess

Stranger: yeaa i suppose so, rain is pretty bad though

You: I gonna be snow tomorrow so things aint lookin any better. What are you doing?

Stranger: damn really its too early for snow lol im just hangin out.. how bout you

You: Sitting on my computer talking to strangers, trying not to be creepy

Stranger: lol this is a pretty cool website i just found it today

You: Lots of creepy people on here, you got to watch out.

Stranger: what do ya mean?

You: Perverts, sickos, dgerm, old men pretending to be kids

Stranger: ooooo yeah that does make sense.. people can be so stupid sometimes

You: Just thinking about all the sickos makes me sweat and get nervous when I chat with them. They lure you in like your doing. Then BAM the sick comments come out.

Stranger: damn that is so dumb.. well no sick comments will come from me lol

You: What kind of shampoo do you use?

You: Don't be shy

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Stranger: Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

You: Hi.

Stranger: lol, hi

Stranger: how r u

You: Good how are you first time on this sight?

Stranger: yea im good, um no actually... u?

Stranger: wer u from?

You: Texas. You

Stranger: Australia

Stranger: u a guy or girl?

You: Really. Cool. Dude you

Stranger: yea dude

Stranger: so wats texas like?

You: Right now it kinda cold it was raining all last night? waht about austraila You live in the city or rural

Stranger: cool... oh in the cityish area... its pretty nice, currently sommer so the beach is gud this tima year

You: Hey I heard that you have kangroos like we have cattle here that true

You: I mean number wise

Stranger: haha, yep, they are well cool... pretty viscious tho... dont let one kick u... can tear ur guts out (not kiddin ay) or at least break a rib or two

You: Whoa!.. This is kinda of DUMB but what way does the water turn when you flush the toilet clock wise or counter clock wise

Stranger: haha... um... wat way does urs turn? n dw i dont even kno wich way it turns... all i kno is its opposite to urs

You: Counter clockwise. (I checked real quick lol) so what do you do for fun in austraila

Stranger: lol, cool, that means mine is anti... um, not a whole lot... go down to the beach, go to parties, hang wiv mates... u kno, the usual... u?

You: I like to fish both fresh and salt water. Go to the movies, beach, stuff like that

Stranger: nice

You: How did you find out about this site?

Stranger: a friend of mine showed me

You: cool, Hope you have a good one, nice chatting with you later.

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Reminds me of The Simpsons episode when Bart called Australia and the kid ran like 2 miles to his neigbor's house to check because he didn't have a toilet at his house. LOL

 

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Stranger: asl

You: asl

Stranger: asl

You: asl

Stranger: asl

You: asl

Stranger: asl

You: asl

Stranger: lsa

You: lsa

Stranger: als

You: als

Stranger: lol

You: lol

You: haha

You: why bother?

Stranger:

Stranger: ya

Stranger: go!

You: peace!

Stranger: peace

 

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You: Shut the hell up

Stranger: THIS IS A STORY OF A MAN

Stranger: okay

You: You suck

Stranger: nopes

Stranger: i don

Stranger: 't

You: fine

Stranger: do u suck?

You: thought about it before, can't bring myself to

Stranger: you're american, aren't u?

You: Try to be the best I can

Stranger: okii

You: YOu shuld move to America

Stranger: should i?

You: Land of the free

Stranger: what makes u think i don't live there?

You: Cause you don't suck

Stranger: oh i see

Stranger: that's clever

You: I know

Stranger: how old r ya?

You: real age or online age?

You: wink wink

Stranger: real age duhhhh

You: How old are you? Your not trying to pick me up are you?

Stranger: nope i'm not.. i was just wondering.. and i am 17, turning 18 soon

You: Awesome

You: your awesome

Stranger: i know

Stranger: how old r u?

Stranger: )

You: 42

Stranger: daddy

You: yes son?

Stranger: i'm not a boy

You: Then your gonna make daddy proud

Stranger: i don't think so

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You: hi
Stranger: howdy
You: u from texas?
Stranger: texarkana
Stranger: hahaha
You: uhh ok
You: i was kinda close
Stranger: idk
Stranger: im not
Stranger: im from the moon
Stranger: i come down err now n then
You: :O u too?
Stranger: smoke blunts
You: i origonally from the moon but i recently moved to pluto
You: no
Stranger: o true
Stranger: u eat acid
Stranger: ur soundin kinda crazy
You: no drugs for me on pluto
Stranger: whack as fuck
You: i kno
You: i dont remember having drugs on the moon
Stranger: do u suck dick on pluto
You: they dont have dicks on pluto
You: only female penguins
Stranger: they dykin?
Stranger: fat furry muffs
You: yupp
You: once you go fat furry muffs you DONT go back
Stranger: word
Stranger: u should send me a pic of a fat furry muff
Stranger: or shaven
Stranger: it dont matter much
You: k
You: hold on
You: cant post here but for the ones who go to the ug its the whale vag pics
You: u like?
You: are u faping?
You: hello?
You: done yet?

 

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You: hi
Stranger: high
Stranger: was up
You: n/m
You: just bore3d
You: bored^
Stranger: female?
You: no, lol you're gonna disconnect aren't u?
You: hhaha
Stranger: YES YES
You: ahh
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You: hello

Stranger: HI =3

You: whats up?

Stranger: Not sure but unicorns are about to fight super killer zombies and then rescure wolvirine

You: awesome.

Stranger: and be back for dinner

You: sure the unicorns can survive against the zombies?

You: maybe we should help?

Stranger: yeah........

Stranger: they are magicail though

You: yeah, but these are super zombies.

You: =/ may need some firepower.

Stranger: good point

You: yeah. I'm guessing we can ride these unicorns right? and shoot the zombies?

Stranger: maybe they can equip lazer cannons to their backs

You: yeah maybe. they can already shoot rainbows out of thier horns.

You: but i don't know how rainbows affect zombies

Stranger: Ooooooo that would be cool

You: would be? they can!

Stranger: rainbow eat zombies for lunch

You: thats good to know.

Stranger: rainbows*

You: we need the rainbows then

Stranger: yeah i know

Stranger: yes

You: cool. what weapon will you be carrying into battle this evening?

Stranger: a turkey sandwich

You: ooh. might help you, but I'm not sure it'll kill a zombie. sorry.

Stranger:

Stranger: oh thats what the bazookas for

Stranger: im going to eat the sandwich silly

You: oh ok.

Stranger:

You: well I've got a couple shotguns. .44 mag revolver. and sniper rifle.

You: we should be ok till we find more people.

You: along with the help of the unicorns of course

 

Its been overrun by bots now

 

what? how?

 

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You: u go first

Stranger: i've already gone

You: gone where

Stranger: in your Mom

You: which mom

Stranger: Your

Stranger: Mom

You: which

You: mom

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haha i win

 

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Stranger: horny?

You: not for dudes

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This might be the funniest one I've had yet. haha



Stranger: haha

Stranger: so r u m or f?

You: I'm a male.

Stranger: do u like man too?

You: nope. I'm into girls.

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You: i took special classes

Stranger: hem

You: i guess that makes me special right

Stranger: yeah

You: hmmm

You: i should get a raise for that

Stranger: so?

You: so what were talking about getting a raise here

Stranger: haha

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Stranger: hey

You: hi i am a bot how are you

Stranger: i am a bot as well....or am i?

You: well lets have bot sex

Stranger: i am not programmed for bot sex

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