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Stranger: hey

You: my goal is to have a 1000 failed conversations tonight

You: its worth 15 gamer points

Stranger: you're a douche

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: funny thought...

Stranger: Tell it to me little boy, I'm all ears.

You: 3039 people need a life

Stranger: I guess they do

Stranger: Now it's 3048

You: mines not changing

You: wtf

Stranger: Those guy's must be really stupid hanging out here!

You: my omegle is retarded

Stranger: I guess that's why I have downs syndrome!

You: really i have testiculus minoris

Stranger: You have smal testicles?

You: i like to think of them as compact

You: not so much small

Stranger: Who wouldn't in your situation!

You: there just really really close together

Stranger: Oh

You: compact

Stranger: So you have a really high pitched voice?^^

You: no

You: i sound like barry manaloe

Stranger: One would guess that would be a side effect of having small testicles!

You: after getting kicked in the scrot

Stranger: With the smaller production of testosterone and all...

Stranger: Can people with no testicles get a job?

You: oh they work on overload mode

You: i constanly have to empty them

You: yes im a porn star

You: i look gigantic im midgit porn

Stranger: Sounds like your trying to overcompensate
Don't worry, there are people with 0.5 inch dicks!
Life could be worse!

You: lol it could

You: i could be like tom green

You: with one compacted nut

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Stranger: I BELIEVE IN OUR LOVE

You: when did we get married?


Stranger: we arent married

Stranger: but i believe in our love, ok

Stranger: just...never leave me again

Stranger: never...

You: but love leads to marriage

Stranger: if you want to get married

Stranger: we can

You: and marriage is death due us part

Stranger: i love you that much

You: so thats the only way to keep me

Stranger: okay

Stranger: let me ask then

Stranger: will you marry me

Stranger: ?

Stranger: ....

You: you cant ask me here this isnt right at all

Stranger: but when will i ever see you again?!

You: there needs to be loads of people and music

Stranger: I BELIEVE IN OUR LOVE AND YOULL SAY YES IF YOU DO TOO

You: hmmmm

You: what do you have to offer for a life after marriage

Stranger: the game

You: like the super bowl

Stranger: no

Stranger: ...

Stranger: like

Stranger: THE GAME

Stranger: you know

Stranger: the one you just lost

You: i didnt lose

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Stranger: do you like fish sticks?

You: maybe

Stranger: yes or no

You: or

Stranger: yes.. no?

You: ..

Stranger: you're crazy

You: i know

Stranger: BAMF

You: i got a certificate for it

Stranger: no way!

You: yeah

Stranger: signed?

You: i dont think i am trusted with pens

Stranger: why is that?

You: i tried to do a treacheomedy on a person who was perfectly fine

You: using a pen

Stranger: ..whats that?

You: where you open an air way in the throat

Stranger: gross

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Stranger: HELLO

You: didnt we just talk

Stranger: NO?

You: i swear ive talked to you before

Stranger: WHY DO YOU SWEAR THAT BAD!

You: WHY ARE YOU YELLING

Stranger: CAUSE IM MAD AT YOU!

You: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME

You: IM RICK JAMES BITCH

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Stranger: Has nudes for trade... M/f?

You: steve is that you

You: i know your there

You: why dont you return my calls

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Sounds retarded but i actually met someone on here, that is way chill. going to met her at star bucks tomorrow.


***Hope its not a man, the myspace check out

 

yea i know thats why im meting her or it at star buck. so i can get the hell out of there if it goes wrong

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i love you
Stranger: china？
You: i love chinese food
Stranger: me too
You: it makes me feel good
Stranger: you have been in china?
You: oh yes
You: have you?
Stranger: i am chinese
You: ohhhhhhhhhhhh
You: see you didnt answer the question though
Stranger: ???
You: have you been in china?
Stranger: of cause
Stranger: i live in china
You: ohhhhh right
You: sorry i didnt catch that.
You: how was your halloween?
Stranger: i never have halloween
You: OH MY GOD WHY?!
Stranger: we just dont have
Stranger: no trick and no treat
You: ohhhhhhh communist dictators rob the children of free candy
Stranger: not like you thought
You: no?
Stranger: just like if i ask you how was you spring festive,what will you answer?
You: it was amazing.
You: i got my spring on
You: it was a good ime
You: *time
Stranger: ok
Stranger: then duanwu
Stranger: then congyan?
You: dragon boat festival? amazing. i won the race.
Stranger: yeah
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dude i just froze a monster on accident. fail

 

or me

 

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Stranger: Hi,are you a horny Female

You: im going to fuck start your face

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Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 20m and you
You: 17 f
Stranger: ok cool
Stranger: where are u from
You: canada
You: u?
Stranger: im from belgium
Stranger: what is your name if i may ask
You: stacey
You: u?
Stranger: johan
Stranger: nice to meet you
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: nope
Stranger: what do u use then
You: somthing other tan nsm
You: man*
You: msn**
Stranger: ym or aim ?
You: no
Stranger: skyp
You: no
You: (pic of hot naked girl)
You: u like?
You: eh?
Stranger: yes
You: u want more?
Stranger: yes
You: (wale vag pic from UG
You: u like also?
You: eh?
Stranger: yes
You:
You: u also like?
You: eh?
Stranger: so hot
You: im sorry
You: i need to tell you somthing
Stranger: ok
You:
Stranger:

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ㅗㅑ

Stranger: hi

You: hhi

Stranger: asl

You: 64 male look outside your window

You: haha

You: jk

Stranger: ?

You: just kidding

Stranger: not funny

You: oh well excuse me...

Stranger: as;

Stranger: asl

Stranger: 64old?

You: im 18 m san diego u?

Stranger: F?

You: no i said m

You: you goober

Stranger: why?

You: cuz i am

You: what a retarded question

You: go kill yourself

You have disconnected

haha

 

hahahahahah wtf?

You: hey

Stranger: yo yo

Stranger: yo yo yo yo

You: yo yo yo yo yo yo

Stranger: imma start spittin here in a minute yall!!!!

You: ill drop a beat!


Stranger: you suck at like

Stranger: life

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: alexandra lalonde?

You: hahaha

You: im ron burgundy?

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hahahahahhahaha

 

definatle my best convo on here hahahah

You: heyy

You: asl?

Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stranger: thats what they all say

You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHAhHHHHHHHHHHh

Stranger: -has pie-

Stranger: dun dun dun

You: can i has pie?

Stranger: ONLY if you can answer this question

You: ok lets hear it

Stranger: 7?

You: 3 actually

Stranger: oooooo tsk tsk, it was a yes?no answer

Stranger: yes/no

You: oh ok ask me again

Stranger: ok ok, itll be a little different

You: ok

Stranger: 7!

You: YES!!!!


Stranger: CORRECT

You: woooo piiieee!!!


Stranger: pie fixes everything

You: i know

Stranger: except the holocaust

Stranger: <.< >.>

You: what kind of pie?

You: hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahha

You: (that was hilarious)

Stranger: its AWESOME pie, of course

Stranger: -i know-

Stranger: mwah ha

You: oh SICK!


Stranger: psh

You: ill fight you

Stranger: i fought a bear once

You: you lost

You: it was me

You: i was there

You: im

You: a

You: bear

Stranger: psh

Stranger: thats what they all say

You: is that right?

Stranger: even the canadians

You: those darn canadians

Stranger: awwww im canadian

You: hahah

You: jk! then!


Stranger: HA

Stranger: JK

You: hahahhahaha

Stranger: mwah ha

You: do you live in canada?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: BUT

Stranger: i can spell it

Stranger: <win

You: nice

You: where do you live?

Stranger: ohhhhhh

Stranger: in the us of a

You: me tooo

Stranger: what a coinkydink

You: in san diego to be exact

Stranger: ooooo caliland

Stranger: or auuunoldville

You: heck yess dah gahvanatahhhhh

Stranger: BENNET!

You: timmmaaaahhhh

Stranger: gobbles is the best turkey ever

Stranger: -single tear-

You: hahaha

You: wich turned into a jelly bean all the colors of the rainbow!

Stranger: QUICK FACT

You: go!


Stranger: i saw a guy trip on a bunch of jelly beans

You: hahahha

Stranger: it was oooosome

You: nice

You: this is the best convo ever hahaha

Stranger: not yet..

Stranger: -pauses-

You: well lets make i the best convo ever!


Stranger: penis

Stranger: bahahaha

You: damn

Stranger: there

You: now its the pest

You: *best

Stranger: either way, its boss

You: fo sho

Stranger: soooooo

Stranger: -explodes-

You: whats

You: your

You: favorite

You: kind

You: of

You: tree

Stranger: ummmm

Stranger: ummm!

Stranger: i dunno

You: you lose!


Stranger: AH JIZZ

You: i know

You: im sorry now

Stranger: -sigh-

You: you

You: have

You: to

You: gp

You: *go

You: live

You: with

Stranger: lolol

You: obama

You: in

You: a

You: cave

You: for

You: 40

You: years

You: sucks for you!


Stranger: awww

Stranger: it does

You: it starts now

Stranger: ill birng my trusty hand grenade

Stranger: juuuust in case

You: and every weekend you will face tribal council

You: to see if youve made it in

You: the running to be

You: americas next top model

You: with jesse james

You: then

You: you die

Stranger: psh, that show blows

You: sorry :/

You: thats your whole life story

Stranger: waiiiiit

You: OK!


Stranger: ill just be prez

Stranger: AND

You: how

Stranger: have a killer mustache

Stranger: literally.....

You: hahaha

You: dang

Stranger: dun dun dun

You: ill kill your killer mustache with throwing starz

Stranger: HA

You: and then

You: kill you

You: with

You: a

You: super soaker

Stranger: that why ill always be riding a bike

You: cuz

Stranger: i dunno why

Stranger: BUT

You: im a ninja and i can do anything

Stranger: lhkliu243r

Stranger: OH i see how it is

Stranger: its because im black

You: lhkliu243r!?!?!?!??!!


Stranger: shammmme

Stranger: not really

Stranger: BUT

Stranger: you didnt know that

You: but....

You: so did i

You: umm

You: yeh

Stranger: >.>~~~~~

Stranger: lasers!

You: oh no!

You: VOOOOOOSHHHHH -matrix lean-

Stranger: lol voosh

You: doging shoes being thrown at president bush

Stranger: that guy failed so hard

You: i knw

Stranger: that wouldve been an east hit

Stranger: AHHHHH

Stranger: ppl suck sometimes

You: talking about walking away in shame

Stranger: and shoeless

You: i knw

Stranger: shoeless shame

You: jeez

You: he prolly has the lowest selfesteem ever

Stranger: even lower then those beauty pagent ladys

Stranger: oooooo burn

You: hahah

Stranger: anywhats

Stranger: i dunno!

Stranger: #$%&

You: me nevur!

You: %^&@$#*@(#%^#^@*@


You: !



!


You: !
























!

Stranger: whoaz

You: P
O
O
O
O
O
O
O
O
O
O
O
O
O
O
O
O
O
O
O
O
O
P
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!

You: .poop

Stranger: lol poop

Stranger: lolol ppl on fire

You: hahah

Stranger: sooooo

You: <("<) ^( " )^ (>")>

Stranger: lolol

You: dancing kirbys

Stranger: thats what i was thinking

Stranger: kirby that is

You: hahahahahhaa

Stranger: THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN

Stranger: :&

Stranger: pretzel face

You: no!





You: :|

You: <|

You: party hat face

Stranger: a hat!

Stranger: dun dun bun

You: BUN!!!???


Stranger: mhm

Stranger: bunnnn

You: cinnabon?

Stranger: I.........!

You: i knoes!

Stranger: lol

Stranger: LOOK OUT

You: voosh

You: !!!


Stranger: lolol

You: haha

You: di i dodge it?

Stranger: -bleeds-

Stranger: maybe...

You: hahaha

You: what was it!


Stranger: a rouge pencil sharpener

You: no wai!!!

Stranger: i kno, NOT THAT EXCITING

Stranger: but it happened

Stranger: like a prom prego

You: hahahhaa

You: i make it bump like acne

Stranger: lolo

Stranger: l

Stranger: I THINK

Stranger: i may have to switch to my iaptop

Stranger: l

Stranger: hmmmm

You: f word

You: why

Stranger: BECAUSE

Stranger: ppl suck

You: " "

Stranger: -fights for comp-

You: " "
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Stranger: lol

You:


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You: damn

You: its

You: not

You: working

Stranger: needs

Stranger: more

Stranger: cowbell

You: i got a fever... and the only perscription... is mor cowbell baby!


You: MOAR!


Stranger: lolol

Stranger: classic

Stranger: -explodes-

You: i know hahaha

You: Osbourne Cox? i though you might be worried.... about the security.... of your shit.

Stranger: ?!??!!? lolol

You: hahhahhahahahhaa

You: its from burn after reading

Stranger: havent seen it

Stranger: AND IM THE MOVIE GUY

You: hahahaha its not very good

Stranger: dammit

You: actually it sucks

Stranger: ILL

You: that was the only funny part from it

Stranger: be the judge of that

Stranger: well it wasnt a comedy

You: license to ILL!!!!


Stranger: it was a cowen bro flick i hink

Stranger: hink

Stranger: HINK

Stranger: AHH

Stranger: oh well

Stranger: -walks into sunset-

You: CUZ NOBODY CAN DO IT LIKE MIX MASTER CAN!!!

Stranger: whoa whoa whoa

Stranger: penis

You: i got the d double o d double o style

Stranger: BAHAHAHA

Stranger: lolol

You: ill stir fry you in my WOK!

Stranger: whoa whoa whoa

Stranger: -runs-

You: the reward is cheese!

Stranger: i dont like cheese

Stranger: seriously

Stranger: -buzzkill-

You: i LUB cheese

Stranger: lolol lub

You: how mout deadmau5?

Stranger: ?!?!?!??

You: OH EM GEE!

You: hold on!


Stranger: oh your gee

Stranger: muah ha

You: hold on one seccc

Stranger: mkkkkkkk

Stranger: TIMES UP

You: wait!


Stranger: lol okkkkkk

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU-VA3BYzmg

You: go there!


You: :d

You: deaqdmau5!!!!!

Stranger: mk holdz

You: *DEADMAU5!!!!!

Stranger: ooooo techno

You:

Stranger: lolol

You: hahaha

Stranger: have you heard bidibidce

You: ok so im sorry but.... b or f?

Stranger: or something like that

You: nopes

Stranger: b or f?

You: b?

You: hahaha

You: wtf

You: haha

Stranger: i dont understand!!!!!!

You: hahaha

Stranger: -jumps through window-

You: ok

You: MALE OR FEMALE???????

You: hahahahhaa

Stranger: me be.....

Stranger: -suspence-

Stranger: male

You: -drum roll

You: ok haha

You: i was gonna

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfs4LPeYnPs

You: say

Stranger: here

Stranger: listen to the awesomeness

You: if you were female

You: haha

Stranger: lol, yup i have a penis

You: hahahah

You: ok one sec

Stranger: mk

You: oooooo

You: i

You: like

You: lots

You: haha

You: its

Stranger: i kno lol

You: sickkk

You: woowowow bow now koowww

Stranger: ho oh ho oh ho oh

Stranger: lolol yea

You: thats what hes saying

You: hahaha

Stranger: later on

You: ......

Stranger: OH $%^&*(

Stranger: i dunno

You: hahahhaa

You: oh my

You: um

You: llamas

Stranger: lol

You: OH MY LLAMAS!

Stranger: demon llama!

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfq-4a8j1ug

You: go thurrr

Stranger: holdz

You: boom

You: boom

You: boom

You: boom

You: boom

You: boom

You: boom

You: boom boom

Stranger: lol

You: hahaha

Stranger: NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETLY DIFFERENT

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxdG-BE6ayw

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UAZu0vF618

You: go there~

You: !

Stranger: O_O

You: hahahhaa

Stranger: la la la la

You: milk and cereal... cereal and milk

Stranger: lolol

You: trix are for kids

You: yo

Stranger: honestly

You: please go here hahahahah have you seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M


Stranger: they should just give the rabbit some serial

Stranger: cereal*

Stranger: I HAVE SEEN THIS

You: hahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha

Stranger: jager bombs

You: JAGER BOMBS!

Stranger: skank

Stranger: lolol yea

You: not now cheif.... im in the ZONE


Stranger: lolol

You: hahahhaha

You: oh my

You: hahaha

You: MUCSLE MILK! HGH PROTIEN!

Stranger: where the goddamn protein, ma!!?!?

You: hahahahhahhaa\

Stranger: THERES A SEQUEL

You: I KNO!

Stranger: i didnt

Stranger: awwww

You: i just found out

You: ha

Stranger: me too

You: bwahahahahhaa go here

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLEx5pYvxz0]

Stranger: hold on

You: kay

Stranger: the second one is hilarious

You: really? hahahhaaha

Stranger: mhm

You: watch the asian version hahahahaha

You: SAKI BOMB!

Stranger: lol

You: hahahah

You: aieet man this has been the most epic convo ive ever had on here haha but i gotta bouncetalk to you never again hahah later

Stranger: WAIT

You: OK!


Stranger: you have like aim or something?

You: no dude i dont :/

Stranger: welp, peace

You: yeah man sorry ;?

Stranger: its kooli

You: * :/

You: later yo!

Stranger: peaceness

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Jake that has to be the longest post I have ever witnessed

 

pretty damn epic dude