Chat with strangers!

Not again...

 

so what!

 

You: whats up queer

Stranger: not much

Stranger: you?

You: [Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.]

You: nuthin

You: i love men

You:

Stranger: ah

Stranger: fair enough

Stranger: how do you like them?

You: with bacon

You: and in my freezer in my basement

Stranger: cool

Stranger: how do you manage that?

You: i have a staff of midgets

Stranger: hmmm

You: yeah

You: hahahhahahahahhahahah

You: im not really a sex offender

You: ....

You: anyways...

You: whats your address?

You:

Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: sup ma nigguh

You: sup!!!!!!!!

Stranger: wus yo mofuggin a/s/l bitch

You: is be 22, m usa homie

Stranger: nigguh why you tryni fraternize n' shit wit me nigga

You: im a rhynosoruos, ill charge your ass

Stranger: I ain't yo kind ma nigga \

Stranger: ya want some crack

You: yeah!!!!

Stranger: 20 a rock

You: ah, how bout 15

You: bitch

Stranger: fuck dat nigga you tryna punk me o some shiyt

Stranger: i ain't bout play no games ma nigga

You: english mutherfucker, speak it!!!

You: haha

Stranger: describe what marcelus wallace LOOKS LIKE

You: hairy rhynoserous!!!

Stranger: wat

You: thats what he looks like

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

I just had a chat about some one who wanted me to have their demon spawn named little lucifer jr....The FUCK

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i love you
You: thats nice of you
Stranger: have my babies
Stranger: please
You: im cool but i know people who want some
Stranger: I need a human host body for my demon spawn
Stranger: ah shit!
You: hmmmmm demon spawn
Stranger: Yes, little Lucifer Jr
Stranger: he needs a home
Stranger: IN YOUR WOMB
You: i did not know men had wombs
Stranger: Oh well we can put him in your ball sack
Stranger: that could work
You: that would hurt like hell
Stranger: Remember that pregnant man lady?
Stranger: you could be like him~
Stranger: Go on Oprah and shit
Stranger: hell yeah!
You: uhhhhh not for me but keep on asking people youll find the right one
Stranger: Bye then!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: sexy ?

You: very

Stranger: m ?

You: nope

Stranger: what ?

Stranger: ru m ?

You: Tranny

You: and I love it

Stranger: are you female or male ?

You: both, im a tranny

Stranger: fuck ur mouth

You: no

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

subbed - best thread evah!

 

I've gotta try this lol

 

hah
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: is this abbie sell?
You: you want me to sell you waht? ;p;
You: lol
Stranger: dont take the piss outa her name!
You: u want cat piss?
You: i have plenty
You: come to China Fun
Stranger: no fuck off, just looking for someone, and you wanna be funny. fuck off.
You: 5 minute
You: be there
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: Hii
You: How are you
Stranger: goood thanks you?
You: This is Chris Hansen from Dateline
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

hahahahha

 

yeah I'm having way too much fun with this

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Watch it perv!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: I hate Godzilla too! He destroys cities!
Stranger: Me too, fucking ganster
You: Yeah
You: what was that all about
Stranger: well just normal converstation
You: Your language is offensive!
Stranger: why do you say that sæti
You: Did you take some roofies
Stranger: no, just talking icelandic, þannig að þú ættir bara að hætta að móðga mig og já, hætta því bara
You: Wow. You are the worst drug dealer ever
Stranger: Hey, because you said that I challenge you to a duel
You: Where's doug!
Stranger: He's pickin your weapon for the duel
You: Well we're trying to find him bc hes getting married tomorow
You: and we really fucked up.
Stranger: nice, so you are not going to compete against me
You: We'll get you your chips.
Stranger: oh no don't do that, then i'll lose my viginity :O
Stranger: virginity*
You: Who wants to be my wingman, because it says I need a spotter.
Stranger: i'd really like to, but only if you bring me my sweetcheekes
You: Well ray man cleared the casino's out and he was a ruh-tard.
You: A ruh-tard.
Stranger: oh my, we should kick his ass og put some clothes on
You: There's a tiger in there!
Stranger: jeees, hangover ?
Stranger: crappy movie
You: There's a jungle cat in the bathroom!
You: Don't go in there!
Stranger: darn it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: im 19 lesbian looking for horny female with pics

You: im a guy with a giant cock also looking for horny females with pics wana join in? I could be shaggy and you could be the lesbian chick from scooby doo

 

lmao!!!

 

Sorta fun, but gets boring - so predictable:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: m or f

You: Sup

Stranger: hey

You: m

Stranger: gay?

You: pfft

You: you?

Stranger: yeah lol

You: liar lol

Stranger: what do you mean?

You: if you were gay you'd be asking for pics by now. you just lonely?

Stranger: no, im not lonely lol. and i dont ask for pics on here because i dont have any of myself

You: but you're still not gay

Stranger: nope, im gay

You: nope - not

Stranger: okay?

You: prove it...

Stranger: i have sex with guys. what more do you want? lol

You: liar - talk gay to me

Stranger: are you gay?

You: as gay as you are

Stranger: how old are you?

You: now you sound like a perv

Stranger: why?

Stranger: im not going to talk to someone who is like 15 or 16...

You: if you have to ask you must be 15 or 16 yourself

Stranger: nope, 18. im not going to talk to someone who is younger than me

You: liar

You: you are not 18 and you are not gay

Stranger: fuck off!

You: tell the truth or i'm ought's here

Stranger: see ya

You: why? because you're a liar?

Stranger: no, because you're a tool!

You: so not gay speak lol - liar!

You: also - so 15-16

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lmao,

You: horny male?
Stranger: Wanna trade pics
You: im a transvestite, as long as you dont mind my 2'' d
Stranger: Yes
You: yes you do?
Stranger: http://www.NewSexyEmilie.com/?387797
You: make me a sammich

 

Stranger: MY
Stranger: ****
Stranger: HELP
Stranger: ITS
Stranger: RUSTING SHUT
You: bleeding
Stranger: NEED A YOUNG HORNY MALE
Stranger: THAT WANTS TO CAM WITH ME
Stranger: AHGAUFHGAAUGHAGUAGHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: NOT
Stranger: lololol
You: well, i had a bloody gina once
Stranger: gross
You: tampon fixed that shit
Stranger: good call
You: make me a sammich
Stranger: SAMMICH SAMMICH SAMMICH
Stranger: im totally guy, guy
You: no, you're my bitch, bitch
Stranger: dude
Stranger: u suck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.