Chat with strangers!

lmao... I gave this perv a rejection hotline numba

Stranger: M or F
You: F
Stranger: hw old r ya
You: 17
Stranger: u got mn
Stranger: msn
You: no.
You: my parents dont let me
You: i sneaked on here
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wer u frm
You: OH
Stranger: ?
You: ohio
You: can you text?
Stranger: r u sexy
You: 32c
You: wear a size 2
You: im 5'9''
Stranger: i dunno wat that is
You: text me babe
Stranger: i wanna see a pic
Stranger: facebook?
You: actually give me a call
Stranger: whats your facebook
You: 419-452-6002
You: I dont have one
You: g;night

 

This happened faster than I could make it stop.... this person was NUTS!

Stranger: Hey there

Stranger: wanna cyber

Stranger: ?

Stranger:

Stranger: lol

Stranger: wut

Stranger: tic

Stranger: toc

You: wow... slow down a bit

Stranger: NEVER

Stranger: I REFUSE

Stranger: I forgot my meds

Stranger: i think

Stranger: unless

Stranger: .......

Stranger: nope i definitely didn;t take them

 

^^^ Speaking of IP:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: sup

Stranger: just chilling, you?

You: same - hangin out - being the coolness

You: ho up - phone...

Stranger: k

You: sry - sto0pid gf

Stranger: lol nic

Stranger: nice*

You: says she's prego - i hate her

Stranger: oo busted

You: ya - i should dump her

Stranger: do it

You: ur right

Stranger: dump her into the lake

You: but shes hawt and i love her spot

You: hey - that rhymes lol

Stranger: dont be a pussy

Stranger: feed her to the pigs

You: lol - pigs are to gud for her

You: good*

Stranger: pigs eat everything

Stranger: even the bones

You: hmmm - good point. have you done this before?

Stranger: once or thrice

Stranger: bury the personal belongings and clothes

You: can you kill her for me?

Stranger: lol no

Stranger: dont be a pussy

You: ur the puss if you wont kill her for me...

Stranger: be a man

Stranger: i didnt make a mess to clean up, you did

You: so you give advice but cant follow thru? see - ur the puss, i am the man

Stranger: lol sure

You: Actually - This is Chris Hanson with ABC Dateline. I now have your IP address. Can I have your real name?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey im looking for a girl with small breasts
You: i looking for a conversation with someone that is not a tool like yourself
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi im micheal jackson EEEEHHH HEEEHH
You: cool
Stranger: yes im not really dead
You: im a 8 year old boy
Stranger: ok nbye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

I actually know who bloodninja is. Watched him type the wizard hat and rhinoceros ones at a party. Funny shit man!

 

So WTF happened?

 

haha

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: HORNEY

You: nice to meet you HORNEY

Stranger: asl???

You: and its actaully spelled horny

You: 27/t/usa

Stranger: t???

You: transexual

Your conversational partner has disconnected.







You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i have a penis and im not gonna cyber with you

You: lucky! i cant find my penis any more!

Stranger: thats depressing

You: i know, i cried a lot

Stranger: probably high pitch crying too

You: very

You: hurt my ears

Stranger: o wait, did you lose the balls too?

You: nope, got thoes still, just lost the shaft

Stranger: man, thats frustrating

You: well actualy...

Stranger: cause now its like "well im bored...time to beat off"

Stranger: and then like

Stranger: you cant

You: balls are in my GFs purs next to my dignity

Stranger: pwnt

You: yeah kinds sucks

You: yeah it sucks, i can't beat off when i want

You: that makes me cry even more

Stranger: but you know what doesn't suck?

You: my girl friend? i mean, she cant anymore until i find my cock again...

Stranger: hmmmm

Stranger: true story

You: not what you were goin got say?

Stranger: i didn't have anything to say. it was a sincere question...i dont know what doesn't suck

You have disconnected.






You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ey

Stranger: *hey

You: hey, whats up?

Stranger: nmm, wbbuu ?

You: notthing, drinking a beer

Stranger: can i ask how old you are?

Stranger: not that i care if its underaged or w.e..

You: 27

Your conversational partner has disconnected.




You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi, i have a penis

Stranger: so do I

You: want to trade?

Stranger: i was going to ask

Stranger: lol

Stranger: how old are you>

You: well it depends on how big it is?

You: im 14

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi i am 19m looking for girls to do smt naughty

You: asl?

You: im 14/f, wanna take my v card?

Stranger: wanna do camsex?

You: i don't have a cam

Stranger: if u invite a girlfriend of yours we 3 can do that

You: ok give me a second, do you like blonds or brunettes?

Stranger: blondes

You: whats your name? im Sara. I'm a blond. I'll see if my friend Amber can join, she is a dirty blond too

Stranger: i am jack

You: hi jack, nice to meet you

You: what do you like most about girls?

Stranger: nice to meet u sara

Stranger: their asses

You: i have a pretty tight nice ass, im a dancer!

Stranger: good

Stranger: so msn?

You: i don't but amber does. im still trying to convincer her

Stranger: k

You: what do you look like jack?

You: amber wants to know

Stranger: 180 green eyes dark hair

You: nice!

Stranger: so?

You: So...Actually - This is Chris Hanson with ABC Dateline. I now have your IP address and know your name and what you look like. What exactly were you planning on doing with "Sara" and "Amber"?


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

This is my new favorite thing to do when I'm drinking!!!!!1

Here is another one. Expect quite a few from me tonight!




You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl

You: i have a vagina

You: do you like vaginas?

Stranger: yea

You: what do you like about them?

Stranger: there juicy and wet

You: you want to know what my favorite part is?

Stranger: what

You: MY GIANT HARD BLACK DICK SLAMMING INTO THEM!!!!!!

Stranger: wow what a fucking homo

You: how am i a homo? im talking about pounding some pussy! thats actualy the compleat opposite of homo!

You: looks like your he homo for not liking to pound pussy!!!!!! FAGGGG!!!!!

Stranger: but you said my giant hard blck dick slamming into theme i dont want to talk about your giant black dick you fuckin ******

You: well im not black. only my cock is.

You: i was in a tragic bycicle accident and had it replaced i with a black one

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

they all disconnect after I say male when they ask....so I tried a different route what a tool this guy is LMAS
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: 20 m US, u?

You: 21 f canada

Stranger: cool...what are you up to?

You: watching the hockey game and shavin lol

Stranger: haha what are you shaving?

You: guess lol

Stranger: your legs?

Stranger: haha

You: close in between my legs haha

Stranger: cool...i like it smooth

Stranger: what stage are you at?

Stranger: applying the shaving cream, or almost done?

You: finishing up now

Stranger: how do you do that while watching tv and talking online?

Stranger: very impressive

You: very carefully

Stranger: haha well good...so does that mean you are naked right now?

You: well from the waist down

Stranger: sounds like fun...

You: but i will shave my titties after my kitty then i will be naked i guess

Stranger: and when is this going to happen?

You: very soon

Stranger: well sounds good...i dont really need to shave right now, but i can still be naked if you want...

Stranger: i like the sound of that...

You: you work fast dont you

Stranger: well i wnat it to be fair...you arent wearing pants...shouldnt i not wear pants either

You: sure whatever toots your horn

Stranger: haha ok...i might take them off maybe...

You: you probably got a boner thinking about me shavin my hairy old titties

Stranger: well how hairy are they?

Stranger: and yes i do have a boner

You: well i have to shave them to see my nipples

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

!!!

that was amazing im literally crying right now that was so funny

 

OH MY GOD !!! You are the master!!!

 

thanks panda!!!

 

haha thanks

 

Knock it off fukwads, my back hurts when I laugh

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Cyber?
Stranger: M or f?
You: sure?
You: f
Stranger:
Stranger: /M
You: wow. you type fast
Stranger: Yup :F
Stranger: How old?
You: im 15, you
Stranger: 14
You: haha
You: cool
Stranger: Yup you wanna start?
You: sure
Stranger: Ok
You: you start
Stranger: Ok I'll tie you up and make the floor chocolate
You: ok
Stranger: I also stuff your pussy with chocolate and eat it
Stranger: Like nom nom nom
You: wait, how does that work if I have a penis?
Stranger: You said your female O.O
You: Uh, well im female on the inside.
Stranger: Ewwww Well damn I got played in my own game o.o
You: i want the surgury
Stranger: >.<
You: http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u41/Sudsmcgee/ChrisHansen.jpg
Stranger: .. What's the point of that pic
Stranger: The guy who bmps you
Stranger: :O
Stranger: Must hurt >.<
Stranger: EWWWWWWWWW
Stranger: EWWWWWWw
Stranger: EWEWEWEWE
You: why are you still talking to a tranny
You: freak
Stranger: Idk
Stranger: Why are you talking to a crack head?
You: wow, you really are only 14. I thought you were lying
Stranger: Loool I'm actually 20
You: OMG http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u41/Sudsmcgee/ChrisHansen.jpg
You: that is the guy from dateline that catches the web predators
You: your a peado
Stranger: No I'm not lol
Stranger: I am actually 14
You: I told you im 15 and you wanted to have cyber sex with me
You: you just admitted to being 20
Stranger: .... It's a myspace thing
Stranger: I lied lool
You: nope, I have this convo saved
You: Im going to report you
Stranger: :O
Stranger: Orlly
Stranger: Well then >.>
You: Im not kidding dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: DO A BARREL ROLL
You: ok
You: done
Stranger: did you tap z or r twice?
You: I pulled my stick....oh I see where your'e going with this
Stranger: You can call me Peppy!
You: I like pappy better
Stranger: Pappy is a loser.
You: Don't down yourself dude
Stranger: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
You: Pappy the wizard?
Stranger: Pappy the GONNA FUCK YO SHIT UP NIGGA
You: Aha! So you are Pappy!
Stranger: and you.
Stranger: are an orange.
You: true
Stranger: QUICK, NAME FIVE THINGS THAT AREN'T JACKIE CHAN.
You: car, john chan, bridge, me, banana
Stranger: YOU'VE WON OUR FABULOUS PRIZZZE
You: EH?
Stranger: well, see, nobody's ever won before.
Stranger: so we uh.
Stranger: ...don't actually have a prize.
You: Can I just have this beer coaster?
Stranger: sure.
You: WIN
Stranger: ha-HA
Stranger: JUST AS PLANNED.
You: Why are you laughing evily?
Stranger: because.
Stranger: don't ask questions.
You: Just answers?
Stranger: exactly.
You: Ha! I just asked you a question!
You: win
Stranger: SON OF A BITCH.
You: It's ok
You: I win alot
Stranger: no u.
You: Know you?
Stranger: NO, U.
You: Me what?
Stranger: LOL I TROLL U.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.