Chat with strangers!

im so confused...

good one

 

Dam i rarely ever get a good one, last 3 people were drug dealers, one of them is wanted also.

 

Try copying and pasting something random so you can type it first. The interesting ones will respond.

Here's one you can use: I'm watching Pee Wee Herman play a vampire

 

haha ill try it.

 

You: Hey
Stranger: hi for you i would dance naked , and whatever shall i do?
Stranger: cant you just trust me?
You: no
Stranger: if i was ur girlfriedn you would
Stranger: if i was here to take of you , you would
Stranger: u dont understand the torment
You: id rather not see a 60 year old dangle his penis around
Stranger: whhoa
Stranger: hell no
Stranger: im a 17 year old going thru some emotional issues okay
Stranger: i just got dumped
You: you should probably learn english.
You: sorry
You: im 16 and just got my license
You: i passed my drive test today
Stranger: oh
Stranger: where you from?
Stranger: im from the US
You: WA
You: north of seattle
You: wbu?
Stranger: california
You: noice
You: i assume youre claiming you are a girl
You: sounds like you are goin through a tough time
Stranger: no im a guy, im just sensitive
You: oh
Stranger: yea ppl have said that i act like a girlfriend more than a boyfriend
You: ******

 

This is the.best.thread.ever.

 

You: hello

Stranger: yo

You: yo moma

Stranger: yo dadddy

You: yo daddy is watching Pee Wee Herman play a vampire

Stranger: oooooooo

Stranger: so hows ur mom? she still sore from last nite?

You: Yea we made a porno on your dead dogs grave douche bag


Stranger: dam nicee

Stranger: do u hav a pussy?

You: My big fat white dick loves pussy, but i met a guy that had a pussy and a dick

You: i have a question

Stranger: sure

You: If a person has both a dick and pussy, if they have sex with someone are they gay, bi, or straight?

You: its been on my mind for the last couple days
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

hahahaha. this thread is actually hilarious

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from
You: hi
You: to
Stranger: asl?
You: dsl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

You: that is so awesome
Stranger: iknow
You: So is that something you typed in your self or is this program really that cool
You: yourself
Stranger: that cool.
You: cool
Stranger: yup
Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

Stranger: ugh
You: hahaha
Stranger:
You: your omegle life offically sucks
Stranger: i know
Stranger: its very asd
You: do other chat programs do that?
Stranger: sad
Stranger: idk
Stranger: I think just this one...
You: So I assume you're a dude
Stranger: maybe
You: that's a yes
Stranger: no
Stranger: I'm a
Stranger: ugh
Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

You: tranny?
Stranger: maybe
You: asexual
Stranger: maybbe
You: a frog?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: your right
You: whoo hoo
Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

Stranger: omfg
Stranger:
You: I love pedifile frogs
Stranger: <3
You: i guess you aren't necessarily a pedi, huh?
Stranger: maybe
You: maybe is such a great word
Stranger: perhaps
Stranger: neopets?
Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

You: Umm, is that an offer to rollplay or something
Stranger: uh no
Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi!!!

Stranger: From??
You: Where??
Stranger: Why??
You: Because she told me I had too
Stranger: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Stranger: :O
You: I tried, but it won't come out
You: She won't be happy
Stranger: Who?
You: mee lady
Stranger: and What?
You: I got her puppy stuck
Stranger: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! :O
Stranger: Pooor thiiiiiing!!!
Stranger: :O
You: Do tell, do tell
Stranger: :O
You: Sometimes I wet myself
Stranger: i know
Stranger: me too
You: Yay, were friends now
Stranger: Dreams....
You: So....
You: what do you dream about?
Stranger:
Stranger: )) <> ((
You: UFO's?
You: I spooge everytime I dream about UFO's too
Stranger: no...
Stranger: wait...
Stranger: )) <====8
You: butt sex
Stranger:
You: What! What! In the butt
Stranger: but not butt sex
Stranger:
Stranger: () <====8
You: vaginal lancing
You: sword fighting?
You: The number 8
You: Am i close?
Stranger: XD
Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm blue!
Stranger: sad?
You: You're red!
Stranger: you're turning violet violet
You: You think?
Stranger: no i'm blue
Stranger: you're red
You: Nu-uh, charlie!
Stranger: wanna fight for it?
Stranger: digital arm rassle?
You: Gene Wilder was the best
Stranger: yeah...
Stranger: this new stuff was pedarast
You: Total shit
Stranger: you like other gene wilder stuff?
You: Hell yeah, young frankenstein is my fave
Stranger: nice nice
You: Blazing saddles was very good
Stranger: i'm a blazing saddles guy myself
You: Jinks
Stranger: dang
You: Love most of Mel's stuff
Stranger: yeah, there's nothing much like it anymore
You: True, Hangover was decent in comparison to other shit comedies
Stranger: i'll give you that
Stranger: but even that didn't have much plot
Stranger: gotta have my plots
You: Very true, keeps you entertained and glued
Stranger: well have a fantastic evening
You: You too red
Stranger: ....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Share it, or I call bullshit!

 

tranger: haiYou: i wear thongs on my head

Stranger: thats bonkers

Stranger: you got an ass for a face or something ?

You: thats not all....

Stranger: please tell me your lips are a bumole

You: yes

You: the koalas like it

Stranger: FUCKING KOALAS FUCKING WHAT

You: the sheep like it

Stranger: FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

Stranger: help me to understand whats going on here

You: farm animals

Stranger: goats

Stranger: goatse

You: goats like it too

Stranger: dose goatse like it ?

You: yeah, much so

Stranger: fucking what a man

Stranger: hes my idol

You: mine too

Stranger:

You:

Stranger: can we /b/e friends ?

Stranger: or is this not on the cards

You: what cards?

You: i don't have any friends

Stranger: the cards on the frigging table

Stranger: awww ill be your friend

You: the only thing on the table is this goat

You: wearing my thong

Stranger: we can be friends under the table away from the goat

Stranger: alls hes gunna do is ruien everything

Stranger: with his goaty ed ole

You: can't leave out the sheep

Stranger: fucking leave it OUT ok

You: i like the furrrrrr

Stranger: i wipe my ass on dead rabbits because i like the fur

You: that works :0

Stranger: : D

Stranger: once i laughed really hard and, pooped

Stranger: i was wating breakfast at the time

Stranger: it came as a bit of a shock

You: once i hit a bump and pooped

Stranger: fuck haha thats nuts

Stranger: so where about are you from ?

You: aus

Stranger: kl you a guy or a girl ?

You: both tranny

Stranger: same

You: best of both worlds

Stranger: we can rub boobys and sword fight at the same time

You: yesssssssssssssssssssssssss

Stranger: be honest

Stranger: have you ever put your finger in your bum?

You: tmi

Stranger: jsut a cheeky pokey bum wank?

You: maybe just a little, u

Stranger: i frigging wack my whole fist in there buddy

You: talent...

Stranger: EEEEE

You: YAAAAAAAA

Stranger: EEEEEEEEEEEE!

You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Stranger: ooooooooooooooo

Stranger: are we gunna be friends ?

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: where r u from ?
You: USA.
You: u?
Stranger: brazil
You: i thought it was brasil
Stranger: in portuguese , yup
You: oh ok
You: so your from portugal?
Stranger: no . i'm from brazil ...
Stranger: in brazil we speak portuguese ...
Stranger: HOW OLD ARE YOU ?
You: but you just said its spelled brasil
You: hold up we need to sort this out
Stranger: haha
Stranger: in potuguese brasil - in english brazil
Stranger: i guess u just can read in english , right ?
You: So what your saying is your from brazil, but its spelled brasil in portuguese, yet your not from portugal
Stranger: okay .
You: thats almost as crazy as people not speaking english in america
Stranger: okay .
You: yeah. so do people give you heck for not speaking the main language
You: i mean we give people a shitstorm here for not speaking english
Stranger: OMG , r u a crazy guy or girl ?
You: I'm american
Stranger: okay .
You: How about you?
Stranger: i'm braziiiiiiiiiiiilian
Stranger: r u crazy ? omg .
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Ke$ha is hot
Stranger: totz
You: What?
Stranger: totz=totally
You: oh yeah. well totz= tater tots 4 me
You: lol
Stranger: lol hey have you ever been to pen island?
You: Penis land?
Stranger: lmao
You: thats what they call my dick
Stranger: nice
Stranger: how big?
You: WATCHIT PERV!!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u know u wana tell me
You: uh no
Stranger: r u gay?
You: hell no. I'm american, so gays need to fuck off the fagland.
Stranger: FUCK U YOU REDNECK CHILD FUCING SON OF A BITCH
You: Yeah im a redneck so?
You: I'll fucking plow ur faggy prius over with my truck
You: but you'd like that
Stranger: MY BEST FRIEND IS BI MOTHERFUCKER and so? your a little piece of incest!!!
Stranger: and nooooooo!
You: God hates you
Stranger: god hates u
You: and your moms friend
You: he loves me as long as i handle snakes
Stranger: i dont have a mom ******
You: no ur the ******
Stranger: you dont even fuckin know whether im a guy or a girl
You: <acquired host IP address>
You: i dont care
Stranger: wtf?
You: is that what u r
Stranger: im what i am
You: which is a WTF??
Stranger: bet u cant guess whether i gotta dick or not
You: Well I'm off to the Klan meeting. Good luck on selling your soul to the devil you reject
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: im first
You: and second
You: and third
You: and fourth
Stranger: ok
You: bam, got in 4
Stranger: but im last, so im better
You: nope, i am
Stranger: ok
Stranger: whateves
You: quit replying so I can be last
Stranger: NEVER
You: obay woman
Stranger: o so now u want to be last, hmm?
You: i said obay!!!
You: *obey!
Stranger: NEVER ON UR SORRY LIFE
Stranger: lol spelling fail
You: Do I need to get my paddle?
Stranger: i will Zombierape ur brains
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You: Good thing im not under 15 years old haha
Stranger: lol
You: *smacks you accross the face with paddle*
You: make me a sammich
Stranger: O NO U DID NOT JUST DO THAT
You: woman
Stranger: *Zombierapes*
Stranger: ok, i just totally Zombieraped u, and now u want a sammich?
You: *sicks your own pedobear on you*
Stranger: u should probly see a shrink
Stranger: i AM a pedobear
Stranger: how do u think i learned to Zombierape?
You: you should make me a bologna sammich
You: now
Stranger: nothanks, im more of a brainZsammich person meself
You: I didnt say the sammich was for you
You: its for me
You: NOW MAKE IT
Stranger: well u go make urself a sammich
You: YOUR THE WOMAN HERE!!!
Stranger: ur a man? i couldn't even tell after Zombieraping u
Stranger: sad, sad man
You: whatever, you knew
You: that also makes you gay
You: gay
You: gay
Stranger: well stop trollin' i honestly dun care and i wont make u a sammich
Stranger: and really i Zombierape anyone
You: you dont have a choice, now make it. I want lots of meat and mustard on it
Stranger: even teddy bears
You: your a freak
Stranger: i haZ a choice, i mean really we're talking online
You: make it like you made that pedobear thing
You: WOMAN!!!
Stranger: u mean really smexy and awesome?
Stranger: fu'get about it
You: smexy is not a word
You: retard
Stranger: yes it is. it's like sexy but smexier
You: nope, i looked it up
You: its not a word
Stranger: well the dictionary sucks
You: you suck because I still dont have my sammich!!!
Stranger: go on urban dictionary
Stranger: it will tell u
You: im going
Stranger: onoeZ u dun have a sammich
You: hold on
Stranger: how much did it cost gettin' ur sammich removed
You: smexy 1654 up, 514 down
buy smexy mugs, tshirts and magnets
Smart and sexy. And in some cases, sexy and Mexican.
Chris is a smexy guy - he's got straight A's and he's ripped!
by Yuuki Dec 12, 2004 share this
You: ok your right
You: its a word
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: see?
You: you still owe me a sammich though, get to work
You: im a rynoceorous.
Stranger: i owe u a sammich, then u owe me a lawn mowing
You: whats a lawn
Stranger: do u speak dinosaur?
You: rawwr
Stranger: RAWRRAWR
You: there, that means make me a sammich
Stranger: urlawnrawr
Stranger: cant u take a freaking NO
Stranger: gawd
You: how did you know im mexican, im not mowing your lawn
Stranger: i no ur mexican because im standing right behind u
Stranger: RAWWWR
You: no your not
You: i checked
Stranger: yes i am, im invisible
Stranger: or maybe ur just blind
You: really, what is on the tv then
Stranger: lolol blind face
Stranger: u wouldnt no wut was on tv u cant see it
You: its AFV so ha
You: stupid people failing on trampolines
Stranger: no akshully its comedy central
Stranger: lol
You: some stupid baby just burped and started crying
Stranger: wow
Stranger: stupid baby
You: now a fatty tried parasailing and failed
Stranger: ok i hav to go, any last words before i KILL U?
You: sammich?
Stranger: NO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You: what up
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: what's asl
Stranger: i asked forst
Stranger: first
You: wtf... what is asl
Stranger: age sex location
Stranger: u dont do this much do you
You: ok.. and why do you want to know that
You: stop masturbating and get a real fuck buddy
Stranger: well its just a normal thing to say
You: LOL
Stranger: i have one babe
Stranger: no worries
You: go up to a chic and ask her "asl"
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: hahahah funny one u dick

Everytime I had a new convo they would ask "asl" within 2 minutes lmao. That place is whack.

 

When they say that, just make something funny up and see where it goes. The freaks on there are fun to mess with.