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Stranger: Brock?
You: ya man whats up
Stranger: you're Brock?
Stranger: ??
You: ya bro...told you we'd find eachother
Stranger: I have the feeling I have heard this before..
You: from who? some kind of brock impostor?
You: its me baby
Stranger: fo' real?
You: dude...why would i keep lying to you
You: what the fuck are we doin tomorrow?
Stranger: Just chillin. Cleared up the schedule all the way
You: nice!!!
Stranger: but tuesdays a different story
Stranger: shit's going down. I have some unfortunates who owe me a little sum of money..
Stranger: want to assist me with that?
Stranger: shouldn't be that much trouble..
You: i cant man...gotta go to court for a ticket on tuesday actually
Stranger: ffs.
Stranger: Damn tuesday
You: can we do wednesday?
Stranger: Naw man, I need my money asap. Was going to do it tomorrow but Ive got other business
Stranger: to attend to
Stranger: if you get what I'm saying
You: fa sho man...money is the game
You: i would help if i could
You: anything of mine you'd like to borrow?
Stranger: Yes actually. I need a drill, yknow, intimidation purposes. It shouldn't be needed for actual use..
Stranger: But just incase, make sure some nails are in it/ in supply
You: you just blew it man....drills dont take nails
You: but it was fun playing along with you
Stranger: Lol. nice, im surprised it got that far. see ya around man
You: haha laters
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Can't believe I just found this. When the conversation seems to be repeating the guy copied and pasted what we wrote and replied to me.

You: hey

Stranger: hey

Stranger: m or f

You: Brock, is that you? How is onix doing?

You: It's me Ash!

You: Pikachu says hi!

You: Well he says "pikachu" but you know.

Stranger: m or f

You: Brock, you don't remember me?!

Stranger: yes

Stranger: 18

You: Ash Ketchum, number one pokemon master.

Stranger: pik

You: You don't need pictures, we used to go every where together man!

Stranger: m or f

You: Brock, is that you? Or is that an imposter?

Stranger: you girl

Stranger: you boy

You: Pikachu! Thunder attack! Fry that pervert!

Stranger: you girl you boy

You: I am Ash Ketchum, I am neither girl nor boy!

Stranger: girl

You: How dare you!

Stranger: fint

Stranger: from

You: Pallet Town

Stranger: you girl

Stranger: you boy

You: I am Ash Ketchum, neither male nor female!

Stranger: ok

You: FEAR ME!!!

Stranger: from

You: PALLET TOWN!

Stranger: ok

Stranger: you from

You: PALLET TOWN! FEAR ME YOU PEDOPHILE! I AM 13 YEARS OLD!

Stranger: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

You: ...

You: Are you Brock?

Stranger: yes





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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.


Stranger: hey


You: hey


You: m or f


Stranger: Brock, is that you? How is onix doing?


Stranger: It's me Ash!


Stranger: Pikachu says hi!


Stranger: Well he says "pikachu" but you know.


You: m or f


Stranger: Brock, you don't remember me?!


You: yes


You: 18


Stranger: Ash Ketchum, number one pokemon master.


You: pik


Stranger: You don't need pictures, we used to go every where together man!


You: m or f


Stranger: Brock, is that you? Or is that an imposter?


You: you girl


You: you boy


Stranger: Pikachu! Thunder attack! Fry that pervert!


You: you girl you boy


Stranger: I am Ash Ketchum, I am neither girl nor boy!


You: girl


Stranger: How dare you!


You: fint


You: from


Stranger: Pallet Town


You: you girl


You: you boy


Stranger: I am Ash Ketchum, neither male nor female!


You: ok


Stranger: FEAR ME!!!


You: from


Stranger: PALLET TOWN!


You: ok


You: you from


Stranger: PALLET TOWN! FEAR ME YOU PEDOPHILE! I AM 13 YEARS OLD!


You: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


Stranger: ...


Stranger: Are you Brock?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: HELP ME

Stranger: Hey, Zuko here.

Stranger: With what?

You: MY GOAT RAN AWAY :-(

Stranger: Good Lord. I'm so sorry. How can I help?

You: Do you have a goat i can borrow? sheep? dog? large cat? buffalo? horse? chicken?

Stranger: I have a sheep down the stree that I could steal for you.

You: YES!

Stranger: street*

You: that's so nice of you

Stranger: Well, I do like to help people. Ever since I found out what my destiny truly was.

You: what's your destiny?

Stranger: To help the avatar learn fire bending.

You: oh. well, my destiny is make sexy time with farm animals.

Stranger: That's a sick destiny. But I guess if it's something that you enjoy.

Stranger: Well, this got awkward.

You: what else did you think i wanted the animals for?

You: i ain't had sex in a week since my goat for out of the yard.

Stranger: To fill the hole in your heart your goat took when it ran away.

You: oh, i need to fill a hole alright, but not in my heart. in another goat...

Stranger: That's. Really Gross.

You: nah. a goat feels just like a females vagina. but the goat doesn't nag the shit out of you if you forget to take out the trash.

Stranger: Okay. Good day sir.

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You: hey

Stranger: Lesbian ?


You: no

You: I'm all for watching in the corner though, sitting on an easy chair, eating a dry pancake and smoking a cigarette.

Stranger: Are you bi


You: no

Stranger: M/f


You: m

 

You: hey

Stranger: Horny m here

You: alright

Stranger: U?

You: sexually satisfied m here

 

Stranger: hey asl
You: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: asl?
You: your probably some pervert
You: bye
You have disconnected.