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You: hi
Stranger: hii
You: wats up
Stranger: nothing much
You: nice
You: where u from
Stranger: cali
You: neat
You: u like it?
Stranger: its ok
You: i herd u cant buy guns out there
You: i guess if i ever visit ill hav 2 put on my wizard robe and hat
You: cast some spells
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shouldve turned into a rhinocerous and charged her ass

 

i have a classic going now

 

btw i steal my material from bloodninja

 

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Stranger: toast
You: bread
Stranger: butter
You: i put on my wizard hat and robe
You: rub the butter all over me
You: i think ill order a pizza
Stranger: ?
Stranger: of
Stranger: course?
You: you dont like pizza?
You: i was going to share
Stranger: okay
You: its gonna be delicious
You: like the moon if it were made of cheese
Stranger: mmmmmmmm
You: or if you were a hotdog and ate yourself...covered in mustard and relish
You: id be delicious
You: Stone Cold is bringing the beer
Stranger: i don't drink ^_^
You: you will have to wrestle Stone Cold then
Stranger: nah, i'll just sip my sprite.
You: pizza and sprite dont go together like stone cold and beer and pizza
You: especially covered in butter while wearing my wizard robe and hat
Stranger: right, whatever
Stranger: and i'm wearing a chicken suit
You: interesting choice
You: i guess i should not order chicken on the pizza
You: i dont want to offend you
Stranger: no go ahead
You: ill order pizza with the cows from chic fil a
Stranger: i was a cow a few conversations ago
You: hey wait...chicken suit...did i see you on tv fighting peter griffin?
Stranger: yep, that's me
You: he totally kicked your ass
Stranger: but i'll be back. i AWLAYS am
You: next time you need to bring a prison shank
Stranger: sure, okay
You: thats how to win a fight
You: prison shanks
You: either that or do a bunch of meth or crack and then you can never be stopped
You: UNSTOPPABLE CHICKEN SUIT GUY!
You: id totally watch that movie
Stranger: what about chuck norris? he must always be considered in these types of things
Stranger: he could kill me
You: he's old
You: a cracked out guy in a chicken suit with a prison shank...i think youd stand a pretty good chance
You: i mean you fell out of a freaking plane and lived
You: chuck norris aint got shit on you
Stranger: accept that he's chuck norris
Stranger: i mean come on, really
You: yeah but he's like 100 now
You: i mean he could probably hit you with his walker
You: but his roundhouse kick would hit you in the knee
You: you gotta watch out for quail man though
Stranger: quailman?
Stranger: wow
You: i mean that belt on his head could be dangerous
Stranger: will he render me helpless and stupified?
You: possibly
You: you might just fall on the ground and drool because your brain just ate itself
You: and we cant let peter win!
Stranger: i wasn't aware he really factored into this, but as long as i can have lois.
You: can you beat up brian?
You: because he might get in the way
Stranger: gladly
You: watch out for rhinoceroses though...theyll fucking charge your ass...
You: look at my horse
Stranger: unicorn! gah!!
You: my horse is amazing
You: with a stroke of its mane it turns into a plane
You: give it a lick it tastes just like raisins
Stranger: lay off the crack!
You: mmm sweet lemonade
You: get on my horse...i'll take you round the universe and all the other places too!
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You: hi
Stranger: hey wanna fuck
You: sure
Stranger: now?
You: let me put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: thats weird..pce
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: whats up
Stranger: nothin much on facebook right now
You: nice
You: i cant use facebook
Stranger: why's that?
You: youre not a cop are you
Stranger: even if i was i couldnt do anything
You: i cant use facebook because im wanted in 3 states
Stranger: sounds badass what'd you do?
You: i had sex with a turkey
You: in a supermarket
Stranger: were there alota people watching?
You: just a couple old women
You: they were unhappy
Stranger: thats always good.....old women ruining a perfectly good evening you were having with a turkey
You: i know!
You: how am i supposed to be romantic with people watching
Stranger: so you just moved on to the next state and attempted again?
You: pretty much
Stranger: and same thing happened? i mean with the old ladies?
You: well no
You: that was just the first time
You: the last time the manager saw me
You: you havent seen the videos on the news?
Stranger: oh that blows...
Stranger: no i havent
You: its all over cnn
Stranger: you're not in PA right now are you??
You: no im not allowed there anymore
You: they get mad because i steal their sheep
Stranger: oh damn, i was just saying becuase i work at a supermarket and that would be one hell of a way to get fired.....
You: oh yeah definately
You: but you have to move
You: like quick
Stranger: yea i've been thinkin about just up and going for it
Stranger: no balls no glory right??
You: thats right
You: dont pick a frozen one though
You: thats a BAD idea
Stranger: ....im writing all this down
You: wait till thanksgiving and get a live one
Stranger: i dont wanna fuck it up my frist time around.....people would look at me funny if i am doing it wrong
Stranger: i've got a friend with a turkey farm, maybe he'll just let me
You: that would work
You: however he might not be your friend afterwards
You: so just borrow a turkey and take it to work
Stranger: well i mean i figured if i am really going for this ill have to leave state after the deed is done anyway
You: its an addiction
You: it all started back in college with a prank gone wrong with a goat
Stranger: shit...i dunno if i can handle another addiction
You: this one is way better than crack
You: or meth
Stranger: you think??
You: totally
You: no needles no sucking some dudes dick in a dark alley
Stranger: i mean it started with alcohol, then they said crack is way better...so i was an alcoholic and a crack head....then they said pick up meth, it's way better
You: yeah but your teeth fall out
Stranger: yea you're right...and plus if you dont use it, you'll lose it
You: exactly!
You: ive always wanted to do it while wearing a chicken suit
You: but i cant find a good chicken suit
Stranger: holy shit! i totally have a chicken suit
Stranger: Good Will has everything....you just have to go down all the time
Stranger: they get new stuff each week
You: i HATE going down at goodwill
You: i always get told im doing it wrong
Stranger: practice practice practice! eventually you'll be doing it right and you'll get that chicken suit
You: ill work on that
You: for now its time to go put on my robe and wizard hat...i have to go be a rhinocerous for a guy i know
Stranger: birthday party?
You: no i owe him a favor
Stranger: shit happens
You: yep
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