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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by DanGer, Oct 28, 2009.

  1. Oct 29, 2009 at 12:43 AM
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    JimBeam

    JimBeam BECAUSE INTERNETS!! Moderator

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    ive come to the conclusion im pretty fucked in the head
     
  2. Oct 29, 2009 at 12:44 AM
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    RelentlessFab

    RelentlessFab Eric @Relentless Fab Vendor

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    Ok, tried to be hella random with this kid. Need to practice my bullshitting though.

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi....
    You: hey
    Stranger: what are u doing now???\
    You: bored.
    You: surfin the net
    You: U?
    Stranger: still make home work on college...
    You: where are u from?
    Stranger: i from indonesia.....
    You: That explains some things
    Stranger: and u???
    You: US
    You: do you eat cats?
    Stranger: no....
    You: oh, thats good.
    Stranger: why???
    You: cuz i can have them all to my self
    Stranger: i see....
    Stranger: u not going out today???
    You: its the middle of the night here
    You: Im soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount me
    Stranger: are u f or m????
    You: f
    Stranger: age??
    You: 27
    Stranger: i see....
    You: u?
    Stranger: 21
    Stranger: what time in your place???
    You: 12:30
    You: I get lonely at night sometimes
    Stranger: well if i have the money maybe sometimes i'll go there....
    You: i'd like that
    You: im a rhinocerous
    Stranger: what's that mean??
    You: pizza
    You: rabbit
    You: cookie
    You: sand lamp tree
    You: sound good?
    Stranger: yeah....
    You: good
    You: why you so quiet? dont like older women?
    Stranger: no....
    Stranger: idon't mean that...
    You: you're probably just scared i'll make fun of you
    Stranger: no....
    Stranger: that's alright
    Stranger: i can understand....
    You: hold on.
    You: let me put on my wizard hat and robe
    Stranger: ok..
    You: look at my horse
    You: my horse is amazing
    You: with a stroke of its mane it turns into a plane
    You: give it a lick it tastes just like raisins
    You: mmm sweet lemonade
    You: get on my horse...i'll take you round the universe and all the other places too!
     
  3. Oct 29, 2009 at 12:51 AM
    #123
    JimBeam

    JimBeam BECAUSE INTERNETS!! Moderator

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    you shouldve said

    "english motherfucker...do you speak it"
     
  4. Oct 29, 2009 at 12:53 AM
    #124
    derekabraham

    derekabraham Living vicariously through everybody

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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hello
    Stranger: hi
    You: you are a chick
    Stranger: why you think that?
    You: i am psychic
    Stranger: well you are a shity one because im a dude
    You: god damn it
    You have disconnected.
     
  5. Oct 29, 2009 at 12:56 AM
    #125
    JimBeam

    JimBeam BECAUSE INTERNETS!! Moderator

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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi, male 19 looking for female, cams
    You: im the juggernaut bitch
    You have disconnected.
     
  6. Oct 29, 2009 at 12:58 AM
    #126
    derekabraham

    derekabraham Living vicariously through everybody

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    :(

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: looking for pictures of a black ginger. can you help?
    You: you better watch what you say about rick moranis toooooooooooo. he might come over here looking for youuuuuuuuuuu.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  7. Oct 29, 2009 at 12:59 AM
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    JimBeam

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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl=)
    You: 35/f/us
    You: u?
    Stranger: 22 m greece=)
    Stranger: your name
    Stranger: )=
    You: kat
    Stranger: ım teo
    Stranger: nice to meet u=)
    You: you too
    Stranger: do u have msn
    You: no
    Stranger: yahoo:S
    You: no
    Stranger: facebook=)
    You: nope
    You: IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!
     
  8. Oct 29, 2009 at 12:59 AM
    #128
    derekabraham

    derekabraham Living vicariously through everybody

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    I finally got a cool chick from Australia!
     
  9. Oct 29, 2009 at 1:01 AM
    #129
    JimBeam

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    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: iot wbevkdhf;sgldkh;oei ;bserutosiatjo;i;urtijmotherfuckerksafskahklshg;ahsklhglkashadgkdhgkhf;lda;glkesh;ero;yt834t9;34nfoe vkhgiorye ln8eynhfiyienyoduiskikdrlthiuy85ytlkhterhasslsdfhjeorhtergnrengeoig;oerjigeishit'slajfsdhfsldkjglskjgkjfwlhkwoieu ncuntkjsadsdkfja;oiugirgiog

    Stranger: ?????????????????

    You: i have typing tourrettes

    You: i like banging on the ksadlkfjsd;ogahoishdlf';lndga iwltvhoesa;oieg;sdlksjgdl hnbdkg;hsljda;kgjdokhseo;irjhlk;nda

    Stranger: ugly

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  10. Oct 29, 2009 at 1:05 AM
    #130
    neslerrah

    neslerrah Taco lovin'

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    :laugh:
     
  11. Oct 29, 2009 at 1:12 AM
    #131
    derekabraham

    derekabraham Living vicariously through everybody

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    :rofl:
     
  12. Oct 29, 2009 at 1:12 AM
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    amaes

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    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: are you female into anal?

    You: No, But do you feel like a creeper asking shit like that?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected
     
  13. Oct 29, 2009 at 1:13 AM
    #133
    JimBeam

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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hola
    You: hi
    Stranger: women?
    You: i dont speak mexican
    You: what about women
    Stranger: oke i can speak english
    Stranger: are you women
    You: just 1
    You: woman
    Stranger: you women?
    You: yes
    You: very nice!
    Stranger: hmmm ahhh
    You: are you
    Stranger: i`m man
    You: oooh
    Stranger: hmm are you horny
    You: very
    Stranger: hmm discribe your self first
    You: well what do you want to know
    Stranger: hmmm anything
    You: im a kodiac bear...Im soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount me
    Stranger:
    size of your breasts? what you still a virgin? can send your pictures?
    You: Bears dont wear pants and you should cover yourself in Honey now
    You: I bite harder peeling flesh from your stomach, and look up into your eyes to show you my mouth dripping with your warm blood mixed with honey, I then I let my cubs rip apart your limbs and play with you like a ragdoll.
    Stranger: Terjemahan: Indonesia » Inggris

    I have a big dick
    You: will you put it in my butt?
    Stranger: Hmm anal sex
    You: yes
    Stranger: size of your breasts
    You: have you ever seen grapefruits?
    Stranger: what is that
    You: its a large fruit double the size of an orange or so
    You: thats how big
    You: so what do you wanna do
    Stranger: I'll suck on your nipples greedily
    You: i undo my pants
    Stranger: unfortunately I have bigger dick
    You: than what
    Stranger: I'll include a hand me down the you vagina
    You: you reach down there
    You: my schlong falls out
    You: we sword fight
    You: i win
    You: because im a rhinocerous bitch!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  14. Oct 29, 2009 at 1:13 AM
    #134
    RelentlessFab

    RelentlessFab Eric @Relentless Fab Vendor

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    I just got some random girl from new zealand. turned out she was 16:anonymous: :frusty::bananadead: (the one on the right)

    my next convo was short:

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: im the juggernaut, bitch
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    :laugh:
     
  15. Oct 29, 2009 at 1:13 AM
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    JimBeam

    JimBeam BECAUSE INTERNETS!! Moderator

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    that last guy...he just didnt get it

    :facepalm:
     
  16. Oct 29, 2009 at 1:13 AM
    #136
    Untamed_SS

    Untamed_SS Stayed Up Too Late

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    I was straight up talking with a 20/F/JPN and my freakin laptop reset for UPDATES!!! :mad:



    FvCK you laptop.
     
  17. Oct 29, 2009 at 1:14 AM
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    JimBeam

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    thats my bad :D
     
  18. Oct 29, 2009 at 1:18 AM
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    JimBeam

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  19. Oct 29, 2009 at 1:32 AM
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    Untamed_SS

    Untamed_SS Stayed Up Too Late

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    what? I dislike you! I had a 1/2 chub on.
     
  20. Oct 29, 2009 at 1:33 AM
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    JimBeam

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    :laugh:
     

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