Chat with strangers!

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: whats up

Stranger: good

Stranger: are u a girl or a boy

You: dude

You: you?

Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

The Aussie and I have been chatting for 30 minutes!

 

Stranger: your voodoo upsets my tribe

You: then i shall be punished.

You:

Stranger: ooh baby

You: giggity

Stranger: take off your pants

 

Stranger: m or f

You: what do you want me to say?

Stranger: wats ur gender

You: anything you want it to be

Stranger: ru a girl

You: I can be

Stranger: ru a boy

You: I can be too if your into guys

Stranger: ru a guy or a girl

You: anyone you want

Stranger: girl

Stranger: nude

You: girl i am

You: nude I'll be

Stranger: age n country

You: 59 antartica

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

It's cool when you can just talk to somebody you don't know for nearly two hours. That's talent right there. Can I get the longest post award now or later?

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: RAWR!
You: scary!
Stranger: I know.
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 f australia
You: fun!
Stranger: you stranger?
You: 18 m US
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: Sweet
You: how is it down under?
Stranger: getting hot
Stranger: pelted today
Stranger: though
You: pelted...rained?
Stranger: yeah...heavily
Stranger: hahah sorry excuse my slang
You: oh yea its your summer now huh? its 5 celsius right now here
Stranger: almost summer
You: its fine! i understand most of it
Stranger: well where i live it rarely gets that cold
Stranger: down south further yes but my winter weather is like 14 at its coldest
You: thats pretty mild
Stranger: we all start wearing jumpers and boots at like 20 somehting
Stranger: something*
You: hahaha wow! where are you from?
Stranger: qld
You: queensland
You: ?
Stranger: the very same
You: sweet, yea im in california, san diego to be exact. it will get this cold in the winter here at nights, but we are getting it a little early. i dont mind
You: i like cold weather
Stranger: i like all weather
Stranger: i can't decide which is the best
You: me too! i dont like when its dry though, my lips crack real bad
Stranger: i like dry sometimes
You: i love rain and snow, but i think rain is my favorite.
Stranger: i love snow...only because i've only ever been in it twice
Stranger: haha
You: hahaha i go to the snow a lot. it doesnt snow where i live though
Stranger: but i do definitely love the rain...except if i want to do something outdoorsy
You: i love rain because rain = mud and mud = fun in my truck
Stranger: i have to travel almost the whole length of australia for snow
Stranger: hahaha i'm glad i'm not the only one who loves mud!
You: i want to travel to australia some day, it looks beautiful
Stranger: it is
You: hell yes mud is amazing!!! do you have a truck? or do you just like mud?
Stranger: xD
You:
Stranger: i just like mud hahah
You: hahahahha excellent! are you in high school still?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: university
You: oh sweet deal! i just graduated too
Stranger: my bday is in december so i'm a youngen
Stranger: i graduated in november last year
You: oh cool cool, i turned 18 in july
Stranger: when i was 16 still
Stranger: what a youngen
You: oh wow did you graduate early or is that when school gets out there?
Stranger: our school year finished in novemver
Stranger: every year
You: hmm interesting! ours finished in june.
You: so do you live in brisbane?
Stranger: nope about 2000kms north of brisbane
Stranger: haha
You: oh damn haha on the peninsula?
Stranger: but all my family is down there and i was born about an hour away from ther
Stranger: there*
Stranger: cairns
Stranger: so the bottom of the peninsula
You: sweet! do you drive?
Stranger: i have a little ford festiva called franz fordinand
Stranger: i do indeed
Stranger: he's a beast
You: hahaha you named your car? ironic actually, my truck's name is adelaide! after....the city of adelaide! haha
Stranger: hahaha have you been to adelaide?
Stranger: i haven;t
Stranger: lol
You: no, but its a cool name, and i want to go there one day
You: its a toyota tacoma, also a beast
Stranger: lol glad we both have beasts!
Stranger: go us!
You: hahahaha do you know what the toyota hilux truck is?
Stranger: here we call them toyota hilux utes but yes i do
Stranger: very popular cars here
You: theyre amazing right?
Stranger: they go alright
Stranger:
You: hahahaha well my tacoma goes amazing theyre based off the hilux. we dont have the hilux here. both are fine vehicles though haha howd your festive get its name?!
You: festiva*
Stranger: well there was a person called Franz Ferdinand
Stranger: and he got assissinated
Stranger: and his assisnation caused germany to declare war
Stranger: not sure if it was ww1 or ww2
You: mmhmm mmhmm world war 1
Stranger: so i renamed it franz fordinand
Stranger: cause it's a ford
Stranger: haha
You: hahahhahahaahhaahaha ok youre freaking awesome
Stranger: and there's also a band called franz ferdinand that i wuite like
Stranger: ahhaha i get that quite a lot
You: haha i can see why!! so what time is it there
You: ?
Stranger: it is 6:14pm
Stranger: probably a day later than you
You: holy shit hahaha
Stranger: 29th of october
You: thats so crazy
Stranger: yep!
You: its the 19th here too, but its 1:15 in the morning
Stranger: you're up late!
You: mmhmm! i found this site! and now i finally found someone cool to chat with
Stranger: hahah yeah i found it the other night and since then i've been procrastinating on it
Stranger: haha
You: its fun!
Stranger: how did you find out about it?
You: my friend told me about it haha what about you?
Stranger: mlia
You: mlia? whats that?
Stranger: mylifeisaverage.com
Stranger: it's kind of like fmylife.com
Stranger: but better
You: oh yea! hqhahhhaah ok ive been there. it is indeed epic
Stranger: yeah indeed it is!
You: haha do you got a facebook?
Stranger: i do
You: who doesnt right? haha
Stranger: yes...procrastinating tool of the centuryt
You: its amazing!!!
You: hhahaha
You: i just started like a month ago
Stranger: really
Stranger: i've had mine for donkeys yonks
You: im guessing that means a long time
Stranger: great guess!
Stranger: you must be psychic!
You: hell yes! i could totally be an aussie!!
You: i am psychic! haha
Stranger: you totally could be
You: i wanna be!!!
You: i seriously want to move there
Stranger: yeah we're pretty cool
You: hell yes you are! you guys drive on the left side of the road right?
Stranger: we do
You: hahaha awesome!
You: ill have to adjust because i am DEFINITELY taking my truck when i move there.......eventually haha
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: it's be hard to adjust
Stranger: are most cars over there manual or automatic gear shift?
You: now a days almost everything is automatic but theres still quite a few people driving manual. i can drive both
You: why is it like there?
Stranger: a lot of manual
Stranger: most people have manual licences
Stranger: cars are made for both
You: you have to have a separate license?!
Stranger: auto is extra
Stranger: yeah
You: really????!!!! thats crazy! do you know why?
Stranger: if you have a manual you can drive any but if you have auto you can only drive auto
Stranger: cause if you've only learnt on an auto you're going to cause chaos on the road
Stranger: when you drive manual
You: oh very interesting! yea if you have a license here you can drive anything...and theres a million accidents and horrible traffic! hahaha luckily my dad taught me how to drive a stick in his old nissan, stick is fun! is your ford a manual?
You: (stick = manual)
Stranger: yeah it is
Stranger: i hate driving aut
Stranger: auto*
You: haha ive NEVER heard a girl say that. mad props to you!!!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: brb
You: alrighty!
Stranger: sorry i had a phone call
Stranger: what were we saying...
You: its fine!
Stranger: oh yeah i hate driving auto cause i feel more in control with a manual
You: how youre the only chick in the world who likes to drive stick!
Stranger: haha
You: yea thats so freaking cool! haha
You: how many miles are on your car?
You: i mean kilometres
You: haha
Stranger: 103,000ish
Stranger: which is good considering my car is a 1995 model lol
You: dammmmmn thats really low! not bad at all!
You: howd you manage that? previous owner never drive it or something??
Stranger: yeah it's good
Stranger: people i bought it from didin't drive it all that much
You: sweet deal! is it a 4 door or hatchback?
Stranger: technically it is a 5 door hatch
Stranger: haha
You: 5 door hatch??!
Stranger: yeah they classify the boot as a door i think
Stranger: or 'trunk'
Stranger: cause it has a window i'm guessing
Stranger: not a sedan
You: oh i see! just curious yea my truck is an 08 and it has about 74,000 kilometers on it! hahaa
Stranger: geez you must drive it a lot!
You: mmhmm i love road trips
Stranger: when i got mine it had just over 89,000 on it
Stranger: i do too but i haven't done one in my car yet
You: you should....to adelaide!!! haha
Stranger: unless you count like 2 hour trips
You: hhahhaa the little trips count
Stranger: yeah
You: so what do you for fun up in cairns?
Stranger: go to the creeks or to the beach
Stranger: seeing as i'm not 18 yet and can't go to the clubs
Stranger: drink
Stranger: which i haven't gotten around to doing much lately
Stranger: going camping
You: haha freaking 21 here.....so lame.....camping is fun though
Stranger: sure is
You: i guess i could go to mexico, its like 30 minutes away. but thats sketchy as hell hahaha
Stranger: i love going to my friends beach house...you have to go out on a boat to get there cause there is no roads but it's awesome
You: thats so sick!!!!
Stranger: oh and i have a boat licence
Stranger: )
Stranger:
You: hahaha ok im jealous
You: do you have a boat?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i wish
You: i have a boat
Stranger: lucky duck
You: uh huh! no license though...but i pilot it...or drive it...or whatever you call it hahaha
You: im a good boat driver
Stranger: i have only driven a boat once since i got my licence lol
Stranger: and that was over a year ago i think
Stranger: or about a year ago
You: its fun i take mine out fishing with my dad
Stranger: do you have reef?
Stranger: or in lakes or something
You: ocean! haha the pacific ocean
You: deep sea fishing
You: kelp beds
Stranger: we have the pacific ocean too!
Stranger: just the other side of it
You: hahahaha for sure
Stranger: we have the reef here cause of the great barrier reef
You: yea im like 10 minutes from the beach. the great barrier reef looks beautiful
Stranger: i'm like half an hourish
Stranger: cause i live on the other side of town from it
You: is cairns a big city?
Stranger: um 100-150 thousand
Stranger: so no
You: small city, not bad
Stranger: it's classified as a rural city
You: yea ive lived in big cities all my life
You: i used to live in new york, now san diego
Stranger: wow
Stranger: biggest city i've been to is brisbane lol
Stranger: and that has 1 or 2 million
You: san diego is like 2 and a half brisbanes put together
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yeah that's bigger than all of qld
You: have you ever been out of australia?
Stranger: qld reached 4,444,444people the other day at 4:44am
Stranger: how's that for coincidence?
You: hahahah what?! thats a cool stat
Stranger: yeah i know
Stranger: imagine being that kid!
You: hahaha it was me.......
Stranger: i believe you!
You: hahahah as you rightfully should!
You: oh oh have you ever travelled outside of australia?
Stranger: new zealand twice
Stranger: once with my parents and younger brother and once with my school and another school in the area
You: oh sweet sweet
You: how was that?
Stranger: the best!
Stranger: ski trip
Stranger: so i learnt to ski
Stranger: it was awesome
You: new zealand ALSO looks beautiful that area of the world just seems so amazing. haha so im guessing the both times youve seen snow was in new zealand!
Stranger: yeah the first time (family trip) was on the south island so we got the southern alps so there was lots of snow (and it was middle of winter) and second time there was snow on the mountain we skiied on only cause it was spring
You: i go snowboarding like 5 times a year... ahhahaha not to rub it in... did you have class today?
Stranger: not fair!
Stranger: i've already had uni today
Stranger: finished
Stranger: it's almost 7 at night
You: oh yea! duh! haha what are you studying?
Stranger: teaching
Stranger:
You: oh awesome hows that going?
Stranger: going alright
Stranger: i finish for the year in 2 weeks
Stranger:
Stranger: then 3 months holiday!
You: oh awesome!! yea i just started in august...im studying culinary arts
Stranger: what's that
Stranger: sorry if i'm taking a while to answer...i'm trying to organise something via sms
Stranger: lol
You: like cooking! fancy stuff and its ok!
Stranger: ohhh sweet!
You: uh huh! its pretty fun this is weird, i dont even know your name! whats your name?? mine is derek
Stranger: hahaha i know we've had this huge anonymous convo
Stranger: go us!
You: go us!!!
Stranger: Jilara...but you can call me jilly or whatever if you prefer
Stranger: doesn't matter
Stranger: i have a trillion nicknames
Stranger: jilly is just my main one
You: jilara? thats a cool name, definitely the first time ive heard it. i like it! and jilly is a fun name! nice to meet you jilly
Stranger: it's actually an aboriginal name...my dad has a lot to do with aboriginal communities and they suggested (for lack of a better term) the name
Stranger: nice to meet you derek
You: nice nice! i like how your name has a story im just derek....hahaha i have native american roots at least
Stranger: do you really? t
You: mmhmm!
Stranger: that's cool
You: haha yea im like naturally tan. it pisses girls off...i cant help it
Stranger: i am semi tanned
You: yea im bronzeeee hahahaha
Stranger: i take after my mum who is brown as...but i think it must be her russian or french ancestory
Stranger: lol
You: im like the stereotypical california surfer boy! hahahaah
You: im french too! my last name is french
Stranger: my last name is german haha
Stranger: i'm a mish-mash of everything
Stranger: oooh surfer boy!
You: no way, i am too! its fun
You: haha yep!
Stranger: i learnt to surf when i was at the gold coast with my uncle last year
Stranger: i've been trying for years and only succeeded then
You: do you like it? its hard but once you get the hang of it its fun
Stranger: i loved it
Stranger: it was just hard fighting against the rip tide
You: how are the waves down under?? yea rip tides can be dangerous, just be careful
Stranger: where i live we don't have surf cause of the great barrier reef
Stranger: waves are good pretty much everywhere that doesn't have the gbr
You: oh really? how big is the gbr?
Stranger: so the further south you youget them
Stranger: the biggest reef in the world
Stranger: 1000kms long or something?
You: ohh i see, good stuff!
You: thats pretty big!
You: i bet theres plenty of cool little critters down there
Stranger: yeah there sure is
You: do you ever go scuba diving or snorkeling?
Stranger: i'm yet to go scubadiving but i've been snorkelling innumerable amounts of times
Stranger: but you have to go out to the islands for it cause the reef isn't directly off the mainland
You: that sounds like quite the adventure!!
Stranger: yeah it's good
Stranger: i don't do it too much though...
You: yea i got out every now and then my hamster has been running on her wheel for the past 4 hours straight. hahahha
Stranger: hahaha go hamster!
Stranger: wish i was that energetic
You: hahaha you seem upbeat!
Stranger: i try to be
Stranger: i hate being pessermistic and unhappy
Stranger: where's the fun in that?
You: exactly!!!
You: ive determined that youre the australian girl version of me! congratulations!
Stranger: when i'm having a quiet day EVERYONE asks me what's wrong becuase it's such an unusual occurance
Stranger: congratulations back at ya!
Stranger: you are officially the american male version of me
You: hahahah yay! go us again!!!
Stranger: high 5!
You: haha very nice!
You: whats your favorite movie?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: sorry on the phone haha
You: its ok!
Stranger: i'm off now
Stranger: haha sorry
Stranger: umm
Stranger: my fave movie...
Stranger: i like a few.
You: name em!
Stranger: i like some a lot like love, Amelie (which is a french movie), transformers, donnie darko
Stranger: in bruges
Stranger: love actually
You: donnie darko is tight
Stranger: i don't know :S
Stranger: it sure is
Stranger: i can't think of any lol
Stranger: what's yours
You: monty python and the holy grail is my all time favorite along with step brothers hahaha
Stranger: OH I LOVE THAT!
You: i like the jason bourne movies too
Stranger: the knights ne!
You: hahahahah NI NI NI NI NI!
Stranger: i'm not much into step brothers cause i don't like will ferrell
You: NOW GO AWAY OR I WILL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME!
Stranger: but monty python are the shit
Stranger: my dad is the biggest monty python fan
You: hahaha will ferrel is alright, i just think step brothers is hilarious his other movies aren't too good...but yea the monty python material is straight up genious!
Stranger: yeah i love that kind of humour
You: hahahah like its so random and stupid and awesome
Stranger: we watched it when i was at school and there were a couple of people that loved it and others who were just like 'what the hell is this shit?'
Stranger: random humour is so much better cause you never know what to expect
You: hahahahaha i love it while im saying "what the hell is this shit" ahhaha
Stranger: that was what other people were saying not me!
Stranger: i got the whole monty python stuff cause i'd seen it at home
Stranger: brb i'm about to pee myself lol
Stranger:
You: hahaha ok!!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok i'm back
You: feel better? ahha
Stranger: sorry for the too much info hahaha
You: i dont care at all!
Stranger: much better thankyou
You: mmhmm! hahaha
Stranger: good good
You: what kind of computer do you have?
Stranger: i dunno lol
Stranger: LG
Stranger: and samsung moniter
Stranger: monitor*
You: oh ahaha ok! sorry, random question
Stranger: i don't mind
Stranger: i just finished saying random is good
Stranger: derr
You: true true! and you just told me how bad you had to pee, so i guess anything goes!!
Stranger: that is right
Stranger: i have the hottest ears.... they are like on fire
Stranger: some one must be talking about me
You: what do you mean??
Stranger: they're like burning up...hot flush
You: you ok????
Stranger: or someone must be talking about me?
Stranger: yeah i get them all the time
Stranger: i think when i don't drink enough water in the day
You: ohh get some water!!
Stranger: yeah i had a big one before
Stranger: hence why i needed to go to the toilet so bad hahaa
You: hahaahahhahaha makes sense!!!
You: what did you have for dinner?
Stranger: i haven't had dinner yet
Stranger: we eat late at my house usually
You: whats for dinner then?
Stranger: for no apparent reason
Stranger: pasta i think
You: psh i had pasta too
You: bowtie with alfredo and chicken
Stranger: high 5!
Stranger: i don;t know what type i'm having
Stranger: just that i'm having pasta
You: i cooked it
You: yea im starving so im coming over dinner k?
You: *for dinner!
Stranger: ok no worries!
You: sweet!!!!! ill be there in about a day or two.....think itll be warm?
Stranger: definitely!
You: haha awesome i cant wait!!!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i have to go over my friends place soon
You: oh ok! hmmmm well heres my facebook, feel free to add me if you like. i think we had a nice convo, maybe we can have another one in the future Stranger: ok!
Stranger: i added you...you're lucky!
You: haha awesome!! ill keep in touch!
Stranger: normally i don't add people i don't personally know but i made an exception cause we had a good old chat
Stranger:
You: uh huh!! same with you
You: hahaha we couldve had an epic convo that went something like this: "asl? add me."
Stranger: hahah that's why i started off with RAWR!
Stranger: i get a lot of people disconnecting the convos
Stranger: only the cool people retalliate
You: hahaha when i asked earlier i was just messing to see what kind of response i got. ive been doing that all night to random people. ill be like asl they'll be like 20/m/indonesia and im like 56/f/argentina hahahaha
You: you said 17 and i was like yay someone my age!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i've told people that i'm like 257 and from neptune
Stranger: just to lighten things up
You: hahaha wait what??? youre not really from neptune? dang it
Stranger: no pluto sorry
Stranger: hahha a
You: TOO BAD PLUTO ISNT A PLANET ANYMORE
You:
Stranger: i know!!
Stranger: I'M SAD!
Stranger: lol anyway i'd best be off
Stranger: nice talking to you
Stranger: ciaoooo!
You: ok! later

 

damn Derek. score. lol

 

What can I say? I can strike up a conversation with the right people.




Check this one out!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey sexy
You: hey babe
Stranger: asl?
You: 18/f/your bed
Stranger: oo///
Stranger: 19uk male
Stranger: so..
Stranger: u horny?
You: YOU ARE SUCH A PERVERT......yes
Stranger: haha..
Stranger: have nud pcit?
You: i have no legs and no arms
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

The pictures I sent him, in order.

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv344/FilthyYouthGroupie/Emo and Scene/girls_blonde_emo_hair.jpg

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w272/JimBarclay/fat_black_freak4_1.jpg

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 18/f/san diego
You: you?
Stranger: im in ur heart
Stranger: u get that
You: no explain...
Stranger: ok
Stranger: r u studnt
You: yes im a little book nerd
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i wana like to frndship with u
You: where are you from?
Stranger: im frm india
You: ohhhhh cute, how old are you
Stranger: im 20
Stranger: u too in india
You: no im in calfornia cute little indian man
Stranger: ok u little cal girl
Stranger: plz snd me ur picture
Stranger: i wana like to see u
You: naked?
Stranger: but why
You: but why what?
Stranger: bcoz i like u
Stranger: u r so sweet
You: i thought all cute little indian men were horny and wanted to see naked pictures of a hot busty blonde beach babe?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im not like that guys
You: but do YOU want to see naked pictures of a hot busty blonde beach babe? im all yours... ;
Stranger: no
Stranger: only see ur simple picture
You: how do i send it?
Stranger: on my email id
Stranger: ravin_nagpal04@yahoo.com
You: oh wait here you go sweety http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv344/FilthyYouthGroupie/Emo and Scene/girls_blonde_emo_hair.jpg
Stranger: could u snd in my id
You: i dont know how sweety, im all alone and im not good with this technology stuff
You: you can copy that link though
Stranger: wait
Stranger: r u so sexy
You: i is so sexy
You: you want another one?
Stranger: u r so hot
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i want naked pic...
You: oh you bad little indian man! i thought you werent like those other guys...heehee
Stranger: ya ya ya
Stranger: ha ha ha
You: sooooooooo????????
Stranger: fuck u
You: you change your mind?
Stranger: no
You: hey hey hey youre not gonna get pictures like that!
Stranger: snd me naked pic..
You: so demanding! i like that
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: plz plz plz
You: are you ready for it??????
Stranger: ya baby
You: FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS
http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w272/JimBarclay/fat_black_freak4_1.jpg
Stranger: so sexy
Stranger: is this u
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You have disconnected.

 

LMAO!!!! Oh man derek. Crazy.

 

I'm still laughing.

 

Epic Derek EPIC!

 

Seems kinda like stickin your dick thru a hole in a fence to see what happens.......

 

that was you???????????

 

We need a code phrase to sort out the tw members.

 

Stranger: hi?

You: Hi?

You: Where you from?

Stranger: india u?

You: From the country that calls you guys for technical difficulty

You: Is that every country?

You: And why are you names Abraham and John and Peter?

Stranger: i am not understadin any thin fruend........

Stranger: i nean friend

Stranger: am 20,male india n u?

Stranger: helooooooooooo

Stranger: gone?

You: Remember Lathika?

You: She grew up to be hot wasn't she?

Stranger: u mean lathika of slum dog mllnr

You: hells yeah!

Stranger: mentn ur asl plssssssssssss

You: what?

Stranger: age sex land...

You: land?

You: i thought it was location?

Stranger: mean country

Stranger: sorry am weak in english..

You: I told you, we're from the country that calls you guys for technical help.

Stranger: i don knw wich coubtry s dat

Stranger: pls say frnd.

You: I have both female and male body parts, what does that make me?

Stranger: den mentn me ur name....

You: What does mentn mean?

You: I'm 50 years old.

Stranger: mention

Stranger: married?

You: Yeah, to your sister.

You: This is not fun anymore. You take too long to type

You have disconnected.

 

they usually stop when i tell them im a horny 11y/o girl

 

This sucks. I was about to go to bed when I checked TW. This thread was pretty active so I jumped in. After 3 1/2 hours on that dang chat site, I decided to go to sleep. One hour and 20 minutes before I had to wake up for school. Guess who didn't wake up.

 

wait, you have no arms but you are typing lol

 

the stabbing yourself one and pokemon one made me laugh my ass off