Check my math

That's a downgrade.

 

I think she was hotter before.

Perhaps wasn’t the best pic to use, but people can get the idea

 

As said above you are investing in "assets of declining value"

Could you sell your current vehicles for a profit?

 

Late to the party. Don’t do any deals working towards payments are all in trades. Always work on the price of the vehicle you are buying, and never off the trade until after you got the price you want on the new one. Dealers love playing that numbers game and always win.
1. Get the OTD price on new vehicle.
2. Offer them first shot at your old vehicle and let them know you are aware you will get more private party so they better pay up or no deal.
3. Buy new vehicle if all goes well.

 

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Speaking of...
How come the calendar rules say we don't want to see hot wives washing trucks in their bikinis? That's a mighty bold assumption.

 

That’s worth a grinder to the eyes

 

Good grief you would need a Diesel Dually to haul that around.

 

Why not sell to Carvana and do a separate blank slate deal for the new car? I think they'll always sneak in some funny math in the trade deals somehow.

 

I'm not saying you should buy it, but I think it's a pretty good deal. I just shopped for a 4Runner for months and no one came close to offering more than 5% below MSRP. Actually, most of them were trying to sell it for $3k over MSRP.

 

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When I bought my Taco in Sept my wife wandered outside to look at the 4Runners while I was going over paperwork. The guy in the green and purple plaid jacket latched on to her immediately. I had to drag her back inside and tell her she will continue to drive her 8 year-old Forester and be gawddamn happy about it.