Cheeziest pickup lines

Yeah, you should probably find out what they are

 

"Hey get in the van you want some candy."

 

I got pop sickles in the basement

 

"Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out ma' package!!!!

 

wow 3 pages and still going strong... lol

 

Hey do you have a band-aid..
no, why?..
because I scraped my knee falling for you

 

take your truck key and have it poking out of your fly a bit and say does this turn you on because it works for my tacoma, she will know that your such a bad ass

 

this ones not really a pick up line persay, but you can use it while on a date.

if you'll excuse me, i must go shake hands with an old friend, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner

 

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.

 

hello, im chris hansen from dateline, would you please have a seat over there.

 

(present tacoma key) this turns my truck on, does it turn you on?
flawless

 

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

this is for all u petaphiles out there

(be shure you turn the child locks on first)
hey ive got candy in the back seat of my car why dont you go get it

 

Now that's funny

 

Q. Want to fuck and get a pizza?
A. No.
Q. your right lets skip the pizza

 

Can I buy you a drink, roofie-coloda?

Have any German in you? Would you like some?

 

Fuck me if I am wrong but you I heard you wanted to kiss me!

 

A girl says " I really like your belt buckle". It would look a lot better pressed against your forehead!

 

one slap, your gonna love my nuts