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Cheeziest pickup lines

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by mar_ga_rita, May 6, 2009.

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  1. May 7, 2009 at 9:17 AM
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    Kenobe

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    Wow, that's probably the only time in all of history that trick didn't land you in jail.
     
    Kenobe, May 7, 2009
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  2. May 7, 2009 at 9:17 AM
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    steelerfan7p

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    steelerfan7p My other car is a Bugatti

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    That's a lovely accent you have, New Jersey?
     
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  3. May 7, 2009 at 9:26 AM
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    mar_ga_rita

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    I guess you can replace New Jersey with any state.. lol
     
    mar_ga_rita, May 7, 2009
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  4. May 7, 2009 at 9:41 AM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Im not very original, But some that have worked:

    "How you doin?" ( 3 for 3)

    I lost my number, can I have yours? ( 2 for 2)

    if I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me? (Only worked once...but I had to say it to the same girl 5 times, she didnt get it)

    Do you have any Grey Poupon? (it worked...but, as I was in a candy store, the girl thought I was drunk)
     
    chris4x4, May 7, 2009
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  5. May 7, 2009 at 9:54 AM
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    Metallikatz3

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    Hey you.. sit on my dick.
     
    Metallikatz3, May 7, 2009
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  6. May 7, 2009 at 6:36 PM
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    DanGer

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    DanGer Avatar approved by 98tacomav6

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    Ay yo girl, you trying to get your brown eye buffed
     
    DanGer, May 7, 2009
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  7. May 7, 2009 at 6:40 PM
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    derekabraham

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    derekabraham Living vicariously through everybody

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    Hey girl, do you play soccer? Because I'd like to kick it with you.
     
    derekabraham, May 7, 2009
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  8. May 7, 2009 at 7:30 PM
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    Uhaul-n-azz

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    "Was your daddy a farmer?
    "Because I'm lovin' those melons!"
     
    Uhaul-n-azz, May 7, 2009
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  9. May 7, 2009 at 7:43 PM
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    garrettski

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    "hey baby come sit on my lap and well talk about the first thing that pops up"

    "Wanna pet my long neck?"
     
    garrettski, May 7, 2009
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  10. May 8, 2009 at 3:55 AM
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    FoxySandChick

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    5 pages and these were the only ones I liked :laugh:

    If some guy calls me Baby, Hey girl or ah yo girl....I'd walk away :rolleyes:.
     
    FoxySandChick, May 8, 2009
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  11. May 8, 2009 at 4:33 AM
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    higherlux

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    what if its part of the best pick up line in history??

    like ah yo girl ya wanna do it or not?
     
    higherlux, May 8, 2009
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  12. May 8, 2009 at 4:44 AM
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    FoxySandChick

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    Honestly if someone says anything close to 'ah' 'yo' 'ya' or calls me girl, much less all those things in the beginning of a conversation then I'm not even slightly interested in hearing the next thing that comes out of their mouth :thumbsup:
     
    FoxySandChick, May 8, 2009
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  13. May 8, 2009 at 5:31 AM
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    higherlux

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    what bout sexy lady???
     
    higherlux, May 8, 2009
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  14. May 8, 2009 at 5:48 AM
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    OU812

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    OU812 ban the term murdered out

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    How about, "Hi. I own a van down by the river. Can you help me lay some new carpet. It matches your eyes." But that probably only works on Jersey girls.
     
    OU812, May 8, 2009
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  15. May 8, 2009 at 5:58 AM
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    wes

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    Lets get a pizza and fuck-Oh! what's the matter you don't like pizza?

    Just watch for the slap in the face if she has no sense of humor LOL.
     
    wes, May 8, 2009
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  16. May 8, 2009 at 6:00 AM
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    "You must be from Ireland cause my tool is dublin!!
     
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  17. May 8, 2009 at 6:43 AM
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    Lane Cypert

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    How about a mouth hug?
     
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  18. May 8, 2009 at 9:18 AM
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    mar_ga_rita

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    I can't believe this thread is still going....
     
    mar_ga_rita, May 8, 2009
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  19. May 8, 2009 at 3:20 PM
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    martie

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    martie mjp2 is living vicariously through me.

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    It didn't work on me so... :p
     
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  20. May 8, 2009 at 3:33 PM
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    Krazie Sj

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    Krazie Sj Resident Jackass

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    It's not so much of a pick up line as a move. Get her to watch a movie with you. Half way through, ask if her shoulders hurt from sitting like that (However she's sitting). Ask if she wants a shoulder massage while you watch the movie. Give her the best fucking should massage you possibly can. Work lower and fumble doing a really shitty job, cursing under your breath. When she asks what's wrong, complain that her bra is in the way and interfering with the massage. If you did a good enough job, POW. Top and bra come off.

    This has worked 7 times for me. No failures. 3 of those times lead to full poon. Twice to oral and twice I was too young to really know what the fuck I was doing in the first place.

    PS - Helps if you're not an ugly bastard. Otherwise do your poon shopping here
     
    Krazie Sj, May 8, 2009
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