Chicks dig a clean rear-end

My ass end is clean and shiny. I think women appreciate a well kept tail.

Is yours this nice? Well...is it?

 

1) How is it so clean?

2) why is the rest still dirty?

 

I only focued on the area in the middle of my ass end. Should I have ventured outward some?

Now I feel insecure

 

I thought about putting a Smiley Face or Angry Face on mine. My truck is stock so you really can not see the rear end all that good.

 

Maybe try bleaching it. Looks a little black to me.

 

I recommend you shave it first.

 

Been on antibiotics for a week now to cure that rot problem

 

Looks to be dripping some white substance

 

I've found that if you uncover it and raise it up you can easily see all one really needs to see.

 

You get drunk and make one bad judgment call....and you're labeled for life

 

I see you like to play it safe with that spare rubber as well

 

Is this what you do on Thursday nights?

 

Well....it clearly says, "temporary use only". I'd be afraid too much friction would damage it.

 

What day do you clean your ass end? I actually buffed mine last night. Took me 24 hours to muster up the courage to post it.

Makes me feel vulnerable

 

Did you clean it because you noticed unusual leakage out your rear end? Doesn't always help if your rubbers are dirty.

 

Sometimes it would leak....but not too often. Mostly I noticed it was really crusty. Chicks don't like crusty ass ends.

That's what Google said, anway.

 

BTW....for those interested. This is the particular conditioner I used. It really left my ass end soft and supple. Oddly enough....you can only find it in automotive stores. Very strange. But who am I too unlock such worldly mysteries?