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Child Support Agency Forms

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Roland, Feb 5, 2009.

  1. Feb 5, 2009 at 12:44 PM
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    Roland

    Roland [OP] My other ride has sails

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    The following are all replies that Dallas women have written
    on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing
    fathers' name details.

    1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A
    was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of
    the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on
    the same night.

    2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child
    as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly
    from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men
    that I think were at the party if this helps.

    3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.
    She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I
    had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember
    that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to
    track down the father, can you send me his phone number?
    Thanks.

    4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter.
    He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in
    one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service
    stations in this area and see if he's had It replaced.

    5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter
    from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was im-
    maculate and that he is Christ risen again.

    6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs
    me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have
    cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between
    doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

    7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks
    look The same to me.

    8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up
    with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

    9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at
    Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

    10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that
    I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs
    earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched
    more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive,
    mine might have remained unfertilized.
     
  2. Feb 5, 2009 at 12:51 PM
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    Delmarva

    Delmarva Mayor of TW

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    Nada, Zip, Zilch, Nothing
    :rofl:

    sad... but funny....
     
  3. Feb 5, 2009 at 1:04 PM
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    98tacoma27

    98tacoma27 is gooder 'en chicken Moderator

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    Uh-oh.......:spy:

    If any one asks, you guys do not know me!!
     
  4. Feb 5, 2009 at 6:39 PM
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    JimBeam

    JimBeam BECAUSE INTERNETS!! Moderator

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    whats sad...is if you spend a day or 2 down at the local DSS office...you'll realize how frighteningly true these sound
     
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