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Fuuuuuuuuuuck that. I'd be wearing a bio suit or some shit. That reminds me of some chuck Norris movie where he is hiding in the brush and a bug of some sort crawls in his ear but he doesn't move bc the bad guys are near. ( of course we all know he fucked that bug up since his is CHUCK NORRIS)

 

Yikes... I've been pegged a few times riding.
Face, under the helmet, and flying into my sleeve and pinning me in the ribs under my arm.

Just wait until the next time we stop and ask another rider if they have a pair of tweezers and if they'd mind removing it... if not, I wait until I get home.

 

I am seeing 10-15 .45 cal. holes all around the interior


Chris would have hit the ejection seat and been floating down on a parachute!!!!

 

Gah!! F this thread, I'm moving to antarctica.

 

LOL This thread makes me randomly rub my arms and legs to check for bugs, LOL im doing this all to often now thanks to this thread. IBTL!!!!!

 

and finally

 

More nightmares for me , these feed on woodlouse and are under leaves in my yard. Spider is about 1" with Big nasty fangs. FFFF!! I live in Oregon, not Australia!!

 

Fucking BAN BAN BAN! I hate bees almost more then i hate the thought of razorblades to skin... AHHH that is the worst fucking thought EVER i seriously cringe at that thought.

 

Funniest thread I've read on TW. I feel your pain. That buzzing sound close by and subsequent wasp in the face is how I found out the a.b.s SUCKS, going from 50 on pavement to stop on roadside. I didn't know if I was going to die because of the wasp or not stopping....

 

i will never eat alaskan crab again

 

That was funny! I'm glad to hear you didn't kill your wife and yourself. I just about fell off the couch from laughing.

 

Insects will rule again!
Between ants and all these other badasses we ain't crap!

 

Insects will never rule, As long as we have Pesticides and Fire, Insects will be fucking Toasted or chemical warfare will rule!

 

He wikes you.

 

I was driving home last week from work, felt something on my neck, reached up to brush it off and WHAM! Pull hand away with a loud "ahhh WTF!" a bee hanging off my middle finger. Shook him off to see the stinger with venom sack pulsing still in my finger. Forgot about the 75mph I was doing in moderate traffic, pinched the stinger like a zit and flung it cuz the damn bee was buzzing my face. I started swerving all over swatting the bee and finally pulled over, to cars honking, jumped out took a breath and then drove a hour home with a swollen finger! So pissed!

Hate spiders, hate ants passionately, hate bees and fuck wasps!!!!!!!

 

This literally made me laugh out loud..

 

Wow, a whole thread full of girls!