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Chris4x4 read with caution

Discussion in 'General Automotive' started by hakabo, May 3, 2013.

  1. May 3, 2013 at 9:13 PM
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    ToyComa92

    ToyComa92 Write your love, Then your anger.

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    Its all fun and games until someone gets bit, Then its swell up like a ballon and cry like a school girl time!
     
  2. May 3, 2013 at 9:23 PM
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    bjmoose

    bjmoose Bullwinkle J. Moose

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    From UberHumour.com - one of those "facebook posts pretending to be a pic:"

    "There comes a time in every persons life when you are required to man the fuck up. A time when you need to stare the devil in the eyes and causally ask 'is that all you got?' as he drags you through the seven gates of Hell. A time to say 'fuck the heliocentric model of the solar system, the universe in fact revolves around my Andromeda sized titanium balls.' For me, that moment was today as I discovered there was a spider in my helmet at 90mph."
     
  3. May 4, 2013 at 6:55 AM
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    hakabo

    hakabo [OP] Well-Known Member

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    Nice... But I think I would have freaked. Regardless of how large my balls are in that case.

    And I just see the spider slowly crawl into your vision, then slowly disappear to the side and you are like FUCK!!!!
     
  4. May 4, 2013 at 12:43 PM
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    hakabo

    hakabo [OP] Well-Known Member

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    I think this thread died... Can it become a zombie thread???

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  5. May 4, 2013 at 1:35 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Late to the thread....But this kinda happened to me.

    Knowing my fear of spiders, During a Halloween BBQ, some friends put a shit load of black plastic spiders on top of my sun visor. Now......I don't use my sun visor often, so I don't use them often. Now.......after about 7 months pass, I happen to be driving west bound at about just before sun set. The sun is in my eyes, so I drop the sun visor down. "OMFG!!!!!!!"

    Spiders go every where.

    I loose control of my truck, trying to kill them.

    I slide thru 3 lanes, and thru 2 front yards,comming to rest in some dudes front yard.

    I jump out of my truck, still swinging, and punching trying to kill these fuckers.

    I realize they are plastic.

    After a few phone threats, I find out who was responsible.

    I then go home and get drunk.

    Next morning, I go to the house in question, and wire horn to right turn signal of friends vehicle.

    Then, I go to other friend, who was "along for the ride", and wire horn to brake lights.

    Last.....I go to friend #3, who knew, but didn't tell me, and swap plug wires 5 & 6.

    and go back home to drink.

    Friend #3 ended up selling his car, 'cause "It had a miss that I couldn't figure out....."

    Friends #1 & #2 called me the nexrt weekend and in conversation, began to tell me that they where getting flipped off by people for no reason......After about a month, they finally figured out what I did.
     
  6. May 4, 2013 at 2:53 PM
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    ColtsTRD

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    :rofl:
     
  7. May 4, 2013 at 3:02 PM
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  8. May 4, 2013 at 3:39 PM
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    Glad I don't live near Chris... He doesn't mess around.
     
  9. May 4, 2013 at 3:42 PM
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    steve o 77

    steve o 77 braaap

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    I've heard stories of Phoenix nearly burning to the ground because of him. Stay clear.
     
  10. May 4, 2013 at 3:45 PM
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    Dude seriously, Chris dont fuck around. Spiders be like, Yo you heard that crazy mofo Chris?! Spider be like, Dont even say his name fool!
     
  11. May 4, 2013 at 3:50 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    After I glued one to the wall, and burned my back yard down...this is pretty much accurate. Ive been spider free for about 7 years now....
     
  12. May 4, 2013 at 4:02 PM
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    Steve, that thing looks a lot more scary then this guy, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarantula_hawk

    My wife took this picture even tho she is allergic to bees! Last time she was stung we had to stick her with the epi pen! Not a fun day at the hospital, yet she goes hey, look at this pretty bug and takes the pic. I was like wtf babe, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!! lol A Tarantula hawk WASP... she started to freak out after. lol
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  13. May 4, 2013 at 4:04 PM
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    I could seriously lose my shit big time from a wasp, Like i have nightmares of being attacked by bees. I dont know what it is man but they fucking scare the living shit out me!
     
  14. May 4, 2013 at 4:13 PM
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    Seat covers, weather tech digi fit, bug deflector, plasti dip wheels, magnaflow muffler, and many more to come!.. as soon as i get money. Ill probably go broke typing this...
    To those who have never seen a Giant Japanese Hornet... you don't know what fear is.

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  15. May 4, 2013 at 6:53 PM
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    I made a stop on a swerving vehicle late one night on the 405 going through Los Angeles. Turned out the guy's boa constrictor had gotten out and was working it's way up under and into the dash. Have you ever tried to untangle a 5-foot boa from under a dash? It ain't goin' to happen. Guy had no idea what he was going to do. I told him to start the car and turn the AC on 'MAX' cold. I then tossed a plugged in heating pad wrapped in a blanket on the passenger floor. Took a little time (maybe 20-minutes) but we soon had a snake curled up on the floor of the car with no damage to either the boa or the car.

    Ray
     
  16. Jul 27, 2013 at 9:21 AM
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    FTB530

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    Dang all that over a little spider,squish that MO FO..sounds like the cop who panicked and ran a car into the wall because he couldn't figure out how to shove a tranny in neutral,NOW if it was a rattle snake i might be a little panicky my self,lol
     
  17. Jul 28, 2013 at 6:32 PM
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    12DblCab I don't know what to write here

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    I walked through a spider web last night and peeled all of the web off my hair and face and arms. About 20 min later, I felt something on my face. I turned on the interior light, and there was a lime green spider on my cheek. Somehow I managed to swat it off of me without it biting/killing me.
     

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