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Chuch Norris Wants to be President of Texas

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by surfsupl, Mar 12, 2009.

  1. Mar 12, 2009 at 8:04 PM
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    surfsupl

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    Chuch Norris Wants to be President of Texas

    >> Wednesday, March 11, 2009


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    Glenn Beck and Chuck Norris have lost their minds. Norris recently went on Beck's radio show and then posted some crazy article for World Net Daily about Texas seriously seceding from the United States. After Beck and Norris talked crazy about gun rights and taxes, Beck predicted that parts of this country would rise up against the government... and that it would originate in Texas. Norris enthusiastically agreed and then said in a tongue-in-cheek way, "I may run for president of Texas."

    What wasn't so tongue-in-cheek was Norris' followup in World Net Daily where he told Texans to prepare themselves for secession. Remember when Chuck Norris was a hilarious Internet meme badass and not a wingnut dipshit? Yeah, those days are long gone.
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  2. Mar 12, 2009 at 8:11 PM
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    I'll vote for him:D
     
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    Nobody would fuck with a country ran by Chuck Norris.
     
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