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Chuck Norris Vs. Jason Bourne

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by eordonez, Sep 1, 2008.

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Who would win??

  1. Chuck Norrirs

    61.4%
  2. Jason Bourne

    38.6%
  1. Sep 2, 2008 at 10:24 AM
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    busy with the Total Gym and the Honda Ridgeline commercials....:rolleyes::eek:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mg8EMmOWQI
     
  2. Sep 2, 2008 at 11:06 AM
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  3. Sep 2, 2008 at 11:51 AM
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    natrlyst

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    chuck norris licks jason bourne's underwear smears
     
  4. Sep 2, 2008 at 12:31 PM
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    You're going to hell for that comment. Pure blasphemy!

    :p

    We all know Chuck's tears cure cancer... He just never cries.
     
  5. Sep 2, 2008 at 12:32 PM
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    Do you know he round kicked himself for doing that commercial?? :D

    Edit: also as a fact, this is why there's only one person that survived a Chuck Norris Round kick, Chuck Norris himself
     
  6. Sep 2, 2008 at 12:41 PM
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    Norris FTW!
     
  7. Sep 2, 2008 at 3:44 PM
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    Chuck Norris for many reasons! Here are a few reasons!

    Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to see who had the most testicles and Chuck Norris won by 5.

    Chuck Norris went to the Virgian Islands and when he left it was just called the islands.
     
  8. Sep 3, 2008 at 1:12 PM
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    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    chuck is real, jason bourne is fake. plus i'm afraid of chuck and would never say anything against him....
     
  9. Sep 3, 2008 at 3:15 PM
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    chuck aint scary, the only thing you should be afraid of is losing yer tooth
     
  10. Sep 3, 2008 at 3:17 PM
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    Chuck Norris only masterbaits to pictures of himself.
     
  11. Sep 3, 2008 at 4:02 PM
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    I thought you mean Friday the 13th Jason...in which case Jason. Jason Bourne? I'm thinkin' Chuck. I prefer to pretend that the Total Gym stuff doesn't really exist...
     
  12. Sep 3, 2008 at 4:14 PM
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    that would be jason vorhees!!! and chuck would still kick his ass.....so hard he would kick vorhees ass in fact, that it would send him all the way back to thursday the 12th!!!
     
  13. Sep 3, 2008 at 4:21 PM
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    haven't heard from you for a while. what have you been up to? hippying up all over canada i guess?
     
  14. Sep 3, 2008 at 4:38 PM
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    Actually, I don't even know who Chuck Norrirs is. :p
     
  15. Sep 3, 2008 at 4:44 PM
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    You're going to hell for that.





    :D :p
     
  16. Sep 3, 2008 at 5:43 PM
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    Yeah, but Jason Vorhees (thanks!--couldn't remember the last name) always comes back....
     
  17. Sep 3, 2008 at 5:47 PM
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    after a chuck norris roundhouse.....he wont be coming back anymore!!!!!:D
     
  18. Sep 3, 2008 at 7:58 PM
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    LMFAO actually yes, thats exactly what I have been doing without exaggeration. How about yourself? Trolling for hotties at the NASCAR? (I really wanted to say cousins but don't want to be too mean...)
     
  19. Sep 4, 2008 at 12:09 AM
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    Norris wouldn't even remember his own name when Bourne was finished with him.
     
  20. Sep 4, 2008 at 9:31 AM
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    Bourne probably just kicked your ass and made sure you forgot that Chuck is really the best.



    :D :p
     

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