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Chuck Norris Vs. Jason Bourne

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by eordonez, Sep 1, 2008.

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Who would win??

  1. Chuck Norrirs

    61.4%
  2. Jason Bourne

    38.6%
  1. Feb 19, 2009 at 8:31 PM
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    scutch10

    scutch10 Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Norris, Definitely!!!

    If you've ever met a woman with crooked teeth, than you've met a woman that has gone down on Chuck Norris!
     
  2. Feb 20, 2009 at 7:00 AM
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    NicksRig

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    Chuck Norris all the way. His tears can cure aids and cancer....Too bad Chuck Norris does not cry!
     
  3. Feb 20, 2009 at 8:22 AM
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    spaghettiedy

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    Def CN. BUT, what about Chuck Norris vs. Jack Baurer (24)
     
  4. Feb 20, 2009 at 9:55 AM
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    TacticalBacon13

    TacticalBacon13 Sorry for party rockin'

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    chuck norris because hes standing behind me as we speak...
     
  5. Feb 20, 2009 at 11:08 AM
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    THXEY

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    chuck norris is what willis was talking about
     
  6. Feb 20, 2009 at 11:09 AM
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    THXEY

    THXEY Panda Jerk

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    Chuck Norris clips his toenails with a chain saw. But he holds it backwards
     
  7. Feb 20, 2009 at 11:10 AM
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    THXEY

    THXEY Panda Jerk

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    haha
    Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack
     
  8. Feb 20, 2009 at 11:11 AM
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    THXEY

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    chuck norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
     
  9. Feb 20, 2009 at 11:13 AM
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    THXEY

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    A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
     
  10. Feb 20, 2009 at 11:13 AM
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    chuck norris ate a penguin one time
     
  11. Feb 20, 2009 at 11:44 AM
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    scutch10

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    Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag women, he potato sacks them!
     
  12. Feb 20, 2009 at 12:15 PM
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    Just like every one else says, it can only be ether Walker Texas Ranger vs Jason Bourne or Chuck Norris vs Matt Damon. The first match is closer, But Walker Tex Ranger would come out on top. And as for the second match up, Do you have to ask? Did you see Matt Damon in Team America?
    Chuck Norris would use Matt's body as a luffa sponge.
     
  13. Feb 21, 2009 at 7:27 AM
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    Delmarva

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    Nada, Zip, Zilch, Nothing
    Anybody who didn't vote for Chuck Norris will in due time experience either a beard punch or a roundhouse kick to the face.
     
  14. Feb 21, 2009 at 7:55 AM
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    Ghost96Romeo

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    Where's the vote for Chris4x4?
     
  15. Feb 21, 2009 at 9:41 AM
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    piercedtiger

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    Don't you mean the option to vote for his wife? :rofl:
     
  16. Feb 21, 2009 at 9:42 AM
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    brianr

    brianr go shit in your hat

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  17. Nov 14, 2010 at 11:06 AM
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    paintdiddy

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    chuck norris dead would still win
     
  18. Nov 14, 2010 at 12:03 PM
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    ImthePrez

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    you guys are living in the past....bourne would win.
     
  19. Nov 14, 2010 at 12:04 PM
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    I thought Chuck Norris was Jason Bourne's father...
     
  20. Nov 14, 2010 at 12:26 PM
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    paintdiddy

    paintdiddy Machine gun shits

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    nj and not from "the jersey shore"
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    nothing wrong with living in the past....we are old:D
     

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