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Chuck Norris

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Namyo, Nov 9, 2010.

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  1. Nov 9, 2010 at 2:58 PM
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    I so wanna watch Delta Force now...
     
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  2. Nov 9, 2010 at 3:00 PM
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    chuck norris does not wear a condom, because there is no such thing as protection from chuck norris.

    Chuck norris will never have a heart attack, his heart isnt foolish enough to attack him.

    Chuck norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. at night
     
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  3. Nov 9, 2010 at 3:02 PM
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    Chuck norris can win connect four in three moves.

    chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding.

    The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris
     
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  4. Nov 9, 2010 at 3:08 PM
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    Chuck Norris



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  5. Nov 9, 2010 at 4:36 PM
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    Van Dam: "God sent me to Earth to show everyone how to kick ass."
    Chuck Norris: "I don't send nobody!"


    Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in back of the head.


    Chuck Norris is like a diamond: The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
     
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  6. Nov 9, 2010 at 4:58 PM
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    Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
     
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  7. Nov 9, 2010 at 5:02 PM
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    Chuck Norris can predict everyone's future. His prediction: Pain.
     
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  8. Nov 9, 2010 at 5:07 PM
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    Chuck Norris is the only man on earth that can slam a revolving door.
     
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  9. Nov 9, 2010 at 5:07 PM
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    Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built.
     
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  10. Nov 9, 2010 at 5:08 PM
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    Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a gun under his pillow. Guns sleep with Chuck Norris under their pillow.
     
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  11. Nov 9, 2010 at 5:17 PM
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    superman wears chuck norris pajamas.
     
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  12. Nov 9, 2010 at 5:19 PM
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    This shit never gets old. Ha, I love it. I met him when I was about 15 years old at the Junior Olympics. He gave a demo and then was one of the judges in our Tae Kwon Do competition. He was very cool.
     
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  13. Nov 9, 2010 at 5:30 PM
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    chuck norris is suing myspace for stealing the name which calls "everything around you."

    chuck norris can speak braille

    chuck norris made an armless man tap out

    pictures of chuck norris are considered currencies in most countries

    fire catches on chuck norris and has to stop drop and roll.
     
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  14. Nov 9, 2010 at 6:05 PM
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    When Chuck Norris drinks beer, he prefers the tears of the Dos Equis man. And Chuck Norris is always thirsty.


    Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hands in fear.


    When Chuck Norris does push ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He's pushing the earth down.
     
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  15. Nov 9, 2010 at 6:21 PM
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    chuck norris once made love to a dolphin .. 9 months later michael phelps was born
     
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  16. Nov 9, 2010 at 10:25 PM
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    If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, it's already be too late.


    Crop circles are just Chuck Norris' way of saying that sometimes corn just needs to lie the f*** down.

    The Virgin Mary once saw Chuck Norris' image in her grilled cheese sandwich.
     
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  17. Nov 9, 2010 at 10:31 PM
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    Chuck Norris scares shit shitless

    Chuck Norris can judge a book by it's cover.

    The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction, then it rolled up into a ball.
     
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  18. Nov 9, 2010 at 11:08 PM
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    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
     
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    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse...now they're called giraffes
     
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  20. Nov 10, 2010 at 4:12 AM
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    :laughing: not gonna quote em all but this is crackin me up!
     
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