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Chuck Norris

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Namyo, Nov 9, 2010.

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  1. Nov 14, 2010 at 4:34 AM
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    Chuck Norris is 70 years old now.:D
    Born- March 10, 1940
    Ryan, Oklahoma
     
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  2. Nov 14, 2010 at 6:09 PM
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  3. Nov 14, 2010 at 6:10 PM
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    If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
     
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  4. Nov 14, 2010 at 6:20 PM
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    Lance Armstrong and Chuck Norris had a testicle contest..................Chuck Norris won by 3
     
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  5. Nov 14, 2010 at 6:36 PM
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    Subbed
     
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  6. Nov 14, 2010 at 7:04 PM
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    One day Chuck Norris, Vin Disel, and Arnold all die and go to heaven. Well they all get this bright idea that they are going to convince God that they should be God and take his chair from him and then they themselves can rule heaven. So Vin goes up to Him first, and says " I think I should be God because I can drive fast cars and star in some really good movies." God laughs. Next Arnold goes up to him and says " I think I should be God because I am nice to all of the people in California and I am keeping people from smoking" and God again laughs. Finally Chuck Norris goes up to God and says "Hey buddy I think your in my chair".......
     
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  7. Nov 15, 2010 at 5:12 AM
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    I hope this thread never dies
     
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  8. Nov 15, 2010 at 8:18 AM
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    Special_K o_o

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  9. Nov 15, 2010 at 8:22 AM
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    Chuck norris doesnt lift weights, he scares them away and pull them back
     
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  10. Nov 15, 2010 at 8:29 AM
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    There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
     
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  11. Nov 15, 2010 at 8:39 AM
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    thats actually a good one! haha
     
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  12. Nov 15, 2010 at 10:29 AM
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  13. Nov 15, 2010 at 9:15 PM
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    Hipster Nothing beats a Butter Shave..

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    Chuck Norris isn't 70 years old, he has simply let mankind live for 70 years.

    He wasn't born in 1940 AD, he was born on 1 CN
     
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  14. Nov 16, 2010 at 9:45 PM
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    Chuck Norris ends every relationship with "It's not me, it's you".
     
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  15. Nov 16, 2010 at 10:46 PM
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    Chuck Norris Killed Billy Mayes because he was jealous of his beard.
     
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  16. Nov 16, 2010 at 11:11 PM
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    Chuck Norris can impregnate a woman through anal sex..........
     
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  17. Nov 17, 2010 at 4:18 AM
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  18. Nov 17, 2010 at 12:02 PM
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    BeerHat Got Beer?

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    -Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
    -Only thing faster than a Chuck Norris fist is a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
    -Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick was the Big Bang.
     
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    Chuck Norris.


    Nuff said
     
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    Chuck Norris can sign autographs for lucky fans. With invisible ink
     
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