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Chuck Norris

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Namyo, Nov 9, 2010.

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  1. Dec 1, 2010 at 11:58 AM
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    Pics what....
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  2. Dec 3, 2010 at 7:34 AM
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    Do you know why the sky is blue?
    Because Chuck Norris was born in Carolina.
     
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  3. Dec 3, 2010 at 7:43 AM
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    Chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky
     
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  4. Dec 3, 2010 at 7:59 AM
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  5. Dec 3, 2010 at 8:05 AM
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    chuck norris can gargle peanut buter...
     
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  6. Dec 3, 2010 at 8:11 AM
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    Chuck Norris can keep a bad show with terrible acting on the air for 8 years.
     
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  7. Dec 3, 2010 at 8:22 AM
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    Yup. They're called Tarheels in remembrance of how Chuck stomped mudholes in their faces...

    chuck.jpg
     
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    Chuck Norris. He's what happened to Tupac and Biggie. Mystery solved.

     
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    numbah57 GIVE THE MALL A BREAK...WHEEL THAT SHIT

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    When chuck Norris cums in a girls mouth she doesn't swallow she chews.
     
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  13. Jan 13, 2011 at 9:12 PM
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  14. Jan 14, 2011 at 4:19 AM
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    did you hear about when check norris went to prison. the gaurds hired gaurds to protect them from chuck norris.
     
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  16. Jan 19, 2011 at 6:23 PM
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  17. Jan 19, 2011 at 9:40 PM
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    Stephen Spielberg considered casting Chuck Norris for "Jaws" but decided not to because it would just be a 2 hour documentary on sushi.

    Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a gun under his pillow, he sleeps with his pillow under his gun.
     
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  19. Jun 14, 2011 at 11:21 PM
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    Chuck Norris uses 8' by 10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
     
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  20. Jun 14, 2011 at 11:27 PM
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    same shit as everyone else
    Chuck Norris tried to round house kick a tree may 18th 1980 but missed and hit the ground.
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