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Chuck Norris

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  1. Jun 22, 2011 at 11:56 AM
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    ERA laundry detergent is Chuck Norris approved: "It gives a roundhouse kick to dirt, but is easy on your wallet."
     
  2. Jun 27, 2011 at 10:56 AM
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  3. Jun 27, 2011 at 11:02 AM
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    Nice revival douche. :D
     
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  6. Dec 22, 2011 at 7:22 AM
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    Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he wins fair and square.

    Some can piss their name in snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.

    Leading hand sanitizers claim they kill 99.9% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the fuck he wants.

    Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter."

    In his will, Chuck Norris has specified that when he dies, he will bury himself.

    They are making a sequel to the movie "300" starring Chuck Norris. It is called "1".

    A cobra once bit Chuck Norris on the leg. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

    Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

    Chuck Norris once appeared as a guest celebrity on Wheel of Fortune. Chuck Norris had the first spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.

    Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

    Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

    Chuck Norris can drown fish.

    Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse....horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
     
  7. Dec 22, 2011 at 7:26 AM
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    WTF????

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Feb 23, 2012 at 7:47 PM
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    might be a repost...
     
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  11. Feb 23, 2012 at 7:54 PM
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    What took him so long? :confused:
     
  12. Mar 13, 2012 at 9:21 PM
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    Chuck Norris even made Journey "STOP BELIEVING"
     
  13. Mar 13, 2012 at 9:28 PM
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    When a zombie bites chuck Norris the zombie turns to chuck norris
     
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    If your into chuck Norris then you must be into Ron Paul, cause that's who's he indorsing. Ron Paul baby!!!
     
  15. Mar 14, 2012 at 3:17 AM
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    Chuck norris aint shit compared to Ron Paul and Anderson Silva.
     
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