Cilantro or CilantNO

Could always report it and get banned for wasting a moderators time

 

That's playing with fire. I have no desire to be banned. Like, ever.

 

So like would I have to start a different thread about asparagus?

 

Obviously. This is the post about hating craplantro.

I would come to your asparagus thread and tell you how much I like asparagus.

 

I think you need to work on your pronunciation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oN7X9z6Cc4

 

Nah. I was trying to keep it PG, while still having the word start with the letter "C".

 

I usually smoke asparagus while eating my pineapple, chicken, and jalapeño pizza.

 

That all sounds good to me! Just don't let @tinker_troy hear you talking about weird food. He ran away screaming from TWLive because we were discussing mustard.

 

mustard isn't weird
just revolting

and Jalepenos are fukin great

 

ASSperagus?

 

At one time many years ago we had a rep system and we could neg rep shitposters

 

What is: a vegetable that smells like ass, but comes out of your dick?

 

I always put butter on an ass before indulging.

 

Add a little salt, pepper, garlic, parmesan cheese and it's perfect!

 

looks ok but missing a key ingredient kinda like plain cornflakes.

 

never understood the excitement about assperagus
"oh, I'm making asparagus!"
who gives a fuk! slather anything with enough butter it'll be good
it don't taste bad but it's not worth the after effects IMO

 

I won’t eat grapes, they’re like toes.

 

Uh.....I have no words.