Colonges

Don't use cologne nor do I like the smell of perfume on women. I know guys I used to work with that drank beer all night and splashed that crap on like crazy the next morning trying to cover it up.

 

^^ Maybe perfume on men

 

I used to occasionally rock Preferred Stock when I was 14 or so
I don't think I've worn anything since (am 30)
Old Spice Aftershave is about the closest I get to cologne

 

Most men (and women) wear too much of it. For that reason I do not like it.

If I'm not in your personal space...and I smell it...you are wearing too much.

It can be offensive to many people, as smoke from cigarettes.

 

+10,000

Been in many offices where I could "taste" some of the women from across the room.
A fragrance is not a proper substitute for bathing.

People like that are the reason that many workplaces are going "fragrance free"

 

"that's a lovely perfume my dear, must you bathe in it"

I have always considered trying a "flavor" but I never know where to start, you obviously can't go and try a bunch cause then you smell like the whole department.

 

I use Nivea Voyage. It's not super strong but it lasts for quite a while.

 

I only have one cologne and it's Bleu de Chanel. Not too powerful, but it's long lasting.

 

Dooooood I was looking at your pics...what happened to you???!

 

He was broken.
Had to get fixed.

 

Here you go.

http://youtu.be/7TzIT8amJOc

 

60% of the time, it works every time

 

wouldn't every time = 100%

 

Line from "Anchorman"

 

Every time of the 60%.

 

Try to keep up, Larry.

Oh, and by the way, in general, perfume for men is pathetic. It is the smell of desperation.

 

Truefitt & Hill for the win! 1805. Anybody?... Bueller?

 

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

 

No, but what smell's like Bigfoot's ... ?!?!?!