Colorado B.S. Thread

Was it the excessive use of profanity that gave me away?

Yeah, uhm, pass. I appreciate the gesture but I've been there, done that, got the t-shirt. Too much effort and contrary to popular belief the fame and glory isn't quite what one might expect.

 

Yeah, a few months ago but never fear mid-terms are just around the corner!

 

Sweet! You find Somebody to go with?

 

it was planned on another forum most of them backed out but I'm going with two others. that is If I manage to get sleep, get up get some stuff ready and packed on time lol

 

Political joke. And not a very good one apparently.

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

I got it immediately

 

Thanks fellas. Even though I know you were just trying to make me feel better I feel... better. I think I'll try to get some sleep now. Thanks!

 

Its friday night, Why arent YOU drunk?

 

Because I'm nearly 300lbs and come from a loooong line of alcoholics who grew up in Nebraska where there was nothing better to do.

I may not be drunk but I am tired for once. I didn't sleep last night so that might have something to do with it. I should be able to get some decent sleep tonight once I turn this thing off and close my eyes.

 

Ost... Even if you hate me, I respect you! And when and if i do get to meet you and we wheel, Im gonna blow your fucking mind at how chill and fun i am. Im the guy that will buy the whole bar a round, just to hear the cheer!

 

Because I didn't drink enough. Tiny buzz started & that was it.

 

Okay okay, Heres my advice. Drink harder liquor. Have you meet my friend 151? Or my asshole ex wife Everclear?

 

I gave those bitches up years ago. My vodka is just fine. .. it's a quantity thing tonight LOLOL

 

Your vodka is WEAK! You need to add some vodka to your vodka. Ever played any shot for spot movies? Like watch a whole movie and everytime they say a certain thing everyone takes a shot? LOL Me and my buddies did that with the movie Django Unchained, Everyone had to take a shot of this new moonshine from midnight moon every time the movie said...wait for it, N-word!

 

it was so funny she fell and broke her legs? Damn right.

 

Is that movie even out yet?

 

Yepp Lets just say i did not make it though the entire movie, Not even half of it haha