Colorado B.S. Thread

Some of you Colorado folk know where Rye, Colo is (where I grew up) small town up in the mountains south of Pueblo. Not much comes out of there, well one of their graduates was drafted by the Phillies on Friday. I knew him and his brother when they were just little kids, their dad was my basketball coach. Pretty cool seeing as how small of a town Rye is. Just 55 kids in my graduating class.

http://www.chieftain.com/sports/1470504-120/keys-phillies-college-friday

 

I went to high school down south near Trinidad and knew some kids from Rye. Pretty good folks.

 

i know someone who can do it

 

Pulled a female driver over on the way home, 60/75 mph zone, left lane driver for 3+ miles. I light her up, she pulls to the left, where there is no shoulder so her vehicle is half way in the left lane on a two lane portion of 25 (NoCo peeps will know how bad the Hwy 56/Berthoud area of 25 is, this is where she was). She then proceeded to attempt to cross 25 to the right shoulder, which she did, but blocked traffic for a minute.

She had no clue I was behind her for 3 miles, no clue she was going 60 in a 75, and was like OH WUT? when I told her she can't drive in the passing lane if the speed limit is above 65 mph.

Watch your 6 dudes (and 2 chics), because retards, they are among us.

 

Did you cite her? Wow! I didn't know anyone ever even got pulled over for that.

I would fully support you making that your mission as a leo.
Have you asked your coworkers if they've ever lit up or cited anyone for the same thing?

 

Lol I was going home, ain't nobody got time to write a ticket at the end of shift! So I scratched out a written warning.

Oh I know other cops have, pretty sure the traffic unit guys have a number of times.

When I run 25 between Dacono and Hwy 66, I look for people camping in the far left lane...I'll pull em over, just to see what's up. If they are clear, written warning, if not...

 

Ohh really? Would they be able to lend a hand or give some advice?

 

Dang women and their driving.

I had a fun day of shooting. I shot this target starting from 10 (yards? Meters?) with it rushing at me. I started facing backwards and drew my gun off the table, safety off and shot. 10 rounds, one misfeed, managed to get 7 on and one dead center! I'm not sure what happened with my randomly bad two shots lol

 

.22?

 

Some things are best done at the dealership and can save you a bit of scratch if you happen to KNOW someone.

 

Pretty cool Mike. Props to Rye as well.

I want to put a battering ram on the front of the truck angled to the right so I can roll through people like this and push them into the right lane. Would I get into trouble for this?

Was this just something you did at the range or part of class? We did this in a class a Blue Core I took. But we will told to empty the clip. 16rds in 2 groupings. Definitely fun except for the expense of the ammo.

 

It was just something I did at the range. I emptied my magazine, rapid fire. It only holds ten. It's fun to switch it up rather than just aiming and shooting every time.

 

Yes you would lol!

And what class did you learn clip in?

 

I was going to point that out too but didn't want to start any fighting

 

Gramps has no soul left to fight with....

 

Yes actually I have recently purchased some 16rd clips from Springfield. This gets me around the new gun laws which only state I cannot purchase magazines with excess rounds. It's a bitch putting that clip in though.

I am only a partial ginger so I still have some soul.

 

Not enough soul to make the jazz quartet

 

Yeah it was my .22 lol I usually rent a Sig 9mm but not today.

 

Any suggestions, probably nothing bad but am curious

 

How long since you last started it before today?