Colorado B.S. Thread

When we dissected horse testicles we kept accidentally shooting sperm at each other.

Good enough perspective?

 

I call bull

 

So as many of you know, in sports guys whip out their dicks and nuts because its funny. Well I had enough of this one guy who pulled his sack out every day during stretches. We were sitting there doing butterflies, and he pops it out. "Andrew look over here", and I looked. He had both nuts hanging out. I picked up a rock and threw it at him (Small rock like 3/4 of an inch across). Well the hand of god must have guided that rock because it hit the left nut pretty much perfectly. He sat out for like 3 minutes after that

 

i figure a couple of you guys can benefit from this site! very comfortable and well made product. use the code "MYRIGHTS" and it will save you 10% and free shipping!!

http://www.keyholeholsters.com/

 

Good enough for me

 

OR...

You could shop/buy from www.ColoradoHolster.com and support not only a local business who makes bad ass holsters but also a TacomaWorld member with a bad ass lifted 2nd gen Tacoma. I bet if you PM'd snichols28 he'd give you a wicked sweet TW.com discount too.

 

i didnt want a full kydex style holster though, i wanted the leather back hybrid style so its comfortable on the body. I was very interested in the Gcode incog holster by tacticalholsters.com but it would still be uncomfortable against the body and was designed to carry in the appendix position and i wanted to carry more in the 3 to 4 oclock position.

Both seem like great holsters though buddy, thanks for the extra link!!

 

Maybe I should come to a meetup with my taco lowered to see how many brains would explode.

 

I've got one I would have sold you cheap. I know kydex 'seems' less comfortable but they're more rigid which means they're sold and stay where you put them. I've got C-TAC from Comp-TAC as well as custom and after years of concealed carrying I won't use anything other than full kydex now. Everyone is different but I fought the idea of kydex forever. Then, someone at a local gun shop suggested I try a Desantis Scorpion which was this giant kydex goofy looking thing that had you told me to pick the least comfortable holster on the wall based on looks I likely would have selected. I popped a gun into it, strapped it onto my hip and was amazed at how comfortable it was. In fact, the longer I wore it the more comfortable it became because I wasn't constantly fidgeting with it and trying to get it to where I wanted it. I also wear an undershirt so for me kydex is just fine.

 

id be interested to try a bunch of different styles OST, next time im up north ill give you a shout and see if you cant bring some different styles for me to try out? I have a full kydex style and the hybrid, the full kydex style i have only has a bottom clip/hook that allows it to rotate on the belt more than i wanted, thats the only reason i went with the hybrid leather backed holster, it clips around the belt and doesnt move at all.

do you have a gcode incog for sale? id love to test one out

 

I'm not a holster dealer or anything like that, just a guy with far too many holsters.

I don't have an incog but you're paying for the name. Steve's kydex holsters are every bit as good for much less money and his lead times are measured in days instead of weeks and in most cases months like the bigger names.

Those metal clip belt loops are garbage and if you had solid belt loops it would make a WORLD of difference. Better yet, go OWB and use this style belt loops and you'll never go back:

 

ill try it out for sure man!!

 

Cleaned out the garage today. Gonna head out soon to pick up my ATV's.

 

I hear they need to be broken in real good. Need any help?

 

The breaking in phase is the boring part haha we went by the book with ours. Recommended you not go over a certain speed for X miles type thing haha But I'm in too.

 

Break-in period is for pussies.

 

And results in motors with weak compression according to mechanics I know and trust

 

I was mostly kidding with that statement but there is a kernel of truth to it I suppose. I go varied RPM/Load for the first 100 miles on smaller engines (like a motorcycle or ATV) and maybe 500 miles on a larger engine like a car or truck and then I change the oil and drive the thing changing the oil again at the same mileage as the first oil change and then it's business as usual. if you don't take advantage of the break-in period your rings won't seat properly and you will have issues later. I've built plenty of engines in my time and bought plenty of brand new vehicles and I've never had an issue. They run better and faster and never a bit of oil use.

 

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