Colorado B.S. Thread

Lololo.... Fiat...

 

If you can't do a two inch water crossing, then.....how do you expect to run a trail? Just curious...





















And trolling....

 

Reading abuot tax is a foregin language to anyone. I'm a majority of my way through a 5 year accounting degree. PM me and I might be able to help. Although Bob would probably be a better option

 

Dafuq? You re-telling joke that I told A. A. Ron now?

 

Take her on spring creek with you guys. There are no water crossing so I am sure the Nissan leaf can make it!

 

Finally got a Tag model I've always wanted... sort of:



New Motorola 360 smartwatch with a custom skin for a Tag Heuer Grand Carrera Calibre RS2. The dial @ 9 o'clock is the month, the number @ 6 0'clock is the day and the dial @ 3 o'clock is the battery percentage remaining. Not too shabby for a digital skin. Posted it to facebook and lots of my buddies thought I bought the real thing until I pointed out the bezel, band & lack of buttons. That and it cost a but-ton less and go a LOT more.

Here's a few screen shots of the other skins that I have. I can change them on the fly in a matter of seconds too.





(one of the yellow Breightling faces is actually orange on the watch)

 

If you're going to be out & about running errands and not at a specific function, meeting, party, etc. I'd recommend using the face of something less expensive like the Android or Citizen faces. The high end ones such as the Rolex, Cartier, Heuer, IWC will attract unwanted attention.

On the other hand if you have a CHP, nevermind.

 

I'll be alright.

That and I have genuine Tag's that I've wore for years. I think I may have a look of someone not to be fucked with in general so it's never really been something that I concern myself with. If someone is willing to see their maker over a wrist watch I'll be more than happy to arrange the meeting.

 

No Nintendo. I was just posting funny pics so people would forget about wheeling a fiat...

I'd like to see someone attempt to take his watch. It could end up being a bad day for said person.

But I get what your saying for sure.

 

I would love to see someone try and take something from Mr Sak. I remember trying to get a paper napkin from him once... never again

 

Who would have thought he was that quick with a spoon.

 

I'm an independent sales contractor.

You should pay estimated taxes quarterly to both the state and fed. You can do both online.

The amount of tac is dependent upon how much you make, eg tax brackets. Search for 1040 estimated tax form and there will be a section on how to figure out what percentage to pay.

Also don't forget about your deductions. Anything business related can be written off. Make sure to keep and accurate travel log (driving) as well. I believe you get $0.54 per mile driven.

If you're willing to drive up to Gunbarrel, Donna Lyle at Delta Effects is the best.

 

No Nintendo? I find it strangely coincidental that I told A. A. Ron that joke the morning you went to the range with him and then you come back and post up a picture of it. Maybe it was subliminally planted!

I spared you your life because I had another napkin.

Really? You can't just look at me and automatically tell I'm well versed in the ways of the spoon?

Hey, was that a fat joke?!?

 

That's funny because he didn't tell me that joke. I was just trolling the Internet for funny photos and it popped up.

Fat joke? Nope if it were a fat joke there would have been pudding involved.

 

All I have to do is show him some undie run pics and he'd give me anything I want.


He's weary of you because you look at holes in his crotch haha

 

I was referring to my statement. n00b.

That may work on your younger bucks but I've been around the block and I'm not easily distracted with boobs. Boobs? Did someone say boobs?!? BRB, time to go look at pr0n!