Colorado B.S. Thread

Full body detector or just a hand wand. I just stick um in my shoe.

 

I didn't drive either so I couldn't go stash it in the truck real quick. I'm just glad it happened at a beer fest and not the airport since I fly a couple times a month for work.

 

Both. Fully body beeped when I walked through, that's when I remembered it was there. Then the wand beeped on my belt buckle and I thought I was home free but then they continued to wand me and found it.

 

Hahah i wounder if you had it in your shoe and they just checked and got the buckel and nothing else if you could have got away with it.

 

If I would have remembered ahead of time I would've just put it in my pants behind the belt buckle and I'm sure I could've gotten it through.

 

Only two things can be happening here

1. She's giving you the "threesome?" eyes.

Or

2. She's looking at the younger less grizzled dude behind you.

 

why can't there be a third choice?

 

3. You are overthinking every little thing because you are experiancing withdrawls and are turning into an older spicey taco because of that.

 

Should have stuck with the first two options but nooooo

 

¿Por que no los dos?

 

Never.

Gfy

 

Why can't you be grateful for either of those?

 

Damnit guys why can you not see that those were, "please SAVE me eyes!"

 

@BDN here take this. Probably meant for younger folks but it might help.

 

Any beer lover who can't appreciate all type of beers in someway can gfy.

 

Stop stealing your wives leggings and sweaters.

 

What are you talking about? She steals mine.