Colorado B.S. Thread

Did you read the description....

First time starts with:Shoots a larger load ............

 

Killing me smalls! I don't know if you are yanking my chain just to get me hyped up or being serious

 

salty too

 

LOL....Sweet Baby Jesus!

 

Umm well then..
saw in a truck stop. Just think the mental image of a semi driving down the road with driver shooting that at a fly

 

Oh Oh...I see Boss leaving....I guess I can sneak out too

 

Gotta bounce- peace out girl scouts!

 

I don't know man. Here, I tried Google, this is what they have to say..
http://www.theledlight.com/lumens.html
http://www.lumens.com/how-tos-and-advice/what-are-lumens.html

Honestly, after reading that, I wasn't that far off.

 

One Pump, and it's over.

 

i think they meant to say one hump and its over??? look at those flys going at it, "im not going to die a virgin!!"

 

Is that how Zika virus started?

 

I don't care what you peeps stay about turd gen....but this mother f*** is looking killer!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Toyota-Taco...b64cd169:g:UugAAOSwx2dYDkIO&item=282231361897

 

Now I am out (dropping the mic)!

 

As @teamhypoxia would say: that looks like hammered dog shit.

 

Wouldn't the flare need to be trimmed as well? Otherwise wouldn't it kind of defeat he purpose of having the fender trimmed?

 

What's the wheelbase on that thing? Good lord.

 

Pick that Fucker up and put it away properly. You don't deserve to drop the mic posting that gaudy turd gen!

 

Man, you should of told him they light up candles beside headlights until they are equal and provided a link to buy 3,500 candles