Colorado B.S. Thread

As you get older, you will start to gain what is called wisdom. This is typically gained through what is called, experience.

Experience it now so that you will have the wisdom later to know that they are dumb.

 

Come on John, we can take a Pic like this

 

Well I’m in my 40s and my experience has taught me that with every year on the clock, my chances of getting fatter and buying a Tacoma go up exponentially.

...and I already bought the Tacoma.

 

If you ordered Bronze beadlocks from Stevinson - They should be receiving 12 or so pairs tomorrow. I finally caved in and called....

 

Im glad you got your truck before you fall off one of those stupid walls and cant drive anymore.

 

We could skip the first 11.9 mile and just go straight to the finish line for our glamour shot..... Or just go camping, build a fire and take a picture then.

 

Hahaha....touché, sir!

 

And risk getting eaten by a mountain lion?!

Or even worse.....

.....one of those dreaded homeless greenpeace hippies?!

No thanks, I’ll take my chances with the wall.

 

Thanks now I don't need to be that guy.

 

Well youre allowed to carry firearms when youre camping.....

 

And you’re allowed to skip the wall if you can’t do it.

 

HA! Its more a matter of feeling dumb as opposed to ability. I seriously couldnt get Blazing saddles out of my head.

 

Yep. Thats what I felt like to a T!

Whoever heard of a toll booth in the middle of the desert?!?!

 

Butt than it gets crowded so I can do this

 

The same way I couldn’t get the image of the Invasion of the Body Snatchers-style Boulder Hippie stare our in the wilderness asking people:

“Don’t you want to get plastic out of mother Earth’s oceans?”

 

How much are the treatments and who do you have do them?

 

This ^^^^
Time for some chocolate cake

 

I can't has chocolate anymore