Colorado B.S. Thread

Tricks 4 Treats

 

Quit posting trip reports in the bs section.





I kid
I kid

 

fellas it's hot as fug to be working in the driveway.




If anyone is bday shopping for me I wear a size 2200 climate controlled work shop

 

Very hot i been procrastinating maintenance. Need to do diff fluid and rear brakes. I got my spark plugs done yesterday morning!

I am sitting on my couch with trooper and logan in AC.

 

His truck is now signed properly

 

Man the girth to length ratio is not solid enough. It could be shorter and fatter

 

Gonna start a business that makes chode roads. #ChodeRoadsLLC

 

I wasn't doing your self portrait!

 

Well, for reference, it's like a pancake but thinner. Think Crépe

 

Trying to figure out how to stay on the trail be like

 

Tried to pass some boner in a brand new ram who was going 5 under in the middle Lane on tower. I went into the right lane and he sped up and laid on the horn until he blocked me against person in right lane. He kept speeding up to match me so I gave him a tongue in V finger gesture when I finally passed him and then he started filming on his phone and following me. Next light I game him a thumbs up out the window and he kept following me. I thought he was gonna come to my house for a lil pow wow but then he noped out a couple blocks away.

Classic Aurora

 

Yes I am an asshole but I'm not in denial about it

 

I stopped trying to figure out why some adults act so childish. These idiots try to be all huffy puffy until shit gets real. And of course dick munch started recording after he sped up to block you to make you look like the bad guy.

 

I need a rear facing dash cam I think

 

It wouldn't have been the first time a "tough guy" tried to confront me before noping out upon realizing I'm a 6'3" lardass who is still bigger than themselves

 

Maybe I should Xerox a full sheet picture of my butthole to hold up against the window in these cases. Or a rear dash cam at the least.


I had a similar incident where a guy going 65 in the left lane in a 75 zone kept speeding up to block me from passing on the right. He tried to brake check me by slowing to 40, then, when he finally let me pass, was filming with his phone against the window.

 

I realize all of these stories only come with my side but when you're trying to pass on 33s and stock gears in a Tacoma or 33s and stock gears with 1000lb in the bed of the F250 it's pretty much always a bad time

 

A full gun rack in the rear window makes em think twice