Colorado B.S. Thread

It's one of these.

Where did you apply the pole?

 

Last I heard, the high schoolers who have their DL but don't have a car yet were using this one and it means "Your Mom's Motor Vehicle".

As in, "Can we use YMMV tonight?"

 

Y- Your
M- Mileage
M- May
V- Very

Meaning my experience might be completely different then yours.

 

Definition in the Cambridge English Dictionary

 

Too many AUAs

 

had to look that one up

 

Guess the spelling of "they're" is indicative of the correctness of the rest of the sign?
Or is that bait?

 

I dont think thats what that means...

Going with Another Useless Acronym

 

New topic:

How many holes does a straw have?

Go!

 

1

 

Hopefully none. A straw with holes in it wouldn't be very effective as a straw.

 

I would contend that a straw without holes is more of a plastic stick which wouldnt be very effective as a straw.

 

Can I use this here???

"I can understand why you'd think that...it's because you choose to be wrong. "

 

Then it’s not a straw. That would be a cylindrical object

 

is a hotdog a sandwich?

 

A straw, by its definition is a thin hollow tube. A straw with a hole in it would be a thin hollow tube, with a hole in it.

straw
/strô/
noun

1. 1.
   dried stalks of grain, used especially as fodder or as material for thatching, packing, or weaving.
   "a straw hat"
2. 2.
   a thin hollow tube of paper or plastic for sucking drink from a glass or bottle.