Colorado B.S. Thread

This filter gamble is 50% off and delivered to my home... try harder.

 

@Madjik_Man just drove by your hood

 

Was it not attached to his truck?

 

Hey does anyone in the Denver/Aurora area know of a good locksmith that can help me with getting a new ignition into my 96 Tacoma, in which it was recently stolen and then found, but the thief took the keys (yes I know) and we just moved and I can’t find my spare in the boxes.

So I can’t release the ignition cylinder pin to pull it out and get a new one in.

 

Arapahoe county security center.
+1 (303) 745-5500
15200 E Iliff Ave
Unit C
Aurora, CO 80014
United States


They have done a few keys for my truck and are really good people.

 

FOUND! CONGRATS!

 

I'm sure you all got it but if not....


https://kdvr.com/2019/12/18/arvada-police-searching-for-vehicle-involved-in-robbery-shooting/

 

Yep, be on the lookout for a white guy in a hat. Should be easy to spot!

 

hopefully he doesn't take off the hat or we'll be really screwed

 

Playing around behind the house.

 

The silver or red one?

mic you have time to stop by and say hello next time, let me know.

 

Guy walks into a bar...

 

and he say's "ouch"

 

I crack myself up.

 

I know you all were expecting much less, but that's all i got for the moment.

 

Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood."
The second one says, "I'll have one, too."
The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma."

 

The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?"

 

A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. Before the bartender even returns with the check, the man has slammed back half of them and shows no signs of slowing down. As the guy finishes his final shot, the bartender asks, "Why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy wipes his mouth and replies, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had." The bartender asks, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents,” and runs out the door.