Colorado B.S. Thread

The most baffling thing to me is how they are stocking up on paper goods. It's like shit paper all of a sudden has become a top item to survive.

I had to go to 3 store last wednesday because I ran out.

 

They all expecting to have serious diarrhea! And wet wipes are way expensive. I mean, compared to tp

 

Was in costco last weekend and a manager had to be called over because a small petite woman was trying to buy 4 packs of toilet paper when the limit is two. There are 30 rolls in 1 pack. The fuck do you need 120 rolls for!? every second person that day was walking out with toilet paper or paper towels.

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Coronavirus COVID-19 Global Cases by the Center for Systems Science and Engineering (CSSE) at Johns Hopkins University (JHU)

 

It's because when someone sneezes everyone else around them shits their pants

 

30 roll pack lasts our household of 2 probably a year.

I swear if I start seeing TP on BST I'm gonna lose my shit

 

I bought one pack of Costco toilet paper about 3 months ago that will easily last me 6 more months.

 

even with all those Busch Beer blowouts?

 

The ironic thing is most people would assume that the mountain towns are a safe place to be, because lower population density. But half (or more) of the cases in Colorado are in Ski towns, because that's where all the tourists are.

Keystone has had a bad year between COVID-19 and Mumps.....

 

so you’re saying that y’all use a full roll every 3 days?

 

You don't?

 

No idea. Let me buy a 120 pack and I'll get back to you whenever I'm out.

I misread I thought each package was 120. But no the 30 will probably last us the full year

 

Nah, I’ve trained my body to accept the garbage I feed it

 

asked the misses about our TP usage and apparently women don't poop so turns out I use 30 rolls in about 6-8 months.

 

Im a well conditioned athlete. I dont have blowouts.

 

Also, I get all my #2 out at work where I get paid to do it.....

 

It's best to crap at work so we don't dig into our sacred TP stockpiles

 

Just you wait it will soon be this! having to pay!