Colorado B.S. Thread

Can anyone on here help unbend my sleeders? Im guess i came down on a rock pretty hard and now they are slightly touching my front and rear fender flares.

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St Paddy's day weekend starts now!

 

Man, I thought people were kidding about toilet paper being gone... man was I wrong. Ran out at home and seriously lucked out going to Walmart. Fucking line of people waiting to get 2 pack limit off the pallet they just got! What in the actual fuck. Like all the paper towels and almost all Kleenex was gone also

 

I appreciate your enthusiasm starting a week early. That's what I call commitment!

 

Time to setup a booth at the swap meet

 

Here is my pet. Trying to teach him to roll over.

 

Thats nothing. I posted a Happy Friday thing on here this morning before realizing it was Thursday.

 

Almost looks like me......if he had a real beard.

 

I went to Costco to get my mom some supplies.. It was packed in the store ,thought I’d check out the TP,
All gone,Paper towels all gone,Kleenex all gone.

Have plenty of bottled water though it’s taking up the space where the tp and paper towels were...

 

What a goof!

 

My Costco had empty freezer sections and more. Never seen it so empty and the lines at checkout were long. Cashier said the funniest purchase he’d seen that day was a woman buying condoms for resale.

 

The world has gone bat shit crazy. I don't think it's fully hit the valley yet. But I haven't tried going to the store since Tuesday. The 24 Road City Market was low on TP and bottled water but otherwise everything seemed normal. There were even retirees out shopping and driving poorly. They're usually scared of their own shadow.

 

Just got an email that my office is closed tomorrow. Someone may have been in contact with someone who may have had the yick.

Didn't everybody read about chicken little in grade school?

 

Now the schools are closed, rec center is closed, little league baseball is closed.
I never would've believed all this crap.

Thank God I learned about short etfs this morning

 

My work has provided each van with a small bottle of hand sanitizer and wipes

 

You could probably sell those for a nice profit

 

We get to wipe down cars prior to working on them. I'm sure everyone in the service industries days are numbered.