Colorado B.S. Thread

Happy Friday Colorado! Here's some fun facts for Friday:

Fatal traffic deaths in Colorado for the month of March were down 22% from the 7 year average of 39.8. This is also the lowest number of deaths in the month March going back to at least 2013. Supporting data from CDOT goes back to 2013, but I excluded 2018 because CDOT got cute with how they presented the data and it wasn't comparable.



https://www.codot.gov/library/traffic/safety-crash-data/fatal-crash-data-city-county

March 2020 Fatalities:


https://www.codot.gov/library/traff...oad/file/Fatality_by_Region_2020_20200331.pdf

2019 Fatalities (this is fairly representative of the last 7 years):



https://www.codot.gov/library/traff...oad/file/Fatality_by_Region_2019_20200331.pdf

 

PM incoming.

 

Sorry posted in wrong thread.

 

Well hats off to @CGoss , he's going out off his way to help me out on getting some items down to me.

 

We need to ban cars!
Isn't it worth it if it saves just one life?
Think of the children!

 

I'll give you $20 for the tires dropped off in Pueblo West

 

Can I hold polis liable if I'm wearing a bandana over my face in the liquor store and get shot by the cashier?

 

Do really long mustaches count?

 

I didn't even get to finish chugging the bottle of scotch

 

Yeah, If I heard right they will be mandatory to be worn in Grocery Stores...

 

We’re all living the thug life now

 

Pimpin ain't easy but it's necessary

 

Are they going to provide them?

What if you have a magnificently beautiful beard and a mask would be a moot point?

 

When does all the looting start and masks are banned?

 

@Sub-Zero will have to tell us

 

He hasnt seen a magnificently beautiful beard since February...

 

Damn, was that the last time he looked in the mirror?

 

I couldnt say