Colorado B.S. Thread

Theyre plannin ways to douse the COVID out of us all

 

if we get turned into jigsaw puzzles to defeat and prevent the spread of the coronaids then it was the will of God

 

Wait a second what happened to if it saves one life?

 

??? anyone here have two 36mm 1/2 drive sockets I could borrow? would rather not have to purchase if possible since I'd probably only use them once for about 3 minutes of actual use. ??

 

I will have to double check but I believe I have one 36mm 1/2" drive impact socket here in Pueblo West

 

I don't know which part hurts more thinking about that. The part between the ears or the part between the cheeks!? Probably the last part to say good bye to a meal never to be missed again.

 

probably the ego for stooping so low and willingly eating such slop



on the other hand a CB flag would be pretty clutch for my desk. I could put it up so the GF and her daughter know not to bother me because I'm on a call

 

that just reminded me of being hammered many times and getting someone to take me to Raliberto's drive through Mexican food

 

2 for $2 PBR pints at 12 volt tavern in Olde Town Arvada

 

Maybe old news but if not @Toytec Lifts has canceled their Customer Appreciation Day 2020 which was meant to be on June 13th

 

is there a limit?! I can walk there!

 

It's been years since i lived close but i believe it was from 11pm-1am

 

They should have had some fun with the packaging and labeled them as chicherones.

 

IIRC cheapskates across the streets did a PBJ for $5 -- tall boy of PBR and double shot of Jameson

 

Arvada wasn't so bad. If I had known I was within walking distance of @crolison I would have ding dong ditched him many a time

 

I've lived in Denver, Golden, Arvada, Stapleton(East Denver), Glendale, Centennial

they all have one thing in common. too much traffic

 

unpopular opinion: local breweries good

 

Wait, me too...

 

if we're going by technicalities I could too