Colorado B.S. Thread

time to bust out the sandals for a week

 

Yep, that's about the long and short of it. I was chasing my dog around the house when she was a puppy and cut a corner a little too short and kicked a wall pretty much full power/speed. Broke my 2nd toe next to my big toe on that one (it's usually a pinky toe) and we had to go to Breckenridge so I quickly threw on socks and shoes before the swelling started so I wouldn't have to worry about it later. We got up to Breck and when we got to the hotel that night I slowly took off my shoe & sock and my toe was huge and purple. I don't think it liked how I treated it.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Vqe9gxnQrx4

 

lol @ 2:12 when he almost lands on a rabbit...RUN RABBIT RUN!

that beginning section was SKETCH!


is it sunday yet?!

 

Yeah, but they'll beat anyone else's price...

 

My list is about the same as yours with toes multiple times. Generally due to not being fully healed from the previous times... those ones hurt. This is pretty incredible considering the mishaps I've had to include hitting a deer at 120mph on a motorcycle (similar to the one in my sig pic) and then having a Ford F250 pull out in front of me on a similar bike (exact bike in sig pic). Yeah, I've had plenty of road rash but the fact that I've never had a major broke bone with as crazy of a life as I've lived never ceases to amaze me. I guess all that milk drinking as a child paid off because I've got some superhero-esque bone density.

 

hmm...

bones:
nose
eye socket/skull
collar bone (twice, same one)
rt ring finger (on the last knuckle, fused together)
rt thumb
both wrists
sternum
lower left leg (i forget which bone, but i could still walk on it)
left foot (twice, smaller bones on the top of foot)

others:
partial tear on rt ACL
meniscus tear on left knee
partial tear on rt rotator cuff
sprained ankles

 

YEAH!!!! i noticed that the first time through and had to rewind to show the other guy watching with me. Bottom section looked horrible, upper section would have me pooping myself

 

Uh.... drink milk and stop falling out of moving cars?

 

Honestly Id take that price to discount tires or even the stealership. I ordered ATX Mojave's for my truck and all 4WP did was fuck up the whole thing. Ordered rims for a Chevy, not a Tacoma, ordered the wrong lugnuts, (I made the mistake of ordering tires through them and they sent me E-Rated instead of the C's that I wanted). They also never contacted me when they did get pieces in. I had to call them about every other day because they didnt have anything in for the scheduled install date. If they could fuck it up, they did... If its not in the store and you can see it and verify it up front, I wouldn't do it.

On the other hand, I ordered the same tires and wheels for the wifes Jeep at the stealership and they gave us a good price, got them in quick, and gave us no hassles...

 

haha...i drink a lot of milk actually...just did a lot of stupid shit when i was young, with a couple football and snowboarding accidents thrown in there

 

so you don't drink milk?

guess i'll have to switch over to beer and cereal in the morning