Colorado B.S. Thread

https://kdvr.com/news/money/our-plans-are-to-reopen-casa-bonita-provides-update-discusses-lawsuit/

 

Geez!! I'm glad you are ok and are healing up.

 

Glad you are okay. But I'm still a little confused about what happened between 7pm and 3am.

Did you get mugged and the shit beat out of you by a stranger who knocked you unconscious and for some reason didn't rob you blind, or were you just drunk and fell over and threw your shit out on someone's lawn?

We also all want to see pictures of your fucked up face...

 

I have pics, not posting them though. I'm fuckin hideous enough before the black eye.
I was definitely clipped by a car.
If I'm that drunk, like stumbling drunk, they won't let me leave without a ride home, been going there for close to 16 years now, I keep the lights on, they take care of me.
Ever been knocked out cold? that is what I assume was happening between 7 and 3.
It's not busy here at night like in the bigger cities, I ripped that go kart around most of the summer at night and never saw anyone even once look outside.

 

That's so shitty. Who on earth would want to hit our good Old Brett with their car? I hope that the person who hit you is identified and has hell to pay for his or her actions.

 

Anyone have a good body man? Hit some old man with my car, need the evidence fixed...

 

Neighbors dog appears to be having a day.

 

that's ruff

 

You don’t know me very well...

 

You know what makes me feel better? Torching my truck on a mountain pass to get insurance money. I’ll even let you torch my truck <3

 

Glad to see this thread back to its usual self today

 

You’re welcome

 

Quoted because it's funny

 

Dude, I've watched this like a dozen times since you posted..

 

Geez Brett
Late to the party
Feel better, that’s a long time to lay on a sidewalk unnoticed or noticed, and nobody gave a shit.
I’m glad you didn’t die!

 

Me too. It made my day a little bit better and I thought I would share