Colorado B.S. Thread

Bars open. Main Streets are not bad. Neighborhood streets are a war zone.

 

sooooo whos getting that busch refund?
They measured from Boulder and it shows 15"

 

Was she hot?

 

So many people trying to drive their stupid little cars around....
I know you THINK your Subaru will go anywhere, but you're not going anywhere right now are you?

 

you already know the answer in your heart

 

Youre right. I wasnt thinking with my heart when I asked that.

 

if you like 65 year old chain smokers then she may have been your thing

 

I guess it was the "she got kicked out of her airbnb" that made me wonder. Could have been a hot chick that raised too much hell, broke her leg partying, got kicked out of the airbnb and was then walking down the sidewalk on crutches.

 

Go tow them out with the Sienna

 

most of what I've seen stuck today has been subarus and cherokees. I think their drivers watched too many commercials.

 

But it's a Jeep thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXMERqpzDIQ

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Quffw1StyKU

 

I bet that 1990 cherokee would fare a whole lot better today than these late model things with ground effects package and 2" of clearance

 

not to mention super duper traction control that won't let you spin tires in the snow

 

And people not realizing the importance of tires. Most of those subarus would be just fine if they had snow tires, but not on the stock all seasons.

 

not on these side streets.
There are 1'-2' ruts in crusted and slushy snow. My skids leave a smoothed over top. I've seen several wheel well liners in the road.

 

Traction control=stuck in snow. Wtf was that system even meant for?

 

Fair enough. In my area, the snow is only a foot or less on the road, and the Cherokee and BMW X5 that I dug out yesterday would both have been fine if they had decent tires.

 

Yeah I looked all over. There were no ports in the bumper for a thread insert