Colorado B.S. Thread

Not asking for opinions Jason, I’ve been riding MTB for over 20 years. I know the various ways to get out of climbing, bro. Just stating facts.

 

I learned a long time ago what I enjoy about MTB and it’s not spandex and long stem XC. If that’s you’re thing, more power to you, but it’s not mine. If I wanted to spend 6 hours sitting in traffic to get to the parks then I would, but no thanks. If I could shuttle around here, I would. And if I’m gonna cheat and buy an ebike, I’ll spend the same money on a dirt bike, have more fun, and get completely away from the crowded front range trail system.

 

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Just get a KTM in whatever color or Beta and be done with it.

For proper Enduro bikes the Europeans are so far ahead of the Japanese.

 

To each their own, as all things.

 

my brand is better than your brand , bro

 

Is that a tactical office molle panel on your cubicle? That's Desk Job AF right there.

We all know you're BUILT FORD TOUGH.

 

Where else am I supposed to put my PBR logo, Taco-coma, and "the mountains are calling and I must go" patches?

How else would my coworkers be able to tell that I think I'm outdoorsy?

 

This would be a good way to convey that

 

you obviously have to tell them. You can also follow that up by letting them know youre vegan and only drink craft micro brews.

 

Have you guys heard of the Rusty Rain? You probably haven't. It's this crafty beer collective that a couple friends of mine started to make our infamous experimental triple hopped dark IPA infused with coffee and chocolate notes punctuated by a distinctly sour flavor. It's $18 per pint, let me know if I can bring you a growler. I love hiking too BTW theres this sick little nature path through boulder that my and my buddy just found. Too bad its paved, that takes away from the experience somewhat

 

Wait, so did you use 3rd wave coffee in the brewing process or does it just have notes of it? If you have the latest rotating single origin light roast from Corvus, I'll take two growlers, but only if they are glass. I can't have those BPA lined aluminum crowler poison in my system.

 

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I prefer maxwell house. Or Sanka if I’m camping.

 

I'm not too brand loyal. Hell get a sherco or wait and see what triumph puts out.

I'd get a Japanese bike if they ever put out a 2 stroke Enduro bike with a wide ratio 6 speed, big gas tank, good suspension, a hydraulic clutch, etc. etc.

 

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Douche bag conviction.

hope he gets hammered for the whole plane crash in the pacific, that will be more than a misdemeanor.

 

Triumph is interesting. Someone released a concept a few weeks ago that looks like a bag of flaming dog shit... and I actually like Triumph street bikes.

Carmichael putting his name on the line with this power(less?) move.

.... "Street Scrbamler" lolz


Looks like a regurgitated steel frame Euro bike to me. Curious to see if Triumph uses their own fork or goes with air like the rest.