Colorado B.S. Thread

Brettastrophe

 

I know we need the snow

I still do not want the snow

 

for why

 

first world problems, I hate shoveling

I thought I was clever and bought a used snowblower but that turned into another time/money pit

 

i dont honestly mind shoveling. to me its the same thing as cutting wood. i also live with to ridiculously lazy females that dont do either.

 

Missed the sales/season and ended up with a wimpy snow shovel so its back breaking work.

 

I love Wyoming. $15 bucks for an ORV permit, no questions asked.

Colorado OHV you need to provide title, social security number, proof of your ancestors entering the country legally, bank statements, political party affiliation, type of dogs you own, number of Whole Food purchases for the year, a donation to the Bald Eagle protection advocacy group and $25 in rolls of pennies.

All done in person, can't do it online either.

 

Truth.

I haven't had an OHV sticker for the last year or two on the KTM because it doesn't show up on my Parks and Wildlife login where I apply for hunting licenses. I've even tried calling and they said they would add it, which has never happened.

I don't even mind paying the $35, as almost all that money is given back in grants to improve trail systems.

 

Yup. I'll be riding the Snowys quite a bit this summer. Will eventually get legal with CO as well, but good god what a joke of a process. Shut up and take my money.

 

have you checked Murdocs/Big R/Tractor supply type places? they have better shovels than the junk the grocery stores sell

 

I used to not mind so much. In a first world problems way I moved to a house with much more parking and have a huge paved area on the north of my house that gets no sun. It takes me 4-6 hours to shovel it all out to the front yard. There's no where else to put it

 

I've seen that space, it'll ice up pretty bad if you don't keep up on it.
Maybe install a large mirror up on that fence to reflect the sun into that spot.

 

Just dig up the pad and lay down radiant heating and re-pour. Problem solved. Then sell the snowblower.

 

thats valid

 

Riddle.
3 ladies go on vacation to a luxury resort.
They rent a room for one night.
The cost of the room is 300 a night.
Each lady pays 100 a piece, totaling 300.

The manager tells the clerk that the room is actually discounted to 250 a night.

He tells the clerk to give 50 back to the 3 women.
The clerk pockets 20 for himself and gives the 3 ladies back 30.
So each lady paid 90 for the one night.
That equates to 270 that they paid for the room.
With the clerks pocketed 20, that adds up to 290.

Where did the 10 go?

 

I actually started a fight at the bar with this riddle. Don't hate me.

 

Uh, I dunno.

Math is hard, man.

 

I had to read that like 4 times to figure it out.

 

I know the riddle answer is wrong, but where does the discrepancy come in to play?

 

What discrepancy?

They paid $270 for a $250 room, extra $20 going to the clerk.

It's a stupid riddle.