Colorado B.S. Thread

https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2022/0125/1275728-ireland-fishing-russia/

We're going to war with Russia and we're sending the fishermen

 

Not quite. And yes, all riddles are stupid.
They actually paid 280 for the room. We all know that.
But the way the numbers are presented, adds up different, but not actually incorrect.
#newmath

 

https://youtu.be/ZH-cXBhkl-E

 

I've always felt like my life was missing something. Turns out it was Number Wang!

 

I started this thread in my 20s.. we're all old now

 

no wonder you started a fight. they did not pay 280 for the room.
First of all, one of the ladies is actually a dude but regardless, you're adding up the wrong things.
Each lady, and one dude, has $10 now.($30) The clerk has $20 ($50) and the register has $250. There's your original $300

 

Its Friday Eve's Eve....fucking ready for the weekend.

 

https://wyoming.craigslist.org/cto/d/mills-2002-toyota-tacoma-sr5-4x4/7437680377.html

Someone go get this. Stop at a autozone get an axel and drive it home.

 

CV is the least of your concerns. Might even be able to pop it back together. You would need a LBJ and maybe a steering rack though.

@BossFoss this looks up your alley.

 

https://media.giphy.com/media/YR8neVRcCSqwmJkb1D/giphy.gif

 

I already have enough broken junk in the yard

 

I'll trade you my old ball joints for the fender flares. You can sell that thing for $9000 next week.

 

If you had more vehicles on that giant concrete pad, you wouldn't have snow accumulating on it.

 

nah

 

This makes a good pint. more overall coverage of what you dont want to shovel. if theres enough vehicles there you wouldnt have to shovel anything. seems like a win win

 

Enabling is no fun when the enablee refuses to be enabled.

 

I gotta help myself by stopping myself before I drown in (even more) unfinished projects