Colorado B.S. Thread

I would definitely get a nick name from everyone if I wrote one for that.

Only ticket I felt okay writing so far was street racing. Big ol' 17 pointer

 

Come up north to Thornton/Broomfield on Saturday nights and write more tickets for that.

 

Just park along the 112th International Speedway (err, I mean 112th Ave) most nights.

 

South west Denver needs to be lit the fuck up

 

Yuengling sucks. 1 out of 1 east coaster, and 2 and out 2 native Coloradoans agree it's the worst in a blind taste test.

PBR for the win.

Unless the banquet comes in a stubby glass bottle.

 

I thought Yeungling was supposed to taste like dirty PBR?

 

Can confirm. I grew up outside philly where if you ordered a "lager" at the bar, you got a yuengling. I grew up on that stuff and we swore up and down it was the best beer on the planet. Now it tastes like garbage to me and I dont know what all the fuss was about

 

For $10 cheaper per case than yuengling, a true east coast lager lover on a budget would get this fine beer, with super fun picture puzzles in the cap.

 

You must decode the message before the time runs out and the room floods with tepid Yuengling

 

There's a case with your name on it now too.
My beds gonna be loaded. Smokey and the bandit action on this drive home.

 

Ooof
PBR is for sure piss in a can. But stubby banquets are always a cheap solution.

 

Beer shaming. I'll play.
I'll order a PBR anytime over any of the crap that New Belgium brews.

 

Uuuuhghhhhhh. PBR is horrible. I’d drink a white claw before that crap.

 

I like a cold bitch beer as well, usually when camping though so nobody knows.
That hard iced tea is bangin too.

 

Same, but now I rotate my domestics. Now on a Miller Lite kick.

 

I should go back to Miller Lite, i got fat on PBR.

 

Any beer you drink 30 a time will do that.

 

What's next? you're gonna tell me a family size bag of tortilla chips isn't one serving?

 

Good Avs game tonight.
Really need a hockey emoji....