Colorado B.S. Thread

Thank you @YamaDirtrider for melting some metal for me.

 

IIRC 2019 was the best year in recent memory for summer campfires. The state was like 99.999999% drought-free and fire bans didn't kick in until August or something.

 

Elf slippers?

Get some flip flops and wear those scars on your feet proudly!

 

Mamas tired of buying him new shoes

 

Psh...

 

I'll admit, I didn't read the link but that's standard procedure for garbage trucks. If something they are carrying ignites they are to dump their load (somewhere safe) so as to not lose the truck or becoming a fireball on the road.

 

Even in sneakers the sparks can make their way to your skin. Almost all of my socks have holes in the tops from welding!

I was driving through Golden by Mines a couple years ago and passed a garbage truck that dumped it's load on the highway for that reason. FD was just arriving on scene to start spraying it down.

 

8 months till Christmas!

 

Yep, that's exactly what happened. It was a natural gas-powered truck, which is apparently extra sketchy when fire is involved.

https://twitter.com/SouthMetroPIO/status/1517601835594313728

 

There's also like 40 gallons of hydraulic oil that you don't want to light up either lol

 

I guess this is why dumpster fires are so hot right now. Garbage truck fires are just too dangerous.

 

That cute sign with a number and MPH below it, that's not a suggestion. That's how fast you can go, so get some. Even if only 30MPH, floor it till you get there.
JHC on a crutch, if that's too fast, take the fuckin bus.

 

Met a chick from New York, she says the traffic is worse here. Mostly because of rude driving habits, inability to merge, forgetting to drop the phone at a green light and stuff like that.
She did say it takes 45 minutes to cover 4 miles, but the drivers are more courteous.
Weird.

 

When everyone agrees to drive casually, it works. When everyone agrees to drive aggressively (not in an angry sense, but in a decisive "I need to fit into this gap" sense), it works. When some people want to drive aggressively and some people want to drive casually, everybody's annoyed.

Big cities also give the non-driving-inclined the option of riding the bus, walking, cycling, etc, which weeds out some of the riff raff.

 

Went on a lights out date this weekend. Talked to her again today and she doesn’t want to be exclusive with anyone. So it kinda sucks since I thought I might have met my future.

 

I mean, not to exaggerate, but I never had so much fun on a date and I’ll be 38 in May.

 

That was actually my first new date since I moved down here from Billings. So I’m pretty sure the one is out there in Denver.

 

Not a good way to start your morning…

 

damn. Much better pics then the news crews are getting.